Stop Wasting Pumpkins!
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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billwashere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Damage@feddit.it 1 day ago
So almost nobody read the whole image?
Cethin@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
What makes you think that. Is there something odd that people aren’t commenting on or something? Maybe calling the inside guts? That’s the only weird thing I recall seeing.
Zoop@beehaw.org 20 hours ago
A ‘smash party’ could sound like some sort of euphemism, I suppose. I’m guessing that’s what they’re referring to. They’ve just got a much dirtier mind than the rest of us.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s the only reason it got my upvote
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 day ago
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were travelling abroad and needed a place to sleep for the night. They stopped at a farm and asked the farmer if they could sleep there. The farmer said “Yes, you can. But all of you must promise not to have sex with my beautiful daughter.” They all solemnly agreed and were shown to their room for the night.
One by one though, each of them was overcome by temptation and sneaked down the hall to farmer’s daughter’s bedroom to have their wicked way with her.
I’m the morning they came downstairs and were greeted by the farmer. “Good morning!” he said, “I hope you all slept well. Take a basket each and go out and pick something from my farm to eat for breakfast”. Being very hungry from their travels they all eagerly went out to look for their favourite food.
The first to return was the Englishman. The farmer was waiting for him - with a loaded shotgun. “I know what you did last night!” shouted the farmer, pointing his gun at the Englishman. The Englishman threw his hands up in the air, dropping the basket of strawberries he’d picked for breakfast. “Bend over and put those strawberries up your arse and let that be a lesson to you!” The Englishman did as he was told and pushed the strawberries up his bum. Seeing that the farmer was satisfied the Englishman ran out the door and off into the distance.
Next to return was the Scotsman. “What did you pick for breakfast young man?” asked the farmer. “I picked carrots” answered the Scotsman. “Well put them up your arse you dirty bastard!” screamed the farmer, pulling out the shotgun “I know what you did last night!” “Please dont shoot me sir!” Cried the Scotsman, as he painfully pushed each of the carrots up his bum before making a break for it and running out of the house.
Last to return was the Irishman, carrying his basket on his back. “You dirty lying son of a bitch!” screamed the farmer “You had sex with my daughter last night!” “Now tell me what you picked for breakfast.”
The Irishman heaved his basket onto the floor with a thud.
They both looked down at its contents.
“I picked a pumpkin sir.”
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
That man’s name, Goatse.
Zoop@beehaw.org 20 hours ago
I was thinking more like a 1Guy1Jar type of thing, but with a pumpkin. At least it won’t shatter into glass shards this time!
(I can still clearly hear the sound of the glass after all these years…)
scytale@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
The version I know is that they will only live if they can stick the fruit/vegetable in their ass without making a sound, and they were shot because they couldn’t stop giggling because they saw the third guy carrying <whatever large produce>.
KKriegGG@programming.dev 20 hours ago
Well that escalated quickly
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Last year I placed two dozen or so pumpkins around my property and got up on the roof and started shootin with my AR until the neighbor called, claiming some maniac was on my roof shootin a gun so I went inside cuz that sounded pretty spooky smh can’t have nothin nice no more
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
How can I expand it to that size?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Expand the pumpkin to the size of your …?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I meant expanding my anus to fit a pumpkin in, but OK…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I bet the inside of a pumpkin feels like… really really good.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 20 hours ago
Stop
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
wait a minute
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Collaborate
Zoop@beehaw.org 20 hours ago
That’s what the pumpkin told them, too!
Shard@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I hear coconut is a real treat
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
MrShankles@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Mmmm… there’s nothing quite like warm, pumpkin pie
JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 hours ago
Look, I’m just saying I’ve seen two videos of people doing it for the meme.
Slovene@feddit.nl 18 hours ago
Not as good as a warm apple pie.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 day ago
complain about throwing a billion pumpkins into landfill
Order a billion tonnes of plastic shite off Temu which then breaks, and throw it into landfill
Fucking keep chucking the pumpkins, guts
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least the pumpkins are compostable.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Zoop@beehaw.org 20 hours ago
It’s not like it’s one or the other. We need to improve in both of those areas.
Zathras@lemm.ee 1 day ago
If you know someone with chickens, give your pumpkins to them. The chickens love to eat the insides all the way to the edge of the rind. It is also supposed to be a natural dewormer.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Farm period. Cows/goats/horses/pigs all love pumpkin. Plus when they crap out the seeds, you’re going to find a bunch of pumpkins in the fields
BoneDemonBoofer@lemmygrad.ml 13 hours ago
I came here to say this! My chickens love pumpkins. If you know anyone who has goats they will demolish then. Aaaand You can also cube them or puree them and add them to dog food. With an appropriate ratio of animal protein.
For cat food you can boil and blend some chicken with a little bit of pumpkin and salt by weight. It comes out like a pate’ and my cat loves it. Vet aproved if you stick with the correct ratios.
If you have dogs that like to chew and shred you can cut a hole in one to get it started and let them have at it outside.
I also highly reccomend calabaza en tacha as a dessert. Shit is sooo fucking good and really simple to make.
I used to grow pumpkins, but this time of year so many are being thrown out at stores that i just dive them now.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I didn’t know this … Good tip. My retired hen is going to eat well tomorrow
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Toasted pumpkin seeds:
Using running water seperate seeds from pumpkin guts. Soak them in salt water while you carve. Preheat and bake at 220C for 15-20 mins. Eat them whole.
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I had an elementary school teacher who would ask all of us to save the seeds when making jack o lanterns and give it to her. She’d then make a ton of roasted pumpkin seeds and share it with us and some kids from other classes who brought seeds.
They are pretty good. Highly recommend.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or rather than soak them, you can manually separate them, oil and salt them, then cook them on a lower setting until they start to go golden brown.
aeharding@vger.social 1 day ago
I mean you could start by composting and not throwing into a landfill… many cities accept with leaf collection
Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Chickens do like to eat pumpkin. I always get 5-6 pumpkins and after they are done as decoration, they’re fed to the chickens. Not at all wasted.
TotalFat@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!
MrShankles@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Their head is, at least. The clawed feet can get rather… “scratchy” though
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Planter doesn’t work very well, they shrivel and rot within a few weeks.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
The image says “plantar” though which has something to do with the foot like a plantar wart.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
maybe some people use similar-looking pumpkins with way more woody flesh?
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Toss them in the woods, deer fuckin love pumpkin
Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 hours ago
Use it as a helmet at the Motocross!
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
One of these things is
not likemore appealing than the othersSpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The plantar fasciitis?
within_epsilon@beehaw.org 13 hours ago
Roast pumpkin puree can be added as filler to sauces. Bottom right option seems fine too. Why kink shame?
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Time to ties some mini gourds into an anal bead 😔
baggins@beehaw.org 1 day ago
It’s disgraceful that we grow food to deliberately throw away.
GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Eh it’s better than making plastic shite to deliberately throw away
Cethin@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Two things can be bad.
I hate the “this thing is worse so let’s not talk about that” mentality, as if you’ve never held two opinions at the same time.
baggins@beehaw.org 18 hours ago
No, we shouldn’t be doing that either.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
beats straw, which is fully inedible
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
In the times of yore a small group of people tossed some tea into a harbour and set about a revolution.
Today, we must put an end to the tyranny. The quickening pace and further encroachment upon our livelihoods demands pumpkin spice be put to waste.
The future depends on it.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 hours ago
madjo@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
No Paige, don’t!
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Imagine if we just didn’t grow them in the first place since clearly people don’t want to eat them anyway…
Maiq@lemy.lol 1 day ago
At a medium pace.
luciole@beehaw.org 1 day ago
Wait what? US population is 345 millions. How do you even celebrate Halloween that requires three pumpkins per person? Plenty of people don’t even have a porch.
emuspawn@orbiting.observer 1 day ago
Pumpkins Georg, who lives in spooky bog & disposes of over 15 million pumpkins every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Damage@feddit.it 1 day ago
Have your read the bottom right corner?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure the pumpkins you carve are not the same pumpkins you eat. You can roast the seeds, sure, but the inside will probably taste like dirt
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’re the same, I make pumpkin pie out of them. It’s so much better than from a can too.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Trans girls never waste pumpkins 😤
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
tsk white people amiright smh head pumpkins don’t have a flared base
variants@possumpat.io 1 day ago
Donkeys like them
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pumpkin curry is sooooo good.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Interesting :3
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It’s not a waste if its sole purpose for existing is to rot on porches. It’s just a bonus if you can squeeze out another use, like becoming an emergency room curiosity.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It’s still waste even if the primary purpose is wasteful.
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Of all the things to worry about when it comes to waste Halloween doesn’t even scartch the surface for me
Still waiting on someone to talk about how fishing nets are 50% of the plastic in our oceans
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Is entertainment wasteful?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Squirrels seem to eat them IIRC
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait, why would it become an emergency room curiosity? Ohhhhh, missed that last part. Gourds really are nature’s dildo.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Consider my gourd
Image
Perfectly shaped