First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.
Anon rizzes up a girl
Submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Etterra@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Based. Rizz is sus. Needs to yeet that shiz.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.
“Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.
pinkystew@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-
Object@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maybe she’s autistic
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 day ago
auties usually spot other auties easily
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
BluesF@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
it’s only “rizzing up a girl” if it’s actually working lol anon is delulu
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means. Can someone please explain?
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 2 days ago
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.
red@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”
Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Rizz here is to flirt.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s a verb too.
Rizz = charisma.
To rizz = to be charismatic.
Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.
greengear5@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I read it as ‘some’.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 day ago
By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”
13esq@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Something?
shasta@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 days ago
weker01@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
I never heard of it
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
finkrat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and
initiate a eugenics campaign to erase Autistic birthsCURE THE AUTISM!…
(Tone is /s)
Shard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Well, are you?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 days ago
A very calculated rejection.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Why bring Donald Trump into this?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
What’s that in adult?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Something
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
babybus@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Scarlet Monastery
ICastFist@programming.dev 17 hours ago
Goddamned Whitemane!
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Sadomasochism
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 day ago
shitting myself
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Streetlight Manifesto
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
🎺🎸🤘😎
Say them in person two years ago. Great band.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?