Zozano
@Zozano@lemy.lol
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 1 day ago:
You spell stoopid with three O"s. Maybe your the stoopid,
- Comment on I just WON'T 4 days ago:
- Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging 5 days ago:
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
- Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging 5 days ago:
my favourite misbelief is that people are already in heaven, and that hell is a ‘place’.
What the bible claims will happen: second coming of Jesus happens; believers are ressurected, believers are raptured, and then war breaks out. Jesus fucks off with the angels and everyone left on Earth is “in hell” (permanently seperated from God).
Everything about hell being a demonic underworld is from Dante’s Divine Comedy.
- Comment on Yakuza creator Nagoshi says the era of game size being most important is coming to an end 1 week ago:
It’s bizarre, there are a ton of mini-games, combat is sometimes fun, storyline is yakuza melo-drama, dripping in themes around loyalty, honor and sacrifice.
It has a little bit of something for everyone.
- Comment on Anon gets hit by a car 3 weeks ago:
I want to know more.
How long has it been since your coma?
When you say you were lucid, do you mean you were always aware you were dreaming?
You say there was no escape, but you must have become fully unconscious at times?
Did you ever have pleasant dreams?
How much of your life experience do you think shaped your nightmares?
Did you have any epiphanies due to the clashing ideas?
- Comment on Anon plays a guessing game 3 weeks ago:
*their
- Comment on If only 😫 3 weeks ago:
What’s slightly more continent Rudy Giuliani doing here? Does he work for Gaviscon?
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
The fact that he thought he won this “debate” and uploaded it is so embarrassing…
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Fead 5 weeks ago:
Roaming black holes
- Comment on PC Gamer: The top 100 PC games 5 weeks ago:
No Terraria :(
- Comment on Do you think a Team America: World Police sequel would work 20 years later? 5 weeks ago:
Counterpoint:
“Matt Damon”
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 5 weeks ago:
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
- Comment on Where does the music go? 5 weeks ago:
This is just another variant of “after we turn the lights off, where does the light go?”
This obviously r/thathappened bait.
- Comment on Where does the music go? 5 weeks ago:
What was that subreddit for parents who made up shit about what their kids obviously didn’t say?
This goes there.
- Comment on Anon tests something 5 weeks ago:
Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.
My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 5 weeks ago:
il_1588xN.1998833855_27ng-4090175647
That’s why I invest in wireless RFID, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
- Comment on I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well 1 month ago:
Ken, I’ll be real with you.
The real reason you’re not getting your dick wet is because you aren’t announcing you want to connect, sexually.
- Comment on every damn morning 1 month ago:
Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.
Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.
If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.
- Comment on Move over Harambe 1 month ago:
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
- Comment on Anon has a lucid dream 1 month ago:
Just thinking about how kinky it is that they’re subservient to us. We tell them “no, you slutty little time zone, it’s cold now, so we’re gonna move the small hand back, and if you’re good, we’ll let you come an hour earlier in six months”
- Comment on Anon has a lucid dream 1 month ago:
real people
Ew
I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.
Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.
Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.
- Comment on Move over Harambe 1 month ago:
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.
Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
- Comment on Inadmissible 1 month ago:
- Comment on AskReddit 1 month ago:
New meta: be as specific as possible so that others think you’re being ironic.
- Comment on (Religious) What would i be labeled? 1 month ago:
I think that makes you amnesic
- Comment on (Religious) What would i be labeled? 1 month ago:
Gnostic / Agnostic is simply a claim about knowledge.
I am agnostic as to whether my bread is stale. (I don’t know if my bread is stale).
I’m gnostic about the planets shape (I know it’s a dodecahedron).
Theist / Atheist is a claim about belief.
Every person fits into one of the following:
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A Gnostic Theist claims to know God exists (therefore implicitly believing)
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A Gnostic Atheist claims to know God doesn’t exist.
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An Agnostic Theist believes in God but doesn’t have sufficient evidence to make definitive claims.
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An Agnostic Atheist doesn’t have sufficient evidence to make claims about God, and therefore doesn’t believe.
In terms of rationale, both Gnostic groups make definitive claims without sufficient evidence and should not be trusted.
The Gnostic Theists believe in something without evidence, this is a fallacy, but it’s something we all do every day. For example, I don’t know if it will rain, but I believe it might, so I bring an umbrella.
An Agnostic Atheist is the most rational. If you don’t have sufficient evidence to make a definitive claim, then why would you believe it?
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