cross-posted from: hexbear.net/post/3669136
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
Protect Your Dick Data
Submitted 2 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/39c48fde-a2fd-435a-8cd2-7f320dcaea59.webp
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socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
good thing I’m not a man
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I pee on the dairy queen (with consent of course)
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy
Zozano@lemy.lol 2 months ago
il_1588xN.1998833855_27ng-4090175647
That’s why I invest in wireless RFID, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
lud@lemm.ee 2 months ago
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Zozano@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.
Avg@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.
MrGerrit@feddit.nl 2 months ago
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
glad I’m not alone here.
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 2 months ago
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have so many questions. Are you measuring angle from the vertical or the horizontal? Whereabouts should I be placing the ruler for that tangent? Are we using metric or imperial units? If metric, is it square centimetres or kilograms per cm, and if it’s imperial, is it square inches or ounces per inch per square degree?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
at least one. at most nine.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
YakTrimmer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
Speculater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dick won’t reach that high
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 months ago
🤏
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How does no one I work with understand this?
MrFloppy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
"Not looking, not looking at your penis. " … “So sorry for your penis.” [Little Britain]
Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They just forgot the cookie banner
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 months ago
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
Dpof@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mines already out in the open
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There can be only one.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ngl you gonna need a bigger one
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
jama211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s just an auto flusher…
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.