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Anon rizzes up a girl

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sm

    What’s that in adult?

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    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Something

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Scarlet Monastery

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Goddamned Whitemane!

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    • Backlog3231@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sadomasochism

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    • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context

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      • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

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    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      shitting myself

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Streetlight Manifesto

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      • StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🎺🎸🤘😎

        Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

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    • KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.

    “Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Sm” seems too short but “smth” has been used for decades.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Smh

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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      • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

        The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-

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    • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … So should I stop trying to date 😩

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      • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe just aim lower.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe she’s autistic

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      auties usually spot other auties easily

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

        Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

        But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

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      • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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      • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s only “rizzing up a girl” if it’s actually working lol anon is delulu

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means. Can someone please explain?

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    • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.

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      • Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

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      • red@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”

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      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Rizz here is to flirt.

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      • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s a verb too.

        Rizz = charisma.

        To rizz = to be charismatic.

        Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.

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    • greengear5@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read it as ‘some’.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”

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    • 13esq@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Something?

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    • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      totallyautism.com/visual-support-keyrings/

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What blue drawing?

    Like this: Image

    Or Like this: Image

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it could be this
      Image

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    • weker01@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

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      • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I never heard of it

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      totallyautism.com/visual-support-keyrings/

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

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  • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, are you?

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  • finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at

    And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

    Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

    It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and initiate a eugenics campaign to erase Autistic births CURE THE AUTISM!

    …

    (Tone is /s)

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A very calculated rejection.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.

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    • Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.

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      • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Autistic people are often their harshest critics.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why bring Donald Trump into this?

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