On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.
Anon rizzes up a girl
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Object@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.
“Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-
pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe she’s autistic
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 month ago
auties usually spot other auties easily
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
BluesF@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
it’s only “rizzing up a girl” if it’s actually working lol anon is delulu
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means. Can someone please explain?
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 1 month ago
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.
Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
red@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Rizz here is to flirt.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s a verb too.
Rizz = charisma.
To rizz = to be charismatic.
Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.
greengear5@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I read it as ‘some’.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”
13esq@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something?
shasta@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I never heard of it
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
Shard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Well, are you?
finkrat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and
initiate a eugenics campaign to erase Autistic birthsCURE THE AUTISM!…
(Tone is /s)
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A very calculated rejection.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Autistic people are often their harshest critics.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why bring Donald Trump into this?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What’s that in adult?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Something
babybus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Scarlet Monastery
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
Goddamned Whitemane!
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Sadomasochism
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 month ago
shitting myself
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Streetlight Manifesto
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
🎺🎸🤘😎
Say them in person two years ago. Great band.
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.