KazuchijouNo
@KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
- Comment on Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users. 1 week ago:
Winbloats was arguably the first one of this list to get enshitiffied. I remember being a 12 yo trying to find an alternative to winbugs because the microsoft account login was required. It’s got worse since then
- Comment on Do you really want it in your body??? 1 week ago:
Let’s campaign so that they ban it
- Comment on pump up the jamz 2 weeks ago:
dang you!
- Comment on Grr Windows 2 weeks ago:
I actually like it
I’m actually encouraged to update often because if I don’t, the updates keep accumulating and I end up with 200+ apps and dependencies that require such updates. Not that I’m affected or anything, I don’t even need to re-start my machine, and pacman works in the background. So, It’s been a positive experience over all. So yay! Updates!
- Comment on Anon gives up dating apps 3 weeks ago:
OMG! Me too!!
- Comment on bitey 3 weeks ago:
I bet chihuahuas are bringing down the average
- Comment on Anon has a plan 5 weeks ago:
Listen to this. How about we get a big boat, put the surviving penguins inside and ship them to the Artic!
- Comment on fuckin whales 5 weeks ago:
I love how sperm whale is just the same
- Comment on The devil will walk on earth 5 weeks ago:
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
- Comment on Pelican Mouth 1 month ago:
More like an amazon product title
- Comment on The mark 1 month ago:
I have it and was born exactly in 2000
And I’m not white (which seems to be a recurrent pattern)
- Comment on How should we name it? 2 months ago:
Georgium Sidus
- Comment on ocean depth 2 months ago:
I made it all the way down, it was completely unexpected. Made me chuckle
- Comment on Mr. Bean Under a Beam 2 months ago:
We reached peak comedy in the 90’s
This proves that after months, perhaps even years of modern meme research, we’ve arrived at the same conclusion that mr bean arrived back in the nineties.
May this serve as a reminder, fellow citizens: mr bean under a beam is the ultimate joke. People in the nineties were far ahead of their times and predicted modern meme culture. In fact, I believe they discovered the fundamental natural laws of comedy. Who knows what other complex and arcane theories they have hidden in plain sight. For this banger of a meme to be nothing but the intro to mr bean means we have more years, perhaps decades of research to achieve a fraction of the raw comedical output of the 90’s
Need we worship and pray to these old gods, for their art that’s been lost to time to return to us, perhaps from the heavens, descending illuminated, through a thin ray of light, packaged for our modern taste in a metal container meant for legumes, handed to us mortals by a god that resembles us, wearing a suit, and a tie, holding a stuffed bear as to not cause fear, but hope and happiness in our hearts.
“Do not fear” may he say, not through words, but through an exaggerated facial expression resembling a wide-eyed smile.
“Here’s your beans”
- Comment on Vectors Part 2 2 months ago:
Life when a vector is an insect 💀
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 2 months ago:
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
- Comment on Pondering my anomaly 2 months ago:
Can we do vans now? xd
- Comment on Dear god... 2 months ago:
What do you mean? Checks excel spreadsheet 0 was 124 years ago!
- Comment on Anon gets pumped up 3 months ago:
Please forgive my ignorance, who is MC?
- Comment on Most important map 3 months ago:
Do you mean it’s not called “Helados Holanda”???
- Comment on Teste 3 months ago:
Both languges? Which languages? Are “testar” and “teste” English borrowings in those languages as well? I speak spanish, and I know “testear” is derived from “test”. Also, I was looking at the etymology of the word and it turns out it’s latin in origin. This is quite interesting : etymology of “test”
- Comment on Mod Post: Sorry for spam! 3 months ago:
Thank you! Those memes were very disgusting.
- Comment on Falling 5 months ago:
Oh yes! I omitted that part, but what I meant to say is that mass and inertia balance each other, so that in the end the acceleration from gravity ends up the same for any object.
- Comment on Falling 5 months ago:
But being more massive means that due to inertia the ball will take just a tiny little wee bit longer to start moving no? So they end up falling at the same time.
Also, are these Newtonian mechanics? How do they compare to relativity at the “bowling ball and feather” scale?
Someone please correct me if I’m wrong. It’s been a while since I read anything physics-related.
- Comment on Of course, it's the way you tell them... 5 months ago:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial…”
- Comment on a very emphatic answer 5 months ago:
Not related. I love your username
- Comment on Math Misbehaving Again 5 months ago:
When scrolling down on lemmy there is a chance you’ll find the same meme posted three times one after another, published on different sub-lemmys within aproximately 4 minutes of each other :0