My autistic ass would be like “Nope no clue sorry, whatever it was, they a good surgeon 👍”
Anon plays a guessing game
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ahornsirup@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Neurotypical here - that’s the correct response.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ADHD here, it’s one of two. The other is to guess bottom surgery/sex reassignment to teach her what sort of prizes she can expect from playing stupid games. Yeah you’re burning that bridge, but that’s a bridge worth burning
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Unsure of neuro-typicalness, but I’d go with this one as well.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
ADHD here, after years of studying behavior from normies in order to emulate/mask, this is easily one of the best answers here.
Sometimes brutal honesty is the answer.
_lilith@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response
Klear@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”
normanwall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Labia reduction
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“You seemed like a person who would have a wizard’s sleeve situation down there.”
“Wtf it was my ears”
“So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?”
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“How do you know what my labia looks like…?”
Then get called a creep and shouted at.
I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.
5in1k@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Do the following:
First say something along the lines of: “that is very difficult, one the one hand you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsmanship, on the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“that is very difficult, one the one hand you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsmanship, on the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Better answer: Don’t put up with toxic games
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Exactly. Nothing wrong with an “Nuh uh. I’m not falling for this. You can tell me if you want me to know.”
borf@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I was born with a tail and found out my parents had it removed I’d be mad as hell.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Human tails are kind of a thing and doctors do remove them. But it’s not a glorious tiger tail or anything, it’s like a stub, it’s an outgrowth of the coccyx, which is literally a vestigial tail.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She was born an otter and had a plastic surgery to look like a human.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
“It looks perfect! That’s why I thought you had work done!”
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
she clearly wants you to compliment her natural features, play along citizen.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How would anyone be supposed to know that?
Also isn’t asking for compliments generally a bad thing?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Which is why she isn’t directly asking for them.
untorquer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ehh for some it’s natural to understand, for some it’s learned, for some it’s off the radar completely.
Asking for compliments is fine but people are insecure so they do it indirectly.
“How do you like this dress/these pants/this whatever” would be someone giving an opportunity to compliment them. But they would be uncomfortable with asking, “can you compliment this …”
You’re right that it’s not <good> communication. It’s super taxing for me as i’m in the learned group edging on off the radar(i naturally interpret teasing as bullying). So i just try to compliment people regularly at least once every time i spend time with them to make up for it. More on dates and in relationships.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I failed this test. It feels like a mind game and i don’t play them.
Rolando@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel.”
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
vomits
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
“Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno.”
No1@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hey, I’ll take any action I can get.
Rolando@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was gonna finish with “…an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!” and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she’s a keeper.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m’lady?
B312@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Insist, not to pick something then. You can easily explain that it’s a lose-lose: either something is wrong with a natural body part or they didn’t make a good job. And both of you feel bad afterwards.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
“Your boobs”
“My books?!”
“Yeah, they look great”Kongpiler@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That has to be what she was fishing for.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Honestly? You look so naturally beautiful I couldn’t begin to guess. But if I had to, I’d say your most captivating thing about you is your eyes. Are they the real deal or someone fashion them from starlight?”
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You should write for Hallmark movies.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
idk i’m just going to pull the “dont know don’t care, card.” lol
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
“Oooh, I don’t know. Maaaaybeee your lips, because I can’t stop looking at them. But if you did, then your doctor is really good.”
Deliver it light and kind of flirty and she’s not thinking about whatever trap that question is, she’s thinking about how you just told her you want to kiss her.
If it’s for any other reason - making sure an insecurity is unknown, wanting to springboard into a conversation, wanting to see how you react if she baits you into saying something dumb, or even having her own flirty line to deliver about it - she’ll probably get to it. Assuming you haven’t wooed her into a voracious make out session.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“Did they do work on your face to make you less cute? Because I think they botched it.”
Bobmighty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
" Well, I know it isnt all that stuff that clearly needs work"
scutiger@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“The left one?”
paddirn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d say something dumb like, “Why would you only have work done on one breast, that’s weird.” Though I guess there’s situations with breast cancer and mastectomies and such, but plastic surgery on boobs would be my immediate first guess, not even considering what else might be done.
PanArab@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The correct answer is: “I cant tell you are naturally beautiful”
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure the correct answer is (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
And storm off
III@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If they had work done, they might not be “naturally” beautiful. Probable better to just say “No, I don’t believe you. You don’t look like you had any work done.”
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
My SO doesn’t buy it, but I noticed when I stopped giving those kinds of compliments, they got really mad.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
(I have another response.)
Lean away, give her a long look, and gaze deep into her eyes. Tilt your head slightly to the side.“…. dad?”
In the stunned silence, because she never expected you to be right, tell her that you never expected to see her again after she disappeared on her way to get cigarettes all those years ago.
And then put your hand on her thigh and say “I’ve missed you daddy” with wide eyes.
Gets ‘em every time.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“You had a concerning mole removed from your thigh”
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I don’t care that you used to be a dude, but I must say, the surgeon did an amazing job.
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“You used to have a penis?”
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
For anyone scrolling far enough to read this, all of the correct answers for this, follow the same formula. Statement about how you cannot tell leading into a compliment about their looks.
This can be reversed, complimenting they’re looks, and lead into that it is impossible to tell.
Unless she looks like the wicked witch of the west, like one girl I knew. She had surgery at some point, and I only knew her after that happened. I am not exaggerating with that reference.
Bluntly, I couldn’t have cared less. Things didn’t work out for completely unrelated reasons.
Zozano@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
*their
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Auto carrot strikes again
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pinkystew@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I wasn’t going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT’s shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“I thought you looked beautiful before, I think you look beautiful now, honestly I can’t tell”
nutsack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I want to get whatever Jeff bezos had done so that my face looks like it’s going to explode when I talk
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Exactly. They fumbled hard. It has to be your ____, there’s no way it turned out that good naturally.