Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.
Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!
Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman’s vagina
it’s obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests
General rule amongst those groups: “If you can’t be good, be loud.”
As someone with a loud car, I can confirm
It must be a rule on the internet:
There’s always a relevant xkcd.
Those three monkes look like they’re singing For the Longest Time
I have been told all through my life I have a voice that carries
😬
I’m conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don’t entirely love how loud they can be.
I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it’s so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.
I’m conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don’t have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.
Enjoy it! You could be driving another fun car with a completely boring sounding engine (cough FL5 cough) with almost no good sounding exhausts that aren’t just noise.
Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.
Pretty sure there was a study that actually showed big trucks correlated with big penises. Crazy.
Pretty sure you be able to cite a source for that.
yeah, being massive dickheads
Boy, maga cultists sure are loud AF…
Trump
Peter Dutton represent…
This makes me sad. I installed a loud as fuck exhaust on my car, but it broke sound limits at the track so I had to get a quieter setup. Mostly I’m sad because of my tiny penis tho.
A guy with a small dick isn’t a real guy. It’s like a woman with small tits.
No need to body shame. Call people out on their attitude not their given biology.
I only body shame people with the wrong attitude, so it’s okay.
ah yes another guy with cave men mentality where humans are judged based on primal stuff, you know humans evolved and got civilised right? you know they are more than animal right?
Look, I don’t want to disagree with your point… But I can’t stand by as you suggest that we evolved from cave men… We may have created civilisations, but we’ve not evolved into a civilized creature… We’re still as uncooked as were 60k years ago.
Well I commend you for defending monsters from body shaming
I can literally hear these monkeys sing.
Gives new meaning to ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’.
I can’t handle stupid right now.
You picked the wrong milenium to live in.
Is there a right millennium? The end of the first millennium had people believing that the tick-over would cause the apocalypse, with all computers everywhere immediately detonating, and the whole economy rendered valueless dust.
compensate much?
How was the TMI calculated in this study?
Is this about PP pierre poilievre? The Canadian analog of doneOLD trump.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not the small penis we hate, it’s the loud car.
pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 month ago
My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude
I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I hate a lot of things.
Guess i should start body shaming because of that?
No. Only insecure losers bodyshame.
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Problem is that this legitimizes their belief that there are set characteristics that define people as “manly.”
Every 30 years or so we make some sort of social progress for women and/or LGBT people, and then a panic ensues that society is trying to destroy manliness. The Joe Rogans and Andrew Tates of the world suddenly pop up and start selling their nonsense that will magically make them the man’s men that their grandfathers were (while in fact their grandfathers were being told the same thing.)
The solution to this isn’t to tell the loud whiners that their exact fears are true. It’s to divorce ourselves from the notion that being a man is determined by penis/testicle size, or even by having them at all. By telling the bigots that their worst fears are true, we’re tacitly endorsing their bigotry as legitimate, when we should be doing the exact opposite of that.
blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Counterpoint: it’s the hate that makes them compensate?
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Testicle size and potency is entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there, and if you only ever have one partner you want to make babies with you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department either… you just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.
And people with breeder fetishes are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just… eew.
Jumi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not about the actual size, it’s more like a mindset
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.
casmael@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
this is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.