A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice
Anon wants more pizza
Submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
Why would someone lie on the internet?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
to convince you to hate people. Why are we celebrating this shit?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Who is being evil in this example exactly?
Klear@lemmy.world 2 days ago
evil, nice
Nimrod@lemm.ee 2 days ago
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Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.
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is a bitch
Hmmmmmmm…
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Eh, the style of 4chan is to go over the top. I would not look into that to much. Now as for overall culture of 4chan…
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 days ago
If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.
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DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thinks she’s cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?
sazey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.
Gingernate@programming.dev 1 day ago
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 days ago
His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
“I could quit meatballs anytime I want to.”
morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
bro couldn’t even wait to get home
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, “artisan” but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it
Trae@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 days ago
Maybe it was a solidarity laugh, like “lol i’ve done that too”
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 days ago
It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.
Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 days ago
Oh for sure, it’s all an elaborate work of art i know
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Can confirm, pizza absolutely follows the N + 1 rule. And unlike other hobbies, no WAF.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 days ago
I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.
A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full.
Watch some “my 600lb life” and it starts to make sense. It’s a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn’t paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds. You’re supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.
I don’t do that anymore, but that’s only because I remind myself that it’s not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I’m weird if I do it
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Really? I can eat a whole Costco pizza, and I have a normal BMI. I’m male and tall, so that helps.
A whole pepperoni from Costco is a bit under 4000 calories, which isn’t quite 2x my daily recommended intake (something like 3000 calories). So I can do it, I’ll just be a bit full and that’s all I should be eating that day.
Regular large pizzas are a lot smaller than Costco pizzas. A large from Domino’s is apparently ~2200, so two large Dominos pizzas are comparable to one Costco pizza (a little more, but not a ton more).
So I could do it if I was really hungry, but I usually only eat about 3-4 Costco slices (around 1000-1250 calories).
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 days ago
how? I can eat 7/8 slices at once then eat the 8th like 30m later
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Your fat ass gives away the fact that you’re a fat ass
0ops@lemm.ee 2 days ago
“Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Holy fuck I wish could have this problem
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what’s left of your ego.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I just want to be able to eat food
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m jiggeling from laughing at this
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Then maybe you should lay off the pizza.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Yeah, she might “think” your a fatass if you order more, but I’m sure you aren’t and don’t look it.
Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:
www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibext…
(Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?
mamg22@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Nowadays you’re most likely to find an electron cashier than any other.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That’s why they are so bloated and slow
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 days ago
see, this is why i love lemmy
Mango@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Son, I am proud of you.