Someone ate the onion.
Mom of the year
Submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
The CIA
Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
The GDP of that household must be insane
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s all fun and games until he starts sleeping with his weed dealer
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think that was the plot to back to the future.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s not going to happen until he breaks both arms.
sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What if the kid breaks his arms and the mom ends up stuck under the bed. Does everyone in the house just die then?
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I’m reminded of the game Black and White where you have an avatar/pet that you can train to behave in certain ways. You can do positive reinforcement like giving scritches and whatnot when they do something you want, or negative reinforcement which is effectively a “backhanding the shit out of an anthropomorphic pet” simulator. If they are holding something and you rub their belly they will eat what they’re holding. To train mine not to eat villagers I would hand them one, rub it’s belly, wait for the villager to be eaten, then beat them to a pulp. Usually once was enough but sometimes they’d need a second round
HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
if i may be pedantic for a sec, a lot of people mistake punishment for “negative reinforcement”.
“reinforcement” means encouraging and reinforcing desired behaviour. “positive reinforcement” is providing positive stimulus as a reward for good behaviour, like giving a dog a treat for obeying commands. “negative reinforcement” is removing negative stimulus as a reward, like stopping the obnoxious low-health beeping when you heal a pokemon from critical health.
“punishment” is for discouraging undesirable behaviour. “positive punishment” is adding negative stimulus, such as physical abuse; and “negative punishment” is taking something away, like taking away an unruly teen’s phone.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
TIL
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
Drag wishes it was still possible to play Black and White
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Every time I see you refer to yourself that way, I want to gouge my eyes out.
Firstly, we don’t consent to engaging with your dragon kink. I’ve seen your comments that reaffirm that this is the core of your ‘identity’. Your screen name is another clear example. Leave us out of this “Dragon Rider” nonsense - I don’t care what your kinks are, keep it private without consent.
Second, why do you still use third person perspective here? Your bio clearly states that “Drag” works in the first, second, and third person, so why leave it in third person instead of speaking about yourself in first person? You are writing in english, right? Or is this Dragspeak/Dragtongue/[some other fantasy bullshit]?
If you’re going to make up rules, put on an act, then submit everyone else to it, at least try thinking through it for longer than a few seconds. I get the feeling you never properly considered how poorly “Drag” works in first person. “Drag keep Dragself happy by exposing unconsenting strangers to Drag own dragon kinks!” Perhaps that’s part of it: adopting a lizard’s attention span.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
You possibly still can! There are various guides here’s one I found bwgame.net/…/running-black-white-on-windows-10.79…
You may need to search around for one that works for you because it can be fiddly to get running but it’s doable
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sadly I think there are people out there like this
The only sad thing is how much brain rot people like you have gotten from the internet to believe shit like this exists anywhere in reality. You’ve built up examples in your head of awful people doing awful things, except all those examples are fake bullshit like this.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Infinite money glitch
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Is this the same as plugging an extension cable into itself to get free and unlimited electricity?
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If tears of children is what drives you, yes.
OpenStars@discuss.online 6 months ago
Instructions unclear. Got free and unlimited electricity anyway. So now neighbors won’t ever leave me alone.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s just child abuse with extra steps.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
With kinda impressive extra steps tho.
Monstrosity@lemm.ee 6 months ago
So, screaming at him all night didn’t work?
Sleep easy OP, this is likely some bullshit.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This is a shitpost, it isn’t serious.
Monstrosity@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Lol yeah, guess I was lost.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
She actually suffers from schizophrenia … she also plays the part of the son … she lives alone in her house.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
NGL if HBO made this into a 6 part miniseries I would watch. I would hate myself as I watched but I would watch.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mr Robot.
ShortFuse@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Best I can do is M. Night Shyamalan on Peacock
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I could be entirely fucking wrong here, but I’m pretty sure that actress played a mom in a netflix show about two brothers who killed their parents.
It’s also 6 am and I just smoked a bowl, and it just occurred to me this might be a joke im not getting. If that’s the case sorry about that and don’t mind me
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lol. House? Padded cell.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Her moves are weak