cross-posted from: hexbear.net/post/3669136
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
Protect Your Dick Data
Submitted 5 weeks ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/39c48fde-a2fd-435a-8cd2-7f320dcaea59.webp
Comments
socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
good thing I’m not a man
idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I pee on the dairy queen (with consent of course)
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy
Zozano@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
il_1588xN.1998833855_27ng-4090175647
That’s why I invest in wireless RFID, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
lud@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Zozano@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.
Avg@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.
MrGerrit@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
glad I’m not alone here.
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
davidagain@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have so many questions. Are you measuring angle from the vertical or the horizontal? Whereabouts should I be placing the ruler for that tangent? Are we using metric or imperial units? If metric, is it square centimetres or kilograms per cm, and if it’s imperial, is it square inches or ounces per inch per square degree?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
kamen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
at least one. at most nine.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
YakTrimmer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
Speculater@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My dick won’t reach that high
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
🤏
tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How does no one I work with understand this?
MrFloppy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
"Not looking, not looking at your penis. " … “So sorry for your penis.” [Little Britain]
Pika@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
They just forgot the cookie banner
JoShmoe@ani.social 5 weeks ago
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
Dpof@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mines already out in the open
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
There can be only one.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Ngl you gonna need a bigger one
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
jama211@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s just an auto flusher…
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.