Bonus meme
Have rock
Submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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rsuri@lemmy.world 5 months ago
theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I fucking loved this cover as a kid.
Wooooooooooo
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 months ago
IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!!!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t worry, animals. It’s temporary.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I dunno. I think the animals should worry. The Anthropocene is going to mean millions of species of things cease to exist because we’re changing the global climate.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hope it doesn’t turn out that way.
Hupf@feddit.de 5 months ago
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I threw pinecones at birds picking at the window for some reason. I think it short circuits their brain to see an object coming at them. They haven’t been back since.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
This is the reaction for most animals
Echinoderm@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Including humans. I’m not going near the person launching pinecones at my head from their yard.
MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Ok but why is he kinda hot?
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
How do you think we got the Neanderthal DNA in the mix?
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 months ago
really? I thought Neanderthal and Homosapiens can’t breed together?
Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Muscles.
Wogi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
THANK YOU
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 months ago
apparently there’s evidence that spitting cobras evolved specifically to deal with stick and rock-wielding primates
olafurp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nice horns you got there, I can make a throwable one that I can replace in seconds.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I claim hax
downpunxx@fedia.io 5 months ago
wait til you see what i can do with a flint and a sharp stick, these thumbs are excellent, if you have the means
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 months ago
kionite231@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
s/rock/fire
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Throw a fire
remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I am not sure where y’all evolved, but you skipped a few thousand years and a whole bunch of sharpened sticks.
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
uis@lemm.ee 5 months ago
This is Incorrect because humans are not fungi
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Have rock, will throw
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 months ago
I thought it was our ability to just run and run and run that broke evolution.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I think we have a lot going for us.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Except that hubris.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 months ago
True enough. But given that we are going to drive ourselves to extinction in a geological blink of an eye, it really didn’t do us that great. Should have evolved into a crab.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shame we won’t make it.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I think the invention of engineering is what finally broke evolution, but there are a lot of factors we have that bootstrapped us to that point. Walking upright on two legs is more efficient at the price of raw power. Many creatures can outrun a human but no land animal can come close to our jogging range. A Cheetah can go 60 miles an hour for a minute or so but a human can go 10 miles per hour for 6 hours straight. It also frees our forelimbs, already made flexible, versatile and dexterous by our distant tree swinging ancestors, for tool use. Funnily enough, another ability that is unparalleled in nature is our ability to throw things with accuracy and power. You also need pretty good hands to master fire, and thus cooking, and thus unlocking extra nutrients from the food you catch, which provides for that very hungry brain of ours. A few millennia later and we’ve pretty much got control of the biosphere itself.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Plus, great booties and boobies
Being hyper violent also helps
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
science. realizing our monkey brain needs help to actually try to be rational.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
While true, we can be more specific here what quality or trait allowed us to become engineers. Being able to engineer is by itself something that can even exist in genetic memory, instinctual. There are a lot of animals that do engineering, but have never come anywhere close to what humans do. Beavers, birds, ants and termites arguably are better engineers than most humans on an innate level. (I’ve also known some engineers who are incapable of some very basic life skills.)
What separated us from evolutionary processes and also allowed us to become engineers is the capability to abstract information and use those abstractions to predict the future, extending our “reach” of influence into the further future than most animals can calculate. This required us to develop strong continuity of thought and experiences and with this also came the ability to analyze and compare complicated events to find patterns. This gave us a huge edge when we were surviving around predators that were able to easily dominate us. Nowadays these abilities mostly cause of mental health conditions as we try to use tools designed for navigating glaciers to navigate a world of social media, zoom meetings, electric car recalls and democratic electoral politics.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 months ago
It’s definitely these two things plus our ability to digest meat as well as plant matter, plus our communication and social skills plus…
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Tools and making tools. We fucking tricked stones into thinking
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 5 months ago
yes. cooked meat in fire in particular
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We had the tall stride thing going, we had the super-endurance thing going already, we had gotten good at tool-use like many other primates, in that we could use sticks and rocks to beat things and poke things, just like modern chimps and apes. (Modern primates also throw stones, it’s not the evolution-killer on its own that the meme is making it out to be.)
No, the REAL thing that soared us beyond all members of the animal kingdom is how we started abstracting information and sharing it. IE: language, writing, and the cognitive processes behind those skills that allow us to plan ahead. Not just planning ahead, but being able to set up actions far in advance, like planting seeds because we know a plant will come out of it. Migrating to where animal herds migrate to so we can stay close to the food, and just the day-to-day actions like preparing a fire in advance so you can see when it gets dark, bringing things with you to use later, having an idea how to ration food, being able to share your plans with others, communicating your movements to other hunters, and yes, all this made us exceptional hunters. When other primates were still mostly foraging for plants and bugs, our ancestors used this “thinking” thing to start getting massive doses of meat. Amino acids, proteins, high-density fuel, food for growing brains.
Our story of how we got here is without question the most fantastic story ever. You are the product of over 4 billion years of uninterrupted successes. A family tree going back a thousands of millions of years without break, surviving apocalypses that have turned our entire globe to ice, to fire, to water and other unimaginable catastrophes.
So now you made it, your billions of generations of ancestors secured your survival against all odds, whatcha gonna do with it?
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 months ago
I mean, every existent species is the result of millions of generations. We all fill our niches, until we don’t. So even the humble tortoise is just as remarkable as us in that way, but I bet they will outlast us given how long they’ve existed.
The thing that always stuck with me about evolution is that we are related to everything. The pup I’m sitting next to is pretty close to me in terms of evolutionary time, the potatoes I ate are a lot more distant, but it is still my cousin, etc. It really makes me feel like I’m part of the world knowing that.
dingus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I was with most of this until the selective breeding part. Did prehistoric humans have a concept of this? Do we have evidence of that? If so, that sounds rather interesting. I’m just a bit skeptical is all.
uis@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Language is OP in this MMORPG
TwanHE@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Losing our hairy bodies and using our signature ability “Sweat” really did a number on all those that are faster than us in a sprint.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It was actually cooking. We learned to grind up meat instead of chewing it, small teeth was the first step.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 months ago
Uh no, evolution isn’t broken.
Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 5 months ago
We’re not the only ones that can do that. Wolves, dingoes and other wild dogs, and hyenas are also persistence predators. All species of the Homo genus were persistence predators but we’re the only one still around.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I read that as " wolves, dragons" and was very confused for a moment.
danhab99@programming.dev 5 months ago
Aren’t some wolves also persistent hunters?
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 5 months ago
In packs, but they are also hunting in cold climates where they can lose heat a little easier. However, many dogs do have pretty good endurance, but I doubt they could do a marathon.