trumpetmouth

@trumpetmouth@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring bathroom doors back to hotels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like your wife is already bringing her backdoor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would take a hammer to the whole roll on a rock or cement. so loud. so fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like a potency problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come meet Dried Pineapple - isn’t he cute?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many non-working holidays in America.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe there are too many non-working presidents right now?

  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fAThEr cHoKeS SoN tO DeATh FoR rUnNiNg aWAy fROm hOMe!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Give me a hug son, for Oldt time’s sake!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect Your Dick Data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  glad I’m not alone here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting old sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I am the Queen of France!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting old sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  i still use it regularly.