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Sounds crazy till ya try it

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not posting this was free.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For everything else, there’s MasterCard

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

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      • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hotel? Trivago

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember when I learned what sounding was.

    I fondly remember a time period before that.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was today for me

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My condolences.

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not this again

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not this piss again

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  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actual strawman just dropped

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  • gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • RinseDrizzle@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes…

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  • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

    buy a proper sounding kit, either metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant.

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speaking of which

      GNzULcwakAI2v9A

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  • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh how I wish it made beautiful cello sounds.
    Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic… I am curious.

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.

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    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, right, forgot about that dude.

        I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s painful sounding

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  • LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, no no no no!

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  • MrMobius@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!

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  • tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *in church

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  • Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relevant username.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holleerrrrinnn

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      New chess grandmaster strat just dropped

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  • MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that where the name comes from?

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