Kalkaline

@Kalkaline@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Initially he thought it would be a great video⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Initially he thought it would be a great video⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Died in a tragic bowling accident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨D'Angelo Russell Reportedly Traded to Nets; Lakers Get Finney-Smith, More⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was kind of hoping DFS would come back to Dallas, he’s kind of a favorite around here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there humans who require heating lights like pet reptiles?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody will question you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoom out so it looks better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting. It's a constant reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a human, here is my human take on unions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably have no idea what the Homestead Strike was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it bleeds, we can kill it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sampling bias⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also there’s at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Game Threads] 14 NOV 2024 - Mavericks @ Jazz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Naji Marshall is a really solid addition to the Mavs. I’m a fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, yeast doubling rate is around 90 mins in optimal conditions, I would assume the rest of the microbes in your gut would have a very similar rate and they would be well adapted to those conditions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨somebody has to do it!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom once told me “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” so I’m going to end my comment right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨somebody has to do it!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t you just play the sound of running water and trigger their instinct? I feel like I read that sometime in the last few years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna need some bigger pockets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those bastards would still take it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel this way about cinnamon.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans belong in chilli and you can wash the cast iron in the dishwasher

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What an experience!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not an uncommon opinion, surprisingly. I like his music, and he is a great lyricist, but he also gets a lot of hate for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Election Analyst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🏎️nnnneeeeeoooooommm 👈the joke

  🤓 👈me referencing a different example of the Doppler effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 days with new phone number - 84 spam calls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are carrier based services that do fuck all for spam calls, what you really need to get rid of them is Google Assistant call screening. Yes, Google is a giant evil corporation with anti-competitive monopolies and “AI” that will lead to the eventual destruction of the Internet we know and love, but their call screener is top notch. It answers the call and the spammers have to talk to a robot to get through to you. That’s cut down my spam call volume dramatically. And if it flags someone accidentally they just say who they are and I can decide to answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mary and the Curry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mary had a little lamb, Oh, you’ve heard this tale before? Did you know she passed her plate, And had a little more?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s hose b?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to talk to someone about your risk tolerance. Clearly you’re not willing to accept short term losses and you’re going to be prone to panic selling and holding cash when you could be buying dips. Your risk tolerance does not match your portfolio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got to calculus 2 and proceeded to forget everything through algebra II once I took a break from math for a semester.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever get a profound sense that everything in you life has happened before?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine there are very few truly unique experiences in this life and that someone has likely been through exactly what you’re going through in a different time and place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty dumb, so I don’t understand this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s up with Lemmy getting me to look up guns today?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Incredibly, they actually drew their cartoons based on observations in nature. The duck season/rabbit season bit commonly seen in the Bugs and Daffy cartoons, while exaggerated was based on true events.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there ever a situation where a doctor can legally refuse to render aid to someone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  EMTALA is likely the law you’re referring to which says if a patient shows up on a hospital campus with a medical emergency, staff must stabilize that patient before discharging unless the patient refuses medical care and goes AMA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $73m, despite devastating year for layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on guys, you can’t expect them to take care of their CEO and their employees.