Fixbeat
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- Comment on Like magic 1 day ago:
You’d have to read pretty slowly to hit five seconds.
- Comment on The Patriarchy 6 days ago:
Jokes on them, I’m into that shit.
- Comment on Give Me Laundry Liberty or Give Me Death! 1 week ago:
I agree that my woke dishwasher sucks. Of course, it’s a minor problem that any reasonable adult should be able to manage. Conservatives are neither adults nor reasonable, so they throw a tantrum.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 week ago:
Are you a brain implant expert? You just need to put the screws on the outside of the skull so that you can tighten them up.
- Comment on Trump Is Flirting With Quack Economics 2 weeks ago:
Flirt? Does Trump flirt, or does he just grab em by the pussy?
- Comment on Most Tech Jobs Are Jokes and I Am Not Laughing 3 weeks ago:
A lot truth in this, but this guy seems like an arrogant ass.
- Comment on Does enshitification happen because companies are publicly-traded? 3 weeks ago:
Yes, that is the root of many problems facing the general population. Environmental, monopolistic, and enshitification.
- Comment on Deadpool & Wolverine - Official Trailer (2024) Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman 3 weeks ago:
I can’t watch the trailer atm, but I am going to guess that there’s wisecracking in this movie.
- Comment on Quantum 3 weeks ago:
Okay thanks. They do look a lot alike to me. Maybe sisters.
- Comment on Livin' large 3 weeks ago:
Living large with 20 mcnuggets and new strings.
- Comment on We do what we can 3 weeks ago:
Cripples need love too.
- Comment on Quantum 3 weeks ago:
Somewhat related question about this meme…are both girls the same?
- Comment on Immense pressure 3 weeks ago:
Just do some drugs. Your mind will be blown 💥Trust me.
- Comment on Got the gloomies 4 weeks ago:
Lazies for me.
- Comment on Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels 4 weeks ago:
I guess every generation gets to have a punchline vehicle.
- Comment on Sleep apnea: Mouthguards less invasive, just as effective as CPAP 4 weeks ago:
Anyone know what kind of Dr or dentist I would see about this?
- Comment on Face / Off? 5 weeks ago:
He should wear makeup again to avoid this.
- Comment on Your money is still green! 5 weeks ago:
Kip!
- Comment on and they were roommates 5 weeks ago:
Just because this guy has his junk pressed into the naked guy’s ass doesn’t mean gay stuff.
- Comment on meow_irl 1 month ago:
Cat does what it wants, hole or no hole.
- Comment on V Rising announces a price increase starting on April 4th. 1 month ago:
Looks pretty cool and the full price is not bad.
- Comment on Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. 1 month ago:
That water is so gross 🤢
- Comment on Thrill seekers 1 month ago:
Smart,green tea has less caffeine, so you won’t be too edgy.
- Comment on Now, that's just showing off 1 month ago:
You’re doing it wrong, bats.
- Comment on You jaded pessimists 1 month ago:
It’s not stupidity, just delusion🙂
- Comment on Even the $44 billion didn't help. 1 month ago:
Just needs a fedora.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
From deez nutz to your ears.
- Comment on HP's CEO spells it out: You're a 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies 3 months ago:
Last hp ceo was pretty decent. This Enrique guy is just another corpo goon.
- Comment on Inventor of NTP protocol that keeps time on billions of devices dies at age 85 3 months ago:
What does the p stand for? Surely not protocol that is in the title.
- Comment on Prison Architect 2 will support mods with a built-in editor on PC 3 months ago:
Great, we’ll get that prison rape mod.