HatchetHaro
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I’m a scalie game developer!
- Comment on As a gay I can confirm 6 days ago:
the sound hole? that’s just the urethra.
- Comment on Why do I fart all the time when I'm trying to sleep?! 1 week ago:
Loosen your anus with a dildo each night so the farts can be silent.
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 1 week ago:
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant.
- Comment on Should I buy it? 1 week ago:
aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.
having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.
your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsy pooping on daddy’s dick.
oh and have more fiber in your diet.
- Comment on Which male anime characters you think is hot af? 1 week ago:
Zenberu Gugu from Overlord
- Comment on On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food? 2 weeks ago:
idk how it is in the US, but here in hong kong their app deals and fried chicken are absolute bangers
- Comment on Today has been a learning experience. 2 weeks ago:
omg this is the first time i didn’t fall for it
i am so proud of myself
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
that went well for concorde, didn’t it?
- Comment on The EchoChamberinator 9000! 3 weeks ago:
idk man, the like ratio speaks for itself.
- Comment on Radio Station Replaces Journalists With AI 'Presenters' 3 weeks ago:
US’s PSR system is a fuckin joke
- Comment on How do you get better at debate without necessarily doing a debate? 4 weeks ago:
learn to be skeptical, recognize logical fallacies, and never get angry.
- Comment on Mom of the year 4 weeks ago:
if i may be pedantic for a sec, a lot of people mistake punishment for “negative reinforcement”.
“reinforcement” means encouraging and reinforcing desired behaviour. “positive reinforcement” is providing positive stimulus as a reward for good behaviour, like giving a dog a treat for obeying commands. “negative reinforcement” is removing negative stimulus as a reward, like stopping the obnoxious low-health beeping when you heal a pokemon from critical health.
“punishment” is for discouraging undesirable behaviour. “positive punishment” is adding negative stimulus, such as physical abuse; and “negative punishment” is taking something away, like taking away an unruly teen’s phone.
- Comment on No more fucking dooming 4 weeks ago:
before i engage with you on this, i’d like to ask you a few questions:
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are you eligible to vote in the US
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who do you plan on voting for
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if you, gun to your head, have to choose between harris or trump, who would you prefer?
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- Comment on Why do Orks from Warhammer 40K have nipples? 5 weeks ago:
sexual stimulation
- Comment on The British government is transferring sovereignty of an island in the Indian Ocean to Mauritius next week, potentially impacting the existence of the .io domain. 1 month ago:
i’ve seen a lot of .uk sites around
- Comment on Do you do a squat right after putting on your thong or string so it sits correctly between your buttocks? 1 month ago:
i don’t know the gender of OP, though clues point to female, but i’m just having a horny gay giggle imagining a hot dude wearing a thong and leggings to work out in
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
that’s more like an 8 tbh. i’m pretty much exactly the same way and i’ve seen more perverse stuff around.
- Comment on How do our brains process reality? I heard our eyes were just low-res cameras and our brains were doing all the heavy lifting in 'rendering' reality. 1 month ago:
the 24 fps thing is one hella myth. our cones and rods send a continuous stream of information, which is blended with past-received information in our perception to remove stuff like the movement from darting your eyes around.
- Comment on Has anyone let David Icke know about this? 1 month ago:
i’ve already found love on bad-dragon.com
- Comment on Has anyone let David Icke know about this? 1 month ago:
wait why is the lizardman hot
- Comment on How do I avoid enshitification of my keyboard and mouse 1 month ago:
to add to the subject of gaming, i personally do not recommend using a keychron for gaming. the latency, at least the one i’m on (keychron C1) is quite a noticeable downgrade from the logitech keyboard i switched from, though at least it feels and sounds miles better than the logitech.
as a disclaimer, i am very sensitive to that latency since i’m a modern tetris player. it’s also way less noticeable in shooters and other 3D action games, so for most people it’s fine.
for a gaming keyboard from a non-shitty company, you can’t get much better than a wooting.
- Comment on Society 2 months ago:
well, a scalie, to be exact.
- Comment on Society 2 months ago:
machoke made me a furry, no lie.
- Comment on I don't hate Body Type replacing Gender, I hate laziness 2 months ago:
Fun fact, BG3 only has a max of 4 body types per race, and the lower genitalia each have their own models to fit each body type, and that’s just for the “normal” sized races. The short races also have their body types, and so does the Dragonborn. Each armour and clothing piece has to have one unique model and rig to fit each of those body types; that’s a lot of modeling and rigging work.
Now how much gear is there in Runescape?
- Comment on Built different 2 months ago:
i’ll take him. döner kebab on the go.
- Comment on Do any "thickening" products actually work to prevent hair loss/thinning? 2 months ago:
balding < bald
just shave it. get a buzz cut if you’re uncomfortable. i know once my hairline starts receding i won’t try to kid myself by spending money on temporary fixes.
- Comment on Porridge 2 months ago:
I really, really like the interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
- Comment on I too love watching CP 😍 3 months ago:
some of my friends have grinded all the way to CP 3600 and sheesh they’re sweaty
- Comment on Is there any advantage to tying game logic to frame-rate? 3 months ago:
Game engines are still very much all functionally tied to framerates; it’s all just a matter of making that logic function the same across different hardware and framerates, generally calculated from frame times (we call it “delta time”).
Freya Holmér has a fantastic mathematical breakdown of one pretty common (and deceptively complicated) framerate-independent function: lerp smoothing.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I’m on it already! Just couldn’t find the motivation to go through my giant list of artists I’ve followed on Twitter to follow on Bsky as well…