Comment on Merry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gotta imagine not every house puts out cookies. And since there are ~127 million households, that seems to work out pretty well.
Tho I have heard he leaves out Milwaukee for religious reasons.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There are what now? This planet has 8 billion people, Einstein.
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only Americans have to pay for Santa to come visit
Happy holidays from a German :)
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Other countries don’t have to pay him to visit
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
In a lot of places around Europe, Santa visits early December.