If you think that’s mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.
Anon tests something
Submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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EnderMB@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.
SirHery@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ಠ_ಠ
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is that why bengay tastes like balls?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.
Cypher@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.
derpgon@programming.dev 1 week ago
Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 week ago
Just get diabetes then.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 week ago
need to put more sugar in then
3 spoonfuls is not enough
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Poseidon’s Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper
NostraDavid@programming.dev 1 week ago
What about ballsweat?
Zozano@lemy.lol 1 week ago
Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.
My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.
yournamehere@lemm.ee 1 week ago
mvp
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Don’t leave us hanging OP, get down there.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
my imtuition says it would taste like cordial
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shortstack@reddthat.com 1 week ago
Jfc I thought everyone was just shitposting here but this is a real what the fuck moment
wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Who uses the word “testis” in a scientific article?
sleen@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I’m most definitively probably 100% maybe sure it is a scientific word.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 week ago
I love those catchy titles. It’s not something like “The Molecular Basis of Taste Perception in Mammals: A Comprehensive Review and Future Perspectives on Taste Receptors in Male Reproduction”
Nah, they go with: “Taste perception: from the tongue to the testis”
Short and concise to the point. Scientists have a sense of humorous wordplays after all.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You realize you’re supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It works it really works
TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t get cocktea on me. I done made scrotonade.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 week ago
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman proves you can eat from your ass and shit from your mouth.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Martha Stewart with the turkey 🤌🏻
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 week ago
But why
Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Doesn’t seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots
Shark_Ra_Thanos@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
But cubs did win.
PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Yeah! soy sauce isn’t sweet dipshits! do it again by try sugar water this time you fuckin clowns!
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 week ago
Someone please call the science memes community! Misinformation is winning against me!!
elvith@feddit.org 1 week ago
So that’s why everything tastes like dick all the time…
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The treat that’s salty and sweet!
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My honeymoon could have gotten quite a twist
superkret@feddit.org 1 week ago
The testis taste test.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Uhhh should I test this
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 1 week ago
Teabag on teabag anyone?
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip
XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Want to be a nacho nacho man
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Tastes
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Guys, please do if you can’t help yourself but I’m quite sure that it won’t work.
*Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.
And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”
In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won’t get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.
“Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.
You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.
“Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*
-Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.
I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men’s Health but here’s the article:
menshealth.com/…/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Half-truths are the most effective troll posts.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 week ago
OP’s mom told me that it’s actually not so bad.
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
So the balls are constantly tasting cum? That’s fucking gay, bro.
dustyData@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There’s nothing gayer than being a man. You always have a dick in close proximity and the only way to get off is playing with that dick. That’s super gay.
florge@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Is a robotic surgeon someone who operates on robots?
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
No, it’s just a surgeon who lacks personality and operates in a machinelike fashion.
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 week ago
No, it’s a surgeon who is trained to use robotic assistance tools to do the surgery. Can help with precision for example.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That URL haha.
stinerman@midwest.social 1 week ago
sex-women
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
academic.oup.com/molehr/article/19/6/349/1061673
^Basically says the same thing but with in extreme detail.
Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
sooo… i just need to cut it before, got it
Shard@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Inject it
GatoEscobar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Mucho texto
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 week ago
Balls no taste. Taste IN balls not “on” balls. Taste not really “taste” like tongue, but rather sense how is sperm doing and tell brain.