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Anon wants more pizza

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why would someone lie on the internet?

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      • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        to convince you to hate people. Why are we celebrating this shit?

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who is being evil in this example exactly?

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        evil, nice

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  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    qt cashier

    Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?

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    • mamg22@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nowadays you’re most likely to find an electron cashier than any other.

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      • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s why they are so bloated and slow

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Son, I am proud of you.

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      see, this is why i love lemmy

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  • DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thinks she’s cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?

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  • Nimrod@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.

    • is a bitch

    Hmmmmmmm…

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    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh, the style of 4chan is to go over the top. I would not look into that to much. Now as for overall culture of 4chan…

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Blatant misogyny: used casually

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bro couldn’t even wait to get home

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

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      • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I could quit meatballs anytime I want to.”

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  • sazey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.

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    • Gingernate@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

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  • SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it was a solidarity laugh, like “lol i’ve done that too”

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.

      Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.

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      • SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh for sure, it’s all an elaborate work of art i know

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.

    A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full.

      Watch some “my 600lb life” and it starts to make sense. It’s a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn’t paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds. You’re supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.

      I don’t do that anymore, but that’s only because I remind myself that it’s not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I’m weird if I do it

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      how? I can eat 7/8 slices at once then eat the 8th like 30m later

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really? I can eat a whole Costco pizza, and I have a normal BMI. I’m male and tall, so that helps.

      A whole pepperoni from Costco is a bit under 4000 calories, which isn’t quite 2x my daily recommended intake (something like 3000 calories). So I can do it, I’ll just be a bit full and that’s all I should be eating that day.

      Regular large pizzas are a lot smaller than Costco pizzas. A large from Domino’s is apparently ~2200, so two large Dominos pizzas are comparable to one Costco pizza (a little more, but not a ton more).

      So I could do it if I was really hungry, but I usually only eat about 3-4 Costco slices (around 1000-1250 calories).

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, “artisan” but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

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    • Trae@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.

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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your fat ass gives away the fact that you’re a fat ass

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck I wish could have this problem

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what’s left of your ego.

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      • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just want to be able to eat food

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m jiggeling from laughing at this

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then maybe you should lay off the pizza.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm, pizza absolutely follows the N + 1 rule. And unlike other hobbies, no WAF.

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  • Lauchs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:

    www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibext…

    (Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)

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  • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, she might “think” your a fatass if you order more, but I’m sure you aren’t and don’t look it.

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