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- Comment on Anon is dangerous 1 week ago:
No.
Vax makes autist. Entire 4chan is autist. Therefore vax causes 4chan. QED
- Comment on EA lost $6 billion in market value, following FC 25 & Dragon Age underperformance news 1 week ago:
Where was Gondor when the Westwood fell?
- Comment on Same 2 weeks ago:
Me modding the 2D pixel art game with ultra HD textures, shaders, reflections, realistic physics engine, ray tracing.
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 3 weeks ago:
It’s not that £4 cable costs £300. £4 is the scrap value of the copper once the insulation has been peeled off. Freshly made cable costs a bit more than that.
It costs £300 to fix because of the cost of the cable, labour and the workmanship.
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 3 weeks ago:
In areas where bananas are native people
Well… Multiverse theory confirmed then…
- Comment on PhD ain't no MD 3 weeks ago:
Just do Onlyfans like that other PhD person
- Comment on UFO sightings 4 weeks ago:
They are certainly very affectionate birds and great fun to have around.
My only word of warning to a potential first time owner is that they are messy eaters and even messier shitters. They are also noisy AF. I loved their tunes but I’m pretty sure I pissed off the neighbor with their screeching.
- Comment on UFO sightings 4 weeks ago:
Colorful parrot bird is a eainbow lorikeet if anyone is curious.
A long time ago one of these guys found their way into my house. I’m not a bird person so I had no idea what this was either. I thought it was some sort of parakeet, it loved fruits and climbing on people but it had no interest in seeds or biscuits, which I found strange.
I brought it to the nearest pet shop on my shoulder to get it ID’ed and it stayed on my shoulder the whole time till we got back home. I adopted it and we had many good years. I still miss the colorful parrot bird sometimes.
- Comment on Nom nom 5 weeks ago:
Crocodile eats bigger number
- Comment on Dredge is free to claim for the next 24 hours on Epic 5 weeks ago:
I foresee the only chance steam has of not being immediately enshittified would be for it to be a 100% employee owned company and to stay the f away from ever being listed anywhere.
- Comment on almonds 5 weeks ago:
We have seemingly reliable accounts of archeologist/explorers cooking and sampling frozen mammoth meat they excavated.
The meat was good enough to eat without them falling sick. Apparently it tasted like muddy meat and it had the texture of what you’d imagine bad elephant jerky would be like.
- Comment on Anon has marital problems 1 month ago:
Its like part of the plot of EEAAO. Where the husband gives the wife divorce papers in an attempt to get their marriage back on track…
- Comment on Exodus, the new game being led by BioWare veteran James Ohlen, finally reveals some gameplay, and boy it sure looks like Mass Effect 1 month ago:
Like a high res Sims character
- Comment on heard the NYPD is offering $10,000 for any information 1 month ago:
One of those red lights might be saddam
- Comment on Anon hears a noise 1 month ago:
Noise is cat come back to say all okay in afterlife
- Comment on dear lord 2 months ago:
Where did you study?
Oh some university on the west of england
- Comment on Anon thinks the French are posers 2 months ago:
We barely document how we wipe our asses or shower because it’s such a mundane, day to day thing.
Writing was limited, so I hypothesize that people would focus on important things like tax collections, kingly births or even that cunt Ea-Nasir. Less so on kissing or things they would find mundane.
- Comment on And 299999999 is divisible by 13 2 months ago:
Yes technically almost every number is divisible by another in some way and you’re left with a remainder that spans plenty of decimal places.
But common parlance when something is said to be divisible is that the end results is a round number…
- Comment on Tiny pp 2 months ago:
Bb smol
- Comment on Mushrooms 2 months ago:
Holy shit. That’s mildly terrifying…
- Comment on your mom falls significantly faster than g 2 months ago:
So will the bowling ball gravitationally attract the earth to itself there by reach the earth an infinitesimally small amount?
- Comment on Anon rizzes up a girl 2 months ago:
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
- Comment on pump up the jamz 2 months ago:
Imperial march?
- Comment on The room where it happens 2 months ago:
The nutty putty incident on the right is new to me. And pretty dark
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 2 months ago:
I hear coconut is a real treat
- Comment on There is only 1 choice 2 months ago:
Oh Captain, my Captain!
- Comment on Anon gives up dating apps 2 months ago:
You sound like you have a skill issue.
- Comment on Minecraft is losing VR support next year 3 months ago:
VR doesn’t belong everywhere. There are good games for it but it needs to be purpose built and planned for. Not just a port of an existing game.
- Comment on Anon is sick 3 months ago:
The sooner OP realizes life treats good looking people better than normies the sooner he learns to work on his own strengths and self-confidence and get out of the self pity, the better life will become for him.
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 3 months ago:
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.