Every time a friend asks to “borrow” a lighter…
Gonna need some bigger pockets
Submitted 4 days ago by EndOfLine@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Kalkaline@leminal.space 4 days ago
Those bastards would still take it.
wildflower@lemmy.world 4 days ago
When you light a little lighter, it becomes a little lighter
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I get it!
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 4 days ago
dear god this is gold
grue@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No, this is concrete. Gold would’ve been even heavier.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Looked it up
Gold density: 19.3 whatever’s/who cares
Concrete: 2.3 same/measurements
Almost 10x as heavy!
AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And now I need to make a 3D printed mold in a comfortable shape that can be used to easily cast concrete around a lighter.
Maybe a simple cylinder, with the lighter off center so it can easily be flicked?
Maybe I’ll squish some play-doh around one and scan it and use that.
Whatever, it just needs to be too big to “accidentally” end up in someone’s pocket.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.
EisFrei@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Bric heavier
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
You can’t spell enlightenment without lighten
cadekat@pawb.social 4 days ago
I don’t know how, but I would still manage to lose this day one.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Because I will steal it from you