HonkTonkWoman

@HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Urge residents not to taste it’ but WHY NOT??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need pics of fat tigers to send to my mom. she hates pics of fat tigers and every few months I send her a bunch.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rizzes up a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

  The times have surely changed. Kids and their damn key rings…-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She must be unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just need to keep it steady⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

  ~fuckinghingworksjuatfinedroveacrossthreedamncountiestofindafyckinradioshack25goddamndollarsassholewouldnttakediscover~

  See. Told you it works!

  ~shitbirdbettersitstillandnotjostlethatdamnwireifuckinlovethissong~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just need to keep it steady⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother ‘ I used to fight over them. Still use on y dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

  Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thieves caught stealing political yard signs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some public spaces do offer public posting within guidelines, som I’m guessing trespassing wouldn’t be a primary charge.

  I’d wager Vandalism over Trespassing, but you’re spot on with the value added charges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So bad it was actually entertaining⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just here to remind you we’re all makin’ durty with your inbox this evening [bowchickawowow…].

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had the same experience with norovirus this spring.

  Probiotics did the trick, but it was t so much fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also the glut of the plot of The Leftovers. Absolutely brilliant show, & Proxima Midnight is in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait until they find out about chickens!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I killed my cilantro & parsley doing that in my herb garden with organic green onions. And I’m completely fine with that.

  It’s about the only time I’ll prioritize organic produce over regular produce, those damn onions are delicious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a find!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The devil will walk on earth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or 666 comments!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds the culprit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This cannot stand. The best poop must go to help the most worthy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds the culprit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’re just abandoning the time tested “if it’s brown, send it down” protocol?

  I mean… if we can’t trust that brown poop is good poop anymore, which way is up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds the culprit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm. Water now feels ouch-bangey, with an occasional splat-sticky mixed in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no idea how to react to this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.

  Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did people poop before smartphones were invented?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶

  Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.

  Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beanut Putter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…