If you think that’s mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.
Anon tests something
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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EnderMB@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.
SirHery@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is that why bengay tastes like balls?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.
Zozano@lemy.lol 6 months ago
Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.
My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.
yournamehere@lemm.ee 6 months ago
mvp
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Don’t leave us hanging OP, get down there.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
my imtuition says it would taste like cordial
Cypher@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.
derpgon@programming.dev 6 months ago
Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 months ago
Just get diabetes then.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 months ago
need to put more sugar in then
3 spoonfuls is not enough
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Poseidon’s Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper
NostraDavid@programming.dev 6 months ago
What about ballsweat?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shortstack@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Jfc I thought everyone was just shitposting here but this is a real what the fuck moment
wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Who uses the word “testis” in a scientific article?
sleen@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I’m most definitively probably 100% maybe sure it is a scientific word.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!
Zacryon@feddit.org 6 months ago
I love those catchy titles. It’s not something like “The Molecular Basis of Taste Perception in Mammals: A Comprehensive Review and Future Perspectives on Taste Receptors in Male Reproduction”
Nah, they go with: “Taste perception: from the tongue to the testis”
Short and concise to the point. Scientists have a sense of humorous wordplays after all.
Dasus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
You realize you’re supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?
Dasus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It works it really works
TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.
j4k3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t get cocktea on me. I done made scrotonade.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 months ago
But why
Restaldt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Doesn’t seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman proves you can eat from your ass and shit from your mouth.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Martha Stewart with the turkey 🤌🏻
elvith@feddit.org 6 months ago
So that’s why everything tastes like dick all the time…
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots
Shark_Ra_Thanos@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
But cubs did win.
PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Yeah! soy sauce isn’t sweet dipshits! do it again by try sugar water this time you fuckin clowns!
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 6 months ago
Someone please call the science memes community! Misinformation is winning against me!!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 months ago
The treat that’s salty and sweet!
superkret@feddit.org 6 months ago
The testis taste test.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My honeymoon could have gotten quite a twist
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Uhhh should I test this
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 6 months ago
Teabag on teabag anyone?
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip
XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Want to be a nacho nacho man
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Tastes
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Guys, please do if you can’t help yourself but I’m quite sure that it won’t work.
*Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.
And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”
In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won’t get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.
“Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.
You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.
“Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*
-Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.
I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men’s Health but here’s the article:
menshealth.com/…/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Half-truths are the most effective troll posts.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
OP’s mom told me that it’s actually not so bad.
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
So the balls are constantly tasting cum? That’s fucking gay, bro.
dustyData@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s nothing gayer than being a man. You always have a dick in close proximity and the only way to get off is playing with that dick. That’s super gay.
florge@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Is a robotic surgeon someone who operates on robots?
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
No, it’s just a surgeon who lacks personality and operates in a machinelike fashion.
Zacryon@feddit.org 6 months ago
No, it’s a surgeon who is trained to use robotic assistance tools to do the surgery. Can help with precision for example.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That URL haha.
stinerman@midwest.social 6 months ago
sex-women
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
academic.oup.com/molehr/article/19/6/349/1061673
^Basically says the same thing but with in extreme detail.
Vilian@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
sooo… i just need to cut it before, got it
Shard@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Inject it
GatoEscobar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Mucho texto
Zacryon@feddit.org 6 months ago
Balls no taste. Taste IN balls not “on” balls. Taste not really “taste” like tongue, but rather sense how is sperm doing and tell brain.