alaphic

@alaphic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kettle Chips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But fuckin magnets

  How do they work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John 14:6⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you doing step spirirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaked video shows PlayStation toying with Aloy from Horizon as an AI chatbot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  crickets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fixes their games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, not exactly, but they were described to him once by an elderly man with severe cataracts and that was deemed more than sufficient by corporate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't give up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you illiterate or just stupid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't give up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tf is your problem? Are you that desperate to lick the boot that’s on your neck? 🙃

  Sorry, you get what you fucking pay for… You wanna pay me the lowest amount you can (in most cases legally) get away with? That is exactly the amount of effort you’re gonna get in return.

  And if you don’t like it, feel free to go get fucked by your moral high horse right in your picturesque sunset 🖕😁🖕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't give up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  then stay. Do just enough. Wait for an opening and force them to fire you.

  Tbh, if you’re working primarily to make someone else wealthy and you aren’t doing this already, I have no idea what you’re even doing with your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am creating a new horror game called The 18th Attic where you have to take Polaroid pictures of ghosts along with your pet companion!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I met someone who had this tattooed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusting money driven mindset⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a job, not a fucking relationship, what other kind of mindset are you supposed to have?

  These people are fucking delusional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switching teams in middle of a match!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys need to stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, that’s actually on the higher end of the spectrum when it comes to American vehicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute, contemplated futility of existence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe their belt is on correctly, and it’s just their torso that’s on backwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck is “tosh”?