On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.
Anon rizzes up a girl
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Object@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.
“Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.
ikidd@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-
pinkystew@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe she’s autistic
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 10 months ago
auties usually spot other auties easily
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
BluesF@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
it’s only “rizzing up a girl” if it’s actually working lol anon is delulu
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means. Can someone please explain?
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 10 months ago
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.
Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
red@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Rizz here is to flirt.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s a verb too.
Rizz = charisma.
To rizz = to be charismatic.
Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.
greengear5@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I read it as ‘some’.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”
13esq@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Something?
shasta@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 months ago
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 months ago
weker01@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I never heard of it
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 months ago
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
Shard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Well, are you?
finkrat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and
initiate a eugenics campaign to erase Autistic birthsCURE THE AUTISM!…
(Tone is /s)
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A very calculated rejection.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Autistic people are often their harshest critics.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why bring Donald Trump into this?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What’s that in adult?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Something
babybus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Scarlet Monastery
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 months ago
Goddamned Whitemane!
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Sadomasochism
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context
Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 months ago
shitting myself
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Streetlight Manifesto
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
🎺🎸🤘😎
Say them in person two years ago. Great band.
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.