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Just one toke!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Exusia@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While it’s easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it’s fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eh, it’s close enough to Reefer Madness that the details don’t matter more than the vibes

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      • weker01@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This sentiment here is why we live in a post truth world.

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    • kazren@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know I’m way late, but this is from the movie Blood Rage, which is set on Thanksgiving. This is actually what happens in this scene.

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      • IzzyJ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What?!

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah man, guess I’ll just stick with weed then

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    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Careful, if you take ten weeds it’s equivalent to a whole marijuana

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Americans and their independent arbitrary standards

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they’ll believe you.

      In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit … because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I’ve had it like 3 times and the “worst” thing I’ve done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mostly it just makes me withdrawn and annoyed because a lot of the time it doesn’t fucking work and just makes things worse on ADHD innattentives.

      Thus, in this essay, I will demonstrate that Ronald Reagan deliberately invented and spread ADHD as part of the drug war to create artificial scarcity so the CIA could sell more LSD and cocaine and

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      • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        it is fun for normal use even on attentives. If you are like me you skipped the part where you abused it and took to much or frequently

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I laughed at a four hour old joke I told myself when I was alone.

      couldn’t tell you what the joke was though, I was too high to remember.

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      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        that’s so real though

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do that normally anyways.

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      • WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You invent and spread mental differences?? How?? Teach me your ways.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As someone who used to smoke everyday, now when I smoke modern good weed I swear it’s more like I’m tripping if I take more than a couple hits. Like crawling on the floor tripping.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Marijuana gave me the munchies so bad once, I cannibalized my family.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.

    Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

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    • Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Killed that cornbread, if you know what I mean! … Eh, eh? … I’ll see myself out.

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    • smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cornbread. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      sounds good man. some tang on that tang

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why didn’t the person taking the picture help Terry’s friend?

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    • considine@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He was smoking the reefer, too! He sold that film for drug money.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck even is “ad council”?

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    • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “The Ad Council, founded in 1942, is an American nonprofit organization dedicated to producing and promoting public service announcements (PSAs) on behalf of various sponsors, including government agencies and nonprofits. It collaborates with advertising agencies that create these PSAs pro bono, addressing significant social issues with national relevance.“

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IDK.

      Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn’t stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.

      I couldn’t take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.

      Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.

      weed man, it’s a gateway drug to murderous rage. I’ll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.

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      • JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        New copypasta just dropped

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      • Lommy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh man that final sentence… 😂

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      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Consequences !!

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.

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  • smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whenever I smoke cannabis it also puts me into a murderous rage

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    • squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I’ll kill you… after I eat all these donuts and get off the couch.”

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      • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “You know what? fuck that, you come to me. Bring a Knife too.”

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  • ubergeek@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The real crime is his shirt.

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    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also the pixel loss

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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh damn, I thought it was safe, but that story proves it’s not so safe as I thought.

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where the Blood Rage gang at

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  • nfms@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can we get a CSI style story detailing everything that happened between taking the joint and getting into a murderous craze, and also where dafuq did he get that marijuana? 🤣

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for reminding me that I’ve got some gummies on the table.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I gave Terry one more chance the year after, but he sniffed the turkey and suddenly started chasing the dog while wielding a carrot peeler.

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what I’d you’re a cockroach and you can’t go on?

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mariwhata?

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