How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?
Hell yeah bröther
Submitted 10 months ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
SGG@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.
smol_beans@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Zohran the Inequality Destroyer
Zohran the Corruption Destroyer
Zohran the bus fare Destroyer
Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer
This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Zohranthedestroyer.Com
Cleanest looking site I’ve seen in a while
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
the distilled essence of 90’s new york nostalgia
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.
r_deckard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What about the Stay-puft^tm^ Marshmallow Man?
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Zohan! What is best in life?
Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.
(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 10 months ago
That quote is 🤌
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we’ll start over.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
the old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born, and Zohran is the midwife
jbrains@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
alaphic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the comment I came here for
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it’s like to work for a living,. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there’s scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Nandor the Relentless
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox’s audience’s heads
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
DogWater@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN
loomy@lemy.lol 10 months ago
weird pic to pick
aceshigh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.
abfarid@startrek.website 10 months ago
Zohran the Zohranian.
Hupf@feddit.org 10 months ago
The Zohranator
abfarid@startrek.website 10 months ago
My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Zohranator! Making copies!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
“Let’s give him more powers!”
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
What is best in life zohran?
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Affordable housing
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News
fubarx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He already has a nickname. Behold “Young Cardamom:” youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY
Meron35@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Zohran can destroy me anytime
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 10 months ago
That’s the sickest burn since “President Poupon”
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn’t just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.
Now he can just show this screenshot.
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Men in Black 5 leaked by Fox News?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Image
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Perfect