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And black gloves of course

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos white I’m hacking.

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …using chopsticks of course, so you don’t get your mechanical keyboard dirty.

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      • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!

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    • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?

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  • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i prefer a full gimp mask

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?

      Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?

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      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl

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    • datavoid@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice, zipper for the doritos

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it’s fashionable

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    • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The trick is to put other put other someone else’s skin on your fingers before

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  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.

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  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only way I’m comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.

    And let’s not forget the hands…

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      click click click… I’m in!

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      • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don’t make the rules.

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    • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Counterterrorist, Terrorist

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      • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ninja, IRA.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Both at the same time. Can’t be too safe

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You guys don’t wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I’m not interrupted?

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One hole more tacticool

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  • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

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  • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one where you can’t see my eyebrows

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  • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Left because it filters out the other hacker’s viruses.

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  • SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was thinking, I’m definitely going to be smoking so that one.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you can hit your vape through the other one.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    3 hole so I can smoke at the same time

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there’s no evidence to leave behind!

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The FBI will find all the cum.

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

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  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends on if you plan to encounter any CEOs when you go for a walk outside.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Left side: burguler Right side: terrorist

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  • psvrh@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

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