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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guys, please do if you can’t help yourself but I’m quite sure that it won’t work.

    *Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.

    And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”

    In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won’t get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.

    “Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.

    You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

    “Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*

    -Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.

    I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men’s Health but here’s the article:

    menshealth.com/…/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Half-truths are the most effective troll posts.

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

      OP’s mom told me that it’s actually not so bad.

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    • Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So the balls are constantly tasting cum? That’s fucking gay, bro.

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      • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s nothing gayer than being a man. You always have a dick in close proximity and the only way to get off is playing with that dick. That’s super gay.

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    • florge@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is a robotic surgeon someone who operates on robots?

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      • imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it’s just a surgeon who lacks personality and operates in a machinelike fashion.

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      • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it’s a surgeon who is trained to use robotic assistance tools to do the surgery. Can help with precision for example.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That URL haha.

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      • stinerman@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        sex-women

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      academic.oup.com/molehr/article/19/6/349/1061673

      ^Basically says the same thing but with in extreme detail.

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    • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”

      sooo… i just need to cut it before, got it

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      • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Inject it

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    • GatoEscobar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mucho texto

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      • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Balls no taste. Taste IN balls not “on” balls. Taste not really “taste” like tongue, but rather sense how is sperm doing and tell brain.

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  • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you think that’s mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.

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    • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ಠ_ಠ

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that why bengay tastes like balls?

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      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.

    My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.

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    • yournamehere@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      mvp

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t leave us hanging OP, get down there.

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      • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        my imtuition says it would taste like cordial

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.

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    • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough

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      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just get diabetes then.

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      • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        need to put more sugar in then

        3 spoonfuls is not enough

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    • awwwyissss@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Poseidon’s Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper

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    • NostraDavid@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about ballsweat?

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What in the everlasting fuck kind of timeline are we in?

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jfc I thought everyone was just shitposting here but this is a real what the fuck moment

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    • wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who uses the word “testis” in a scientific article?

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      • sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m most definitively probably 100% maybe sure it is a scientific word.

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    • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love those catchy titles. It’s not something like “The Molecular Basis of Taste Perception in Mammals: A Comprehensive Review and Future Perspectives on Taste Receptors in Male Reproduction”

      Nah, they go with: “Taste perception: from the tongue to the testis”

      Short and concise to the point. Scientists have a sense of humorous wordplays after all.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You realize you’re supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I do, yes. Did you miss the “explosive” part?

        Image

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It works it really works

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    • TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.

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      • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t get cocktea on me. I done made scrotonade.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But why

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What

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    • Restaldt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why else would it be called teabagging?

      Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Doesn’t seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman proves you can eat from your ass and shit from your mouth.

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    • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Martha Stewart with the turkey 🤌🏻

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So that’s why everything tastes like dick all the time…

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  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots

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    • Shark_Ra_Thanos@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But cubs did win.

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    • PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah! soy sauce isn’t sweet dipshits! do it again by try sugar water this time you fuckin clowns!

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  • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone please call the science memes community! Misinformation is winning against me!!

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The treat that’s salty and sweet!

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The testis taste test.

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me

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  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My honeymoon could have gotten quite a twist

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhhh should I test this

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  • ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Teabag on teabag anyone?

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip

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    • XTL@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Want to be a nacho nacho man

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tastes

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