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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they’re about to make a funny post.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance’s perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t see it, therefore it’s not happening.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.

  Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

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• zante@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And mod bots to remove them it seems

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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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• Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey! It’s me! The CIA!

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  • spacecadet@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Prove it, give me your social security number

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re the problem. It’s you.

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• bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m actually not funny

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youre actually a cia bot.

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• crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, this is reasonable.

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  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean that’s what the hole in the wall was for?

    Oh dear…

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s this about Mojang?

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.

      Like, It’s okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there’s a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.

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  • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is your definition of a burger?

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ground meat formed into a patty

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, I will never stop posting anime girls

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• where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  CIA bots will downvote this, because it’s true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!

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• Mio@feddit.nu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.

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• nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I kinda envy folks who think that they have enough geopolitical importance for the CIA/NSA/ThreeLetterAgencies to be keeping tabs on them. I mean, it generally comes with a lot of baggage and delusions but, constantly that level of self-esteem and assuredness must be nice (not that I’m super low in my adult life).

  Now, influence campaigns? That’s a different animal altogether. There’ve been too many on the modern Internet for too long.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice try CIA, trying to lull me into a false sense of insecurity, that I am not important, pffft

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    • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!

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  • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ::: spoiler NICKWITHA_K (HE/HIM) You’re the only person who can see this message right now.

    Cease your investigations immediately!

    The FIVE EYES are on to your deception.

    Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.

    Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.

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    Oh don’t be silly:::

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• aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who bothers to look at votes?

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Politicians

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏

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• urfavlaura@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  can’t they just make an instance with fake accounts?

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  • elidoz@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it would be like r/subredditsimultor

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