bruhbeans

@bruhbeans@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I may be cringe butt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  like someone stepped on a Capri sun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually, I find it offensive that you find sucking dick offensive. I thought you were past that. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s not further the other fan theory, based on the report that Ghislane also had a horse named Bubba

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Umm, okay then...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  when I hang out with your mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me introduce you to my wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah bröther⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Zohan! What is best in life?

  Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

  (stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ryan Coogler Says He ‘Never’ Considered Making a ‘Sinners’ Sequel, Wanted to ‘Get Away’ From Franchise Films: ‘I Wanted It to Be a Holistic and Finished Thing’⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But I want a spinoff with the Choctaw vampire hunters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A jar. We all know how that ends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TVLine’s Performer of the Week: Adam Scott⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone says this guy looks like if you drew Tom Cruise from memory and I can’t unsee that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with this picture?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigma dick in ur ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid teaches her Mom about compassion for others⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder: it can be slop without being AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will pilots-less airplanes happens first, or driver-less cars? Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think truck driving is probably the next thing. There’s laws (at least in the US) about how long a driver can run without rest, long haul routes are generally not very crowded with traffic nor complicated. If you can get twice as many hours out of a robot than a human, you can recoup the investment pretty quickly. I could see a hub-and-spoke model where robots handle the long spots with humans taking the busier spokes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That is the correct answer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Read it to the tune of “do you want to build a snowman”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a light frosting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York is Building a Skyscraper Jail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be the largest, not the first: …wikipedia.org/…/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center…

  There’s probably more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one toke!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VR is so 90s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/…/First_Person_Shooter_(The_X-Fi…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I really don’t want to know the origin story of this image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay motivated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually not funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees ghosts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ocular migraine? www.allaboutvision.com/…/ocular-migraine.htm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digable Planets - Where I'm From⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I get to see them do a show with The Roots and Arrested Development this summer. Fucking HYPE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best BBQ on the block⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Illegal in Florida

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What 11in laptop do you suggest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how all the answers so far are for 13-14 inch laptops.

  Look at the Surface line. The Pros are 12.5 inches and the Gos are 10.5. There’s a lot of used ones out there that can be had cheap.

  My Go 2 gets terrible battery life running Linux, 2-2.5 hours, I’ve heard is a lot better on Windows but I never tried.

  I thought I would hate the kickstand and floppy keyboard, but it works better than I thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨party time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how I wanna go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cerveza Cristal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s got a worse reputation but i’d drink malort over jaeger all fay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a good, healthy, unhurtful, socially positive way to express anger?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Mutual aid. Helping people directly defuses a lot.

  Weightlifting. Squatting is like screaming into a pillow but with gainz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should determine the pay of CEOs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  CEOs should be paid in exclusively in ligma.