Well, no kinkshaming here :)
Should I buy it?
Submitted 11 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 months ago
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.
toynbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Will ever learn” is a bold claim here.
Toes@ani.social 11 months ago
I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Is it dishwasher safe?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
As an actual owner of a similar thing: no
The problem isn’t even how much water comes from there (you can figure it out and not set the water jet to full power), but rather that you are expected to insert this thing, which, trust me, you won’t do since your anus is unprepared, unexpanded and, well, dirty.
So, while interesting on paper, this thing doesn’t really work the way it’s intended to. There you have it!
Numenor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets
DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 months ago
Disappointing:(
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here
RidderSport@feddit.org 11 months ago
Well? We’re waiting?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I found it and edited it into the comment!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this supposed to go in the ass?
Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 months ago
What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.
pinkystew@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Pervert
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why is that? I genuinely see no other use for this. That would make a lousy shower head for normal use.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Is this slang for a bidet?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don’t want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.
HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.
having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.
your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsy pooping on daddy’s dick.
oh and have more fiber in your diet.
pinkystew@reddthat.com 11 months ago
How do i follow someone on Lemmy
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Lmfao
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Speak for yourself. I’ve seen what comes out of it.