Should I buy it?

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• HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

  having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

  your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsy pooping on daddy’s dick.

  oh and have more fiber in your diet.

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How do i follow someone on Lemmy

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    • h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lmfao

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    your rectum doesn’t have much volume

    Speak for yourself. I’ve seen what comes out of it.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, no kinkshaming here :)

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  • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Will ever learn” is a bold claim here.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it dishwasher safe?

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As an actual owner of a similar thing: no

  The problem isn’t even how much water comes from there (you can figure it out and not set the water jet to full power), but rather that you are expected to insert this thing, which, trust me, you won’t do since your anus is unprepared, unexpanded and, well, dirty.

  So, while interesting on paper, this thing doesn’t really work the way it’s intended to. There you have it!

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  • Numenor@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Disappointing:(

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

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  • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well? We’re waiting?

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I found it and edited it into the comment!

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this supposed to go in the ass?

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How would that even work?

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pervert

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why is that? I genuinely see no other use for this. That would make a lousy shower head for normal use.

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is this slang for a bidet?

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Worse.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Duck

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• bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don’t want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.

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