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The devil will walk on earth

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BarHocker@discuss.tchncs.de⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chin up, now you know she really loves ya

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She might have dumped him immediately, you don’t know

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    • Another_earthling@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is

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      • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can’t take the sky from me.

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Straight to jail.

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  • xeekei@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why it’s so scary 😱

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      • Pips@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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    • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just had to explain this to my coworker…

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.

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  • tiotok@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Obummer foes it again

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  • Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude it isn’t.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    feels like this would go viral on Facebook.

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  • Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).

    It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.

    There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars

      That’s nit very nice to say, also very false

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      • Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.

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    • Ultraviolet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s also always either 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me: a complete dumbass.

    “I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”

    “…Wait a second…”

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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.

    Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn’t, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don’t exist.

    ♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive… ♫

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    • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it’s kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it’s a shitpost.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That is what you heathens want us to think!

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    • Homescool@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry, I only believe in Robo-Satan from Futurama.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.

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  • Binette@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My self esteam decreased drastically after realising

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  • MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.

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    • Monzcarro@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, you don’t like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s

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      • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It took your edit to realise they weren’t talking about bonfire night.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.

    Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow

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    • afox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How bendy are you?

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    • Presently42@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Go get yourself a twink ig?

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  • art@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,

    Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can work on 666 down arrows

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      • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or 666 comments!

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We deserve it ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.

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    • SaberKazd@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I prefer to cook then.

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      • mossy_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about a pale blood moon?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer.

    Superstition ain’t the way

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    • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this is why I’m a computer denialist

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      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why would computers need a dentist?

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    • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stevie Wonder much?

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m a devout Carcinizationist. May your bucket be filled.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.

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  • Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If we declare it “the floor is lava” day, would that mean he can’t walk on earth?

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  • SSJMarx@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tbh this post made me double check my calendar.

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