On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.
Anon rizzes up a girl
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Object@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.
“Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-
pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Maybe she’s autistic
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 5 months ago
auties usually spot other auties easily
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
BluesF@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
it’s only “rizzing up a girl” if it’s actually working lol anon is delulu
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means. Can someone please explain?
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 5 months ago
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.
Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
red@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Rizz here is to flirt.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
It’s a verb too.
Rizz = charisma.
To rizz = to be charismatic.
Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.
greengear5@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I read it as ‘some’.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”
13esq@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Something?
shasta@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 months ago
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 months ago
First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 months ago
weker01@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I never heard of it
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 months ago
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
Shard@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Well, are you?
finkrat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and
initiate a eugenics campaign to erase Autistic birthsCURE THE AUTISM!…
(Tone is /s)
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A very calculated rejection.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Autistic people are often their harshest critics.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Why bring Donald Trump into this?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What’s that in adult?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Something
babybus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Scarlet Monastery
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 months ago
Goddamned Whitemane!
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Sadomasochism
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context
Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 months ago
shitting myself
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Streetlight Manifesto
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
🎺🎸🤘😎
Say them in person two years ago. Great band.
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.