Wait, why would it become an emergency room curiosity? Ohhhhh, missed that last part. Gourds really are nature’s dildo.
Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins!
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s not a waste if its sole purpose for existing is to rot on porches. It’s just a bonus if you can squeeze out another use, like becoming an emergency room curiosity.
bulwark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As all things should be.
AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Oh wow, that’s good.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s still waste even if the primary purpose is wasteful.
tdawg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of all the things to worry about when it comes to waste Halloween doesn’t even scartch the surface for me
Still waiting on someone to talk about how fishing nets are 50% of the plastic in our oceans
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Halloween food - no.
Halloween plastic decorations, wrapping, costumes… yeah, we can do without
Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Well, this is talking about food waste, not pollution. Even if it rots and doesn’t do anything, worst case it’s a pile of bio-matter. The land, and everything involved in growing them could be used for actual food though, which could decrease food prices potentially.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s low priority for sure.
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is entertainment wasteful?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It certainly can be
Golf courses come to mind
Or cruise ships
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pumpkins are pretty low on my priority list, but entertainment isn’t really a good reason to throw useful stuff away. It’s a waste of water, waste of growing space, waste of fuel for harvest and transportation, and obviously a waste of food.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And people don’t realize just how much growing space pumpkins need!
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
what if I burn it for heat afterwards?
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes! I think pumpkins are fairly harmless though
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Frequently, yes.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Squirrels seem to eat them IIRC