alaphic
@alaphic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ugh it never ends 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 2 weeks ago:
Obviously not, you’re pretty clearly a ninja (i think lol). Also, I’m not gonna lie, this kinda fascinates me because science, but I also have a low key medical phobia kinda thing so it squicks me out a little at the same time lol. My SO is actually a scientist as well (not medical/bio, tho, thankfully lol she’s an environmental scientist) and I love it when she talks sci to me 😂🤣 so I even recognize like all of the words you used and everything
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 2 weeks ago:
release hemoglobin for direct measurement
This sounds like a really pretty way of saying “stabbing someone” at first brush, tbh lol
- Comment on how do they come up with this seriously 2 weeks ago:
I’m not the person you asked, but if i had to venture a guess (and you’re genuinely asking lol) id say it’s probably a combination of a few factors, like the derivative nature of the premise, the excessive 'try hard" vibe, the unsteady, ‘too far, too fast’ escalation to an aburdly boring and low stakes ‘endgame’… I dunno, mix and match from there as you like i guess? Lol
- Comment on Slutty ceramic frog or something idk 2 weeks ago:
I’m just gonna drop this right here…
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 2 weeks ago:
I hope I’m wrong, but I almost immediately got strong ‘gonna make a lot of alt-righty type pronoun joke’ type vibes that I have a feeling will end up being satirized in a way that is so OTT that either they’ll end up just coming off as edgelord cringe or will loop so far around they completely miss the point and become unironically MAGA talking points.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 3 weeks ago:
Really? I mean, I liked KotH as much as the next guy but I honestly can’t think of much the original series left unsaid that we desperately need to hear at this point… Right?
(Unless they’ve managed to somehow resurrect Brittany Murphy… In which case Mike Judge can literally closed-fist punch my mother in the face as frequently as he wants, idegaf.)
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 3 weeks ago:
Someone did something and, predictably, someone else bitched about it because reasons. Or something. Probably?
- Comment on Good point 3 weeks ago:
🧐🤔🤔🤔
what harm could it do?
- some idiot’s last words, probably
- Comment on Good point 3 weeks ago:
This clearly checks out
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 4 weeks ago:
You need to find\make some friends that work in some type of kitchen. I’ve never worked with kitchen staff that didn’t smoke at a minimum
- Comment on ℞osaur 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, I’d expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo
- Comment on D.N.C. Takes Step to Void Election of David Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta as Vice Chairs 5 weeks ago:
Is it someone’s turn again already?
- Comment on ‘Superman’ screens to mixed reactions 2 months ago:
Damn, are the companies starting to astroturf lemmy already? If so, y’all should at least vary your wording more or something
- Comment on Kettle Chips 2 months ago:
But fuckin magnets
How do they work
- Comment on John 14:6 3 months ago:
What are you doing step spirirt
- Comment on Leaked video shows PlayStation toying with Aloy from Horizon as an AI chatbot 3 months ago:
crickets
- Comment on Anon fixes their games 3 months ago:
Well, not exactly, but they were described to him once by an elderly man with severe cataracts and that was deemed more than sufficient by corporate.
- Comment on Don't give up. 4 months ago:
Are you illiterate or just stupid?
- Comment on Don't give up. 4 months ago:
Tf is your problem? Are you that desperate to lick the boot that’s on your neck? 🙃
Sorry, you get what you fucking pay for… You wanna pay me the lowest amount you can (in most cases legally) get away with? That is exactly the amount of effort you’re gonna get in return.
And if you don’t like it, feel free to go get fucked by your moral high horse right in your picturesque sunset 🖕😁🖕
- Comment on Don't give up. 4 months ago:
then stay. Do just enough. Wait for an opening and force them to fire you.
Tbh, if you’re working primarily to make someone else wealthy and you aren’t doing this already, I have no idea what you’re even doing with your life.
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 4 months ago:
Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 4 months ago:
This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere
- Comment on I am creating a new horror game called The 18th Attic where you have to take Polaroid pictures of ghosts along with your pet companion! 5 months ago:
But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?
- Comment on I met someone who had this tattooed 5 months ago:
“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”
- Comment on Disgusting money driven mindset 5 months ago:
It’s a job, not a fucking relationship, what other kind of mindset are you supposed to have?
These people are fucking delusional
- Comment on Switching teams in middle of a match!? 5 months ago:
Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!
- Comment on You guys need to stop 1 year ago:
Sadly, that’s actually on the higher end of the spectrum when it comes to American vehicles
- Comment on Felt cute, contemplated futility of existence 1 year ago:
Maybe their belt is on correctly, and it’s just their torso that’s on backwards
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
What the fuck is “tosh”?