Sounds crazy till ya try it

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not posting this was free.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For everything else, there’s MasterCard

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

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    • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hotel? Trivago

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I remember when I learned what sounding was.

  I fondly remember a time period before that.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That was today for me

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My condolences.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not this again

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not this piss again

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• GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Actual strawman just dropped

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• gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• RinseDrizzle@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to have eyes…

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• HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

  buy a proper sounding kit, either metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant.

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Speaking of which

    GNzULcwakAI2v9A

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• pipows@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s painful sounding

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh how I wish it made beautiful cello sounds.
  Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic… I am curious.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, right, forgot about that dude.

      I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).

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• LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, no no no no!

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• MrMobius@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!

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• tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  *in church

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• Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    New chess grandmaster strat just dropped

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Relevant username.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Holleerrrrinnn

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• MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that where the name comes from?

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