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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My doctor's office now has ads when checking in online⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a place to sell my pills that will triple your dick size

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there extensions that turn every comment on your posts into hate comments?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day all music was user generated content

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need the power of GOP in your life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Abuse 2025 is a modern port of the original game from 1995/1996, updated to run on modern systems and with new features like high-resolution graphics, controller support, and more.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crack dot com is the best business name of all time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been save scumming my way through the fighters guild quests for literally 10+ years.

  I’m like 1 achievement away from 100%… but holy shit, those trolls are relentless. They take like 40 hits to kill but only need 1-2 to kill you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of driving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite the fact that poo steams if it is really cold outside, I have a strong suspicion they did not build a smoke stack to release a cloud of shit-smelling steam in the city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Switch 2 Direct Megathread⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2025 confirmed?

  🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Switch 2 Direct Megathread⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skong for sure dropping tomorrow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Switch 2 Nintendo Direct Will Be 60 Minutes Long, Nintendo Confirms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe this time it’ll be GTA V

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG seems to be considering paid membership option⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to fix their launchers on all systems before the do anything else. I’m happy to support them in their mission of game preservation, but they really don’t do a good job at providing a high quality service.

  Also, I’ve purchased things from them that were never provided, and they refused a refund (warcraft 2 battle net key). I know it was likely Blizzard’s fault, but they could have at least responded to my emails with more than “no refunds, we are working on it”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally Summited on Celeste Classic and I didn't Throw my Laptop Out of the Window!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too bad you can’t trade digital strawberries for friends 🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally Summited on Celeste Classic and I didn't Throw my Laptop Out of the Window!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the inspiration to play this, was a good time!

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That shit died long ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your all-time favorite game? Let's discuss the best options!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Really looking forward to playing this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Influencers people are finding their way to the Fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  fragile little sad boy

  …Isn’t he being treated for cancer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Influencers people are finding their way to the Fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What ever happened to the guy who desperately needed to not shit for days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Balatro Timeline — LocalThunk Blog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even realize there was a tutorial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Modular Phone Concept Is Xiaomi’s Plan to Kill the Camera Bump⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now with flash bump!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an entire cabinet currently storing empty jars...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They would also make for incredible piss jars though, and they would be excellent for preserving strange animals / body parts. You have to consider all the angles!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Stupid.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Send that picture to your manager, then complain frequently until they give you an SSD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See highest paying hourly jobs in my area⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey there, perhaps I can offer some assistance. What you are looking at here is called a joke, and it’s goal wasn’t to offend you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What interesting can I do with a dedicated GPU?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Use BOINC to share the love

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the green shape in between the three circles ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy fucks

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who goes into IT without knowing how to use a computer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not judging, but this is an odd fetish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wake up, eat 6 hardboiled eggs, go to my job as a bouncer (I’m a strong lady as I’ve been eating 6 eggs every morning), come home, take my poodle Randolf for a swim in the river, check my investments, then shit post on Reddit for 6 hours.

  Is that what you were imagining?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I laugh in my dream?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pay money to have this… I wake up loudly yelling swear words like 3 times per week.

  What were you smoking?