Sabre363
@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on son, happy birthday 2 weeks ago:
That would be mildly terrifying
- Comment on Anon tries to sleep 2 weeks ago:
OR, much more realistically, Anon: has a problem, tries every at home/ otc option available which all fail miserably, goes to doc who does doc things, doc things work a little too well (at least until ones body aquires the tolerance of an elephant after only five doses), Anon discovers the agonizing and frustrating experience of sleep disorders.
Source: been there, done that. So. Many. Fucking. Times.
There is rarely an easy remedy for this shit, only things that help and things that do not. A doctors only job is to help you figure out what those things are, if they are not, replace them but don’t avoid them.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
And accomplish what exactly? None of this means a damn thing if nobody has any clue what’s going on
- Comment on moms rule 4 weeks ago:
Could we say (for no other reason than I’m stoned and it sounds good) the rough average mother-age is 18-ish? Then there would be roughly ~110 mothers since Jesus cheated and respawned for our sins.
- Comment on iykyk 5 weeks ago:
My stoned ass thought this was a shifter tree diagram of a goofy little manual transmission for a sec. All gears are just ‘crash’, lol
- Comment on Merry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract! 1 month ago:
Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’
- Comment on Merry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract! 1 month ago:
That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 1 month ago:
Hmm, I suppose what I said could be rather easily misinterpreted that way.
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 1 month ago:
I mean, yeah, this is exactly what I’m trying to say, lol.
We can all have our own little comfortable spaces to enjoy our things and should be able to choose how we share a space. I just generally like people to stay out of my spaces because otherwise it tends to become an uncomfortable place unless I’m with specific people. I would never ask anyone else to change their behavior or edit their spaces just to accommodate me being weird. That’s not fair to them, and I know that I’m the probably-autistic idiot in the room.
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 1 month ago:
It’s cool if other people have the same hobby/ interest, but just like, somewhere else please. I’m far too particular and special about the things I like and how I do them. If anyone tries to participate but can’t match or fit with my weirdness, then it just becomes a stressful, frustrating, anxiety inducing, not-fun time.
- Comment on Should we create a new political party in the US, specifically for shitting on the rich? 2 months ago:
Don’t see why shitting on rich cunts needs to be political, they are a problem and they should get what they fucking deserve Joker style, simple as that.
But if we’re making new parties anyway, one of the primary mandates should absolutely be about completely and utterly ruining the lives of anyone that makes an unnecessary amount of money or hurts others for personal gain.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry 2 months ago:
We aren’t just mad at the insurance industry, we’re mad all the cunts making our lives miserable from their high horses of greed
- Comment on Just one toke! 2 months ago:
Ah man, guess I’ll just stick with weed then
- Comment on They're called leaves for a reason. 2 months ago:
In other words, leave nature alone and let it do the thing it designed itself to do
- Comment on It's never a bad time to check your biases 3 months ago:
Pretty sure Dr. Pepper’s pronouns are so/da, no need to assume their gender
- Comment on Harm 3 months ago:
Thx, this is not helpful, but I will never be able to think of it any other way now
- Comment on Clever, clever 3 months ago:
I’ve worked as tutor, I know those little idiots ain’t proofing a got-damn thing
- Comment on Balls 3 months ago:
So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about
- Comment on Balls 3 months ago:
We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon
- Comment on Clever, clever 3 months ago:
Easily by thwarted by simply proofreading your shit before you submit it
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
Legosome
- Comment on How to impress the honey 4 months ago:
So they can write 8008135 in style
- Comment on Vinegar 4 months ago:
Help me, salt-vinegar chipobi! Your my only hope . . .
- Comment on Hippos 4 months ago:
That one looks stoned af
- Comment on Undulating 🐍 4 months ago:
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
- Comment on Out of Hand 4 months ago:
Both are great insults
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 4 months ago:
Some great names. Sneutrino, zino, wino
- Comment on Citations please 4 months ago:
If I’m smart enough to get stuck in the peer review process I will absolutely just say fuck you
- Comment on Anon wants more pizza 4 months ago:
Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.
- Comment on Preference 4 months ago:
Burger: No wrong way to swallow, feels more legit on the 'ol tongue, twice the value of “value size”