General rule amongst those groups: “If you can’t be good, be loud.”
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sudo42@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.
Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!
ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman’s vagina
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
As someone with a loud car, I can confirm
tyler@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Pretty sure there was a study that actually showed big trucks correlated with big penises. Crazy.
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Pretty sure you be able to cite a source for that.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 hours ago
Gives new meaning to ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s not the small penis we hate, it’s the loud car.
angrystego@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.
pinkystew@reddthat.com 4 hours ago
My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude
I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material
Mac@mander.xyz 5 hours ago
I hate a lot of things.
Guess i should start body shaming because of that?
No. Only insecure losers bodyshame.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Testicle size and potency is entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there, and if you only ever have one partner you want to make babies with you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department either… you just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.
And people with breeder fetishes are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just… eew.
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.
casmael@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place
adarza@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
this is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.