Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

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• sag@lemm.ee ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

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• Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
  user@lemmy:~$ ls
  grass
  user@lemmy:~$
  

  OK. Now what?

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Go to outside without terminal

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    • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I played the game “Outside”, while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking poison alcohol to forget about the previous game day.

      The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don’t even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I’ll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.

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    • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does SSH counts?

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

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  • MintyAnt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s snowing 😭

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

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  • MintyAnt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    then fucking SHOVEL IT!!

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  • parpol@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lucky you

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• Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

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• masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jokes on you.

  I sit outside and doomscroll.

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• virku@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Touch snow instead

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  I’m doing my part

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?

  (Kidding! I love you all!)

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if I touch bush instead?

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t talk about your mother like that

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can also touch tree

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• Intergalactic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  From blog about derailleurs

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’re having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

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• Kichae@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

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  • inv3r510n@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just came back from the park, very good advice

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• beneeney@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Allergic.

  -“Atchoom!”

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.

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• WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

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  I’ve said too much already

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P

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• dennis@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968

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  • dennis@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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