And black gloves of course

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos white I’m hacking.

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  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …using chopsticks of course, so you don’t get your mechanical keyboard dirty.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!

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  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?

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• HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i prefer a full gimp mask

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?

    Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl

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  • datavoid@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nice, zipper for the doritos

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it’s fashionable

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  • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The trick is to put other put other someone else’s skin on your fingers before

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• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only way I’m comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.

  And let’s not forget the hands…

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    click click click… I’m in!

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don’t make the rules.

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  • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Counterterrorist, Terrorist

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    • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ninja, IRA.

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You guys don’t wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I’m not interrupted?

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Both at the same time. Can’t be too safe

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• Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

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• underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The one where you can’t see my eyebrows

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One hole more tacticool

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• kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Left because it filters out the other hacker’s viruses.

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• SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The one with the mouth hole so I can still hit my vape.

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was thinking, I’m definitely going to be smoking so that one.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you can hit your vape through the other one.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  3 hole so I can smoke at the same time

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• ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there’s no evidence to leave behind!

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The FBI will find all the cum.

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Depends on if you plan to encounter any CEOs when you go for a walk outside.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Left side: burguler Right side: terrorist

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• psvrh@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

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