Zozano
@Zozano@lemy.lol
- Comment on TW: suicide 6 days ago:
It’s why I’m afraid of heights. My brain freaks me out sometimes. I’m by no means suicidal but when I see off a high place I wonder what it would be like to fall. I almost feel compelled by the rush of it.
- Comment on TW: suicide 6 days ago:
The part which makes the crocodile angry?
- Comment on TW: suicide 6 days ago:
Wow that case you mention is fucked.
I can’t imagine life after blowing my face off, on top of whatever made things bad enough to go that far.
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- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 2 weeks ago:
You can also buy wolf piss but everyone loses their mind when a girl with pink hair sells her farts
- Comment on Anon goes to the doctor 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit, I bet you know how to triforce too.
ENLIGHTEN US WIZARD
- Comment on Posture check 2 weeks ago:
Protip: in your car, adjust your rear view mirror, so its angled higher than your resting position. This way you’re reminded to straighten your back and sit upright. Furthermore, the back of your head should touch the headrest.
(From previous replies to this advice, some of you have shit car-seats and/or head rests, so modify this advice to suit you.)
Protip 2: an amazing exercise to practice: stand with your back against a wall, with your feet one foot away from the wall. Try to press the lowest point of your skull against the wall, as high as you can.
Then, raise your arms flat against the wall, like the picture below. You’ll need to move your arms around slightly, but you’ll eventually feel the perfect spot where your spine begins to straighten out.
Hold this position for a minute. Do this multiple times a day and your posture will improve drastically.
- Comment on When putting bullets in a gun does it not leave a fingerprint on the casing? If so why do criminals where gloves before loading their gun? 2 weeks ago:
They’re called billionaires.
- Comment on The complete list of LNP Senators with integrity 3 weeks ago:
Check out the fucking heads on them lol
- Comment on ‘We have your back’: Albanese’s message to Australians as election looms | 7.30 3 weeks ago:
Oh, hey, its that Connections guy, waddup!
- Comment on In assembly line horror The Cabin Factory, you search freshly-built holiday homes for ghosts 3 weeks ago:
I’m gonna go ahead and say there’s a twist. After a few mildly scary haunted houses you enter one, look around, everything seems normal, so you go to walk back to the factory, but wait, wasn’t the front door right there?
You start start looking around, disoriented, and notice the factory outside is dark, and it has trees inside?
Soon enough you start backtracking through rooms you were just in and notice note things have changed, but at least the door is back and it’s open, so you leave, condemn the house and move onto the next one.
Next house rolls up, but its the same house. You try to click the condemn button but it’s not working.
You look around the factory floor for someone to report this to, but the door which leads back to the rest of the facility has gone, and the house just sits there.
You try clicking on the approve button just to see what happens, and the house rolls away, and the next house, the same house, is back, door open, waiting for you.
- Comment on Evan Almighty and flushed away 3 weeks ago:
Freddy Got Fingered
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 4 weeks ago:
You spell stoopid with three O"s. Maybe your the stoopid,
- Comment on I just WON'T 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging 5 weeks ago:
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
- Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging 5 weeks ago:
my favourite misbelief is that people are already in heaven, and that hell is a ‘place’.
What the bible claims will happen: second coming of Jesus happens; believers are ressurected, believers are raptured, and then war breaks out. Jesus fucks off with the angels and everyone left on Earth is “in hell” (permanently seperated from God).
Everything about hell being a demonic underworld is from Dante’s Divine Comedy.
- Comment on Yakuza creator Nagoshi says the era of game size being most important is coming to an end 5 weeks ago:
It’s bizarre, there are a ton of mini-games, combat is sometimes fun, storyline is yakuza melo-drama, dripping in themes around loyalty, honor and sacrifice.
It has a little bit of something for everyone.
- Comment on Anon gets hit by a car 1 month ago:
I want to know more.
How long has it been since your coma?
When you say you were lucid, do you mean you were always aware you were dreaming?
You say there was no escape, but you must have become fully unconscious at times?
Did you ever have pleasant dreams?
How much of your life experience do you think shaped your nightmares?
Did you have any epiphanies due to the clashing ideas?
- Comment on Anon plays a guessing game 1 month ago:
*their
- Comment on If only 😫 1 month ago:
What’s slightly more continent Rudy Giuliani doing here? Does he work for Gaviscon?
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
The fact that he thought he won this “debate” and uploaded it is so embarrassing…
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
- Comment on Fead 2 months ago:
Roaming black holes
- Comment on PC Gamer: The top 100 PC games 2 months ago:
No Terraria :(
- Comment on Do you think a Team America: World Police sequel would work 20 years later? 2 months ago:
Counterpoint:
“Matt Damon”
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 2 months ago:
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
- Comment on Where does the music go? 2 months ago:
This is just another variant of “after we turn the lights off, where does the light go?”
This obviously r/thathappened bait.
- Comment on Where does the music go? 2 months ago:
What was that subreddit for parents who made up shit about what their kids obviously didn’t say?
This goes there.
