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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨trespasser69@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$

    OK. Now what?

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    • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Go to outside without terminal

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      • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I played the game “Outside”, while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking poison alcohol to forget about the previous game day.

        The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don’t even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I’ll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.

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      • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Does SSH counts?

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

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    • MintyAnt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

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      • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        1000007522

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    • Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    I’m doing my part

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s snowing 😭

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    • MintyAnt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      then fucking SHOVEL IT!!

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    • parpol@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lucky you

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

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  • virku@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

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    • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Touch snow instead

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if I touch bush instead?

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t talk about your mother like that

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    • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can also touch tree

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  • plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From blog about derailleurs

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  • Kichae@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

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    • inv3r510n@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Nah mate

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

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  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s -20, I’ll have to dig out some grass.

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    • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I miss proper winter

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!

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  • Intergalactic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just came back from the park, very good advice

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

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    • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you get past the great firewall to post here?

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      • sag@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it’s Northern India.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

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  • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on you.

    I sit outside and doomscroll.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Allergic.

    -“Atchoom!”

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

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    I’ve said too much already

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

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  • dennis@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968

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    • dennis@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No worries, I got you.

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