alaphic
@alaphic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well 6 days ago:
Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 6 days ago:
Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)
I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 6 days ago:
Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”
I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription
Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.
- Comment on Wheeee! 6 days ago:
Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.
Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.
Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things
- Comment on And you still don't believe in God? 6 days ago:
Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?
Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.
Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 1 week ago:
Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years
- Comment on Hell yeah bröther 1 week ago:
This is the comment I came here for
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 1 week ago:
Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself
- Comment on Ugh it never ends 4 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 4 weeks ago:
Obviously not, you’re pretty clearly a ninja (i think lol). Also, I’m not gonna lie, this kinda fascinates me because science, but I also have a low key medical phobia kinda thing so it squicks me out a little at the same time lol. My SO is actually a scientist as well (not medical/bio, tho, thankfully lol she’s an environmental scientist) and I love it when she talks sci to me 😂🤣 so I even recognize like all of the words you used and everything
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 4 weeks ago:
release hemoglobin for direct measurement
This sounds like a really pretty way of saying “stabbing someone” at first brush, tbh lol
- Comment on how do they come up with this seriously 4 weeks ago:
I’m not the person you asked, but if i had to venture a guess (and you’re genuinely asking lol) id say it’s probably a combination of a few factors, like the derivative nature of the premise, the excessive 'try hard" vibe, the unsteady, ‘too far, too fast’ escalation to an aburdly boring and low stakes ‘endgame’… I dunno, mix and match from there as you like i guess? Lol
- Comment on Slutty ceramic frog or something idk 4 weeks ago:
I’m just gonna drop this right here…
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 5 weeks ago:
I hope I’m wrong, but I almost immediately got strong ‘gonna make a lot of alt-righty type pronoun joke’ type vibes that I have a feeling will end up being satirized in a way that is so OTT that either they’ll end up just coming off as edgelord cringe or will loop so far around they completely miss the point and become unironically MAGA talking points.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 5 weeks ago:
Really? I mean, I liked KotH as much as the next guy but I honestly can’t think of much the original series left unsaid that we desperately need to hear at this point… Right?
(Unless they’ve managed to somehow resurrect Brittany Murphy… In which case Mike Judge can literally closed-fist punch my mother in the face as frequently as he wants, idegaf.)
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 5 weeks ago:
Someone did something and, predictably, someone else bitched about it because reasons. Or something. Probably?
- Comment on Good point 5 weeks ago:
🧐🤔🤔🤔
what harm could it do?
- some idiot’s last words, probably
- Comment on Good point 5 weeks ago:
This clearly checks out
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 1 month ago:
You need to find\make some friends that work in some type of kitchen. I’ve never worked with kitchen staff that didn’t smoke at a minimum
- Comment on ℞osaur 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’d expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo
- Comment on D.N.C. Takes Step to Void Election of David Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta as Vice Chairs 1 month ago:
Is it someone’s turn again already?
- Comment on ‘Superman’ screens to mixed reactions 3 months ago:
Damn, are the companies starting to astroturf lemmy already? If so, y’all should at least vary your wording more or something
- Comment on Kettle Chips 3 months ago:
But fuckin magnets
How do they work
- Comment on John 14:6 3 months ago:
What are you doing step spirirt
- Comment on Leaked video shows PlayStation toying with Aloy from Horizon as an AI chatbot 3 months ago:
crickets
- Comment on Anon fixes their games 3 months ago:
Well, not exactly, but they were described to him once by an elderly man with severe cataracts and that was deemed more than sufficient by corporate.
- Comment on Don't give up. 5 months ago:
Are you illiterate or just stupid?
- Comment on Don't give up. 5 months ago:
Tf is your problem? Are you that desperate to lick the boot that’s on your neck? 🙃
Sorry, you get what you fucking pay for… You wanna pay me the lowest amount you can (in most cases legally) get away with? That is exactly the amount of effort you’re gonna get in return.
And if you don’t like it, feel free to go get fucked by your moral high horse right in your picturesque sunset 🖕😁🖕
- Comment on Don't give up. 5 months ago:
then stay. Do just enough. Wait for an opening and force them to fire you.
Tbh, if you’re working primarily to make someone else wealthy and you aren’t doing this already, I have no idea what you’re even doing with your life.
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 5 months ago:
Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere