Zozano
@Zozano@lemy.lol
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 4 weeks ago:
I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.
Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10
Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10
Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.
- Comment on Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!" 4 weeks ago:
Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.
- Comment on Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!" 4 weeks ago:
Maybe his timing was thrown out because some of them were ticks.
- Comment on Movies that “go from 0-100” in the last 15 or so minutes? 5 weeks ago:
One of my favourites, I could watch a whole series about the two operators.
- Comment on Revenge of the birds 1 month ago:
Note to auditor: replies following initial provocation not visible to general public. Internal communication regarding discretion procedures isolated to employees and deliberately disseminated amongst subjects with a paranoia score of >29, for the explicit purposes of experimentation #56-2 regarding deliberate dissemination of internal documents to challenge psychotic hypothesis limits.
- Comment on Revenge of the birds 1 month ago:
Nobody will believe you.
Also this post is only visible to you, any upvotes you see are just part of the system blending algorithm.
- Comment on Have you ever seen coal in real life? 1 month ago:
And the texture, like a dry snowball?
- Comment on Anon gets drunk at the movies 1 month ago:
dude has a point Damn straight
it’s about alcohol Ha ha, yeah, that point.
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
If you’re not born here it’s hard to tell, but due to Australia’s immigration policy, these people are now the average Australian, ya dawg cant
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
Bullshit.
You can’t trick me, it’s obvious these blokes are just taking the piss. As if any country of people sound like that.
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
˙ʇunɔ sıɥʇ uıɐldxǝ uǝɥʇ 'lɐǝɹ ʇ,usı ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ɟı
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
Just to play devils advocate… If Australia wasn’t real, then there isn’t an aussie accent to botch.
- Comment on Imagine this in your mouth. 1 month ago:
If this guys hand was a fork.
- Comment on This is at Jorvik Viking Center. 1 month ago:
Fun story for y’all.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo.com, but there is no way I’m going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.
This day I learned our family was not normal.
- Comment on A handy reference 1 month ago:
An ellipsis is only three dots.
The word “don’t” should be capitalised.
Also, full stop after the word “nazi”.
- Comment on Uranium 🤤 1 month ago:
I swear, I was just trying to write the name of the country! I didn’t know it only had one G!
- Comment on Elon Tusk 1 month ago:
I’m pretty sure there’s a Jokes community. That’s a good place to find them in the wild.
If you hit The Far Side, you’ve gone too far.
- Comment on Peak technology 1 month ago:
Epson is the only one for me, my beloved. She prints I’m black, when the colours are empty. She has simple and intuitive router pairing. She did not fucking explode a FUCKING INK CARTRIDGE ONTO MY FUCKING FACE I CANT KEEP THIS CHARADE UP I FUCKING HATE EPSON PRINTERS RRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
- Comment on Peak technology 1 month ago:
Fuck Epson, fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck Epson, Epson can suck my dick, Epson can lick my asshole, Epson can dance in traffic and go to hell. Fuck Epson.
- Comment on Physics 1 month ago:
- Comment on Melbourne Fake Seizure Guy 3 months ago:
Don’t know if it quite qualifies as assault by the strictest possible definition of the word, but involuntarily participating in someone’s fetish is definitely gross.
- Comment on Melbourne Fake Seizure Guy 3 months ago:
So you can print it out and lay down on it?
- Comment on Eddy Gordo Is Tekken 8’s First DLC Fighter, Opening Cinematic Released 3 months ago:
Don’t give them any ideas
- Comment on Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter 4 months ago:
What’s X?