John 14:6

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo.

  -Philomena Cunk

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was this text to speech?

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Excellent hyperlink manners!

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• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What are you doing step spirirt

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My tunic hath become lodged in ye ol’ washboard.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “spirirt”

    What.

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    • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s his voice trembling.

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You must feel Jesus enter you.

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another soul saved!

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean technically Christianity believes God’s spirit impregnated Mary.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the Holy Spirit told Joseph to hide the evidence away from public view, like a proto-Epstein.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need to feel you inside me, Jesus

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• swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A man 🙏🙏

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And the Holy Spirit did come unto the congregation.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had to replace the bag on my spirit can.

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  BRUH!

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For real, no one has even clicked the link!!

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    • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “sign in to confirm you’re not a bot” sorry, I’m a bot

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Skeet Jesus!

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Relevant

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