alaphic
@alaphic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
You know what they say: Go to Heaven for the atmosphere, go to Hell for the company
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
Never speak to me or my son ever again.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
You mean, like… Corn?!?!
Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat
And my point stands.
Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃
- Comment on Be direct! 1 week ago:
Two girls one cup.
There, now we’ve both named disgusting, shitty things people have done for money 🙃
- Comment on Be direct! 1 week ago:
This reads like a list of Stephen Miller’s pickup lines…
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time
- Comment on Anon joins the army 2 weeks ago:
Wait, I’m sorry, what part of either of these is awesome? I’m lost… If A is the case, whether she had sex with someone else or not is immaterial to the discussion. If she thinks OP is someone else, for all intents and purposes, he is, at least as far as our discussion goes, which makes her a cheater. If B is the case and OP indeed is okay with being cucked (whether it’s by himself or not) I would argue that without both parties involved in the relationship having previously agreed to such an arrangement it is, once again, still infidelity and ergo decidedly not awesome.
Although, C) Ultimately none of this matters because D) OP wouldn’t remember either way, regardless and E) none of this happened to begin with anyway, so… Shenanigans.
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
Oh, sorry, clearly it’s SUPER different than saying (go on shoot yourself)
I seriously don’t understand how people are this stupid.
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
Go kill yourself
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
Wow, really? You’re just going to literally tell someone to go kill themselves because they don’t want to live by your grocery store line etiquette?
Yeah, that’s not fucked up or anything…
Yikes.
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
Oh wow… Ya know, I’d noticed on a few occasions that she seemed to be the predominant poster in a few of my mental health/'tism related subs, but now that you’ve brought it to my attention I can’t seem to recall her posting anything OTHER THAN the most basic of basic bitch, LCD kinda stuff day in and day out… So the whole “secret identities” aspect tracks too 🤣😂
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
I’m sorry, I fail to see how this reads as anything other than “Amanda” being an insanely self-important cunt…
So, if you “support this” feel free to assume that extends to you as well
- Comment on Pedo planet 2 months ago:
I mean, I can see what they were going for here, sure… But this probably had to have - what - likev a half dozen or so (allegedly ⁷functioning) adults review all of this, likely discuss it amongst themselves to boot… Anyway, all of that and still - yadda yadda yadda - we make it through all of that without a single motherfucker being like, “So, ya don’t think the name will attract any… undesirable elements for a care center or anything like that?”
- Comment on Shiny!!!! 4 months ago:
Hopefully, at some point, things will stop happening so we can finally reach a consensus on some stuff…
- Comment on Ejaculate asap 4 months ago:
I bet in first class, that’s taken care of for ya too…
- Comment on Ejaculate asap 4 months ago:
So… This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 6 months ago:
Plus, as an added bonus, you don’t need a flashlight ever again because of the pale green glow you emit afterwards.
Source: Every cartoon from my childhood
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 6 months ago:
Just think of all the energy you’d have! 🤯
- Comment on Don't say I didn't warn you 6 months ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
That’s some Olympic gold level mental gymnastics
- Comment on Missouri governor repeals paid sick leave law approved last year by voters 7 months ago:
“I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees,” as the saying goes…
Certainly does beg the question though, as to what happened to all those ‘dont tread on me!’, ‘muh 2nd mendment’ people who seem intensely concerned about their right to bear arms against an unlawful oppressor conveniently right up until one shows up…
- Comment on Anon has standards 7 months ago:
Man, imagine being all those women who’ve dodged *this particular bullet… 😋 (Jk, no -real, anyway- offense intended! )
- Comment on Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well 7 months ago:
Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 7 months ago:
Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)
I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 7 months ago:
Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”
I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription
Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.
- Comment on Wheeee! 7 months ago:
Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.
Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.
Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things
- Comment on And you still don't believe in God? 7 months ago:
Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?
Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.
Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 7 months ago:
Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years
- Comment on Hell yeah bröther 7 months ago:
This is the comment I came here for
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 7 months ago:
Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself