Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
The devil will walk on earth
Submitted 7 months ago by BarHocker@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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xeekei@lemm.ee 7 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I just had to explain this to my coworker…
babybus@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
tiotok@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 months ago
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
Limonene@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
pseudo@jlai.lu 7 months ago
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That’s nit very nice to say, also very false
Limonene@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s also always either 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
Asafum@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 7 months ago
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
letsgo@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn’t, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don’t exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive… ♫
TeddE@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it’s kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it’s a shitpost.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
That is what you heathens want us to think!
Homescool@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sorry, I only believe in Robo-Satan from Futurama.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Binette@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Monzcarro@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Oh, you don’t like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 months ago
It took your edit to realise they weren’t talking about bonfire night.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
afox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How bendy are you?
Presently42@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Go get yourself a twink ig?
art@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
x4740N@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
You can work on 666 down arrows
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Or 666 comments!
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
We deserve it ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
SaberKazd@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I prefer to cook then.
mossy_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 7 months ago
What about a pale blood moon?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain’t the way
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 months ago
this is why I’m a computer denialist
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why would computers need a dentist?
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Stevie Wonder much?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m a devout Carcinizationist. May your bucket be filled.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 months ago
If we declare it “the floor is lava” day, would that mean he can’t walk on earth?
SSJMarx@lemm.ee 7 months ago
tbh this post made me double check my calendar.
EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She might have dumped him immediately, you don’t know
Another_earthling@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
x4740N@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
You can’t take the sky from me.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Straight to jail.