How do you even post that much
Submitted 4 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5d02a7f5-9edc-4e90-a6d3-728ecf215429.jpeg
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Korne127@lemmy.world 4 days ago
PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Multitasking is the name of the game 😎 (i have untreated ADHD please send help)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
Pretty sure this is what my issue is. Hyper focus on work for an hour or two at a time; 10-15 mins of memes. Rinse repeat
7dev7random7@suppo.fi 3 days ago
Just send you a prayer of help, you received it?? <3 But keep the posts coming!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
I hope stamets is ok
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Or FlyingSquid
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yeah Jesus Christ they are terminally online
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 days ago
When I first joined lemmy I thought they were bots
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 days ago
we are all the picard maneuver on this blessed day
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Today is kind of a not very blessed day at least in America
Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
OOTL. What happened to make today particularly shitty?
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 3 days ago
We are all the picard maneuver on this american day
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s easier when you didn’t have a job when you joined and you still don’t.
Originally due to illness, but at this point also by choice since a parent is required to be at home in order to help my daughter stay on track with her online (public) school work.
Still got waaaay too much time with nothing to do.
franklin@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thank you for your service.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Yeah, I usually comment while in a waiting room for an appointment. Like right now. It’s easy to scroll while passing time.
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Quit my job to post on Lemmy? I didn’t even know that was an option.
ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
You’d need to have a job first
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Yeah…how do I get in on that action?
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 days ago
Step 1. Quit job
Step 2. Business as usual
Step 3. Starve
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I too quit my job to post on Lemmy. In retrospect it was a poor life choice.
GluWu@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I’ve almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Congratulations, I’m sorry for you!
Doolbs@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fry, is that you?
Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Everyone knows that there is know known defence against The_Picard_Manoeuvre
Toes@ani.social 3 days ago
Well then slap her into warp 10 and eject all the cargo to save weight.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Sorry to fuck a joke up by being a nerd, but I don’t think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10. The ship wouldn’t have enough momentum to matter all that much.
All you did was give your cargo to someone else, I think. I mean, I’ll take it if you think it would help.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 days ago
May I ask about your profile branding?
Furbag@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I feel like I’m good friends with The Picard Maneuver, Flying Squid, and Kolanaki, just because they’re in all the same threads I am.
I don’t even consciously interact with specific people on Lemmy, but sometimes I just happen to be paying attention to the usernames and I do the Leo pointing meme like “Hey, I recognize that guy!”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 days ago
One of the things I love about the fediverse is it’s not too busy for me to recognize usernames. Feels like an old phpBB board.
lohky@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s so far my favorite part of the community. I pretty much exclusively browse the “everything across all instances” thing and a handful of names have become really recognizable over the last few weeks.
brb@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Fuck kolanaki and their annoying ass name. Blocked them long time sgo because of it
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Sheesh, dude. Why hate a person that much over their name being displayed differently?
lohky@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’re missing out on seeing them getting roasted for saying tater tots are bad. 🤷
acosmichippo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
because The_Picard_Maneuver can be in two places at one time.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 days ago
Every time I go to the bathroom, I make a comment.
I think I might have kidney disease.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Or a bladder problem.
Maybe get your prostate checked too
nyctre@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So now every time you want to make a comment you get the urge to go to the bathroom?
trolololol@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Pavlov and his dog want a word
mesamunefire@lemmy.world 4 days ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
For more information read Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I love how this post has been up for six hours, nobody has tagged them, and they haven’t found it on their own yet.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Y’all are posting?!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 days ago
lots of people work online so its possible to feed this place while feeding the company
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
Who is The_Picard_Maneuver?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Not who… what
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I am pretty sure some people think that it is a community name
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I did, yes. This morning I realized it’s a person from this thread.
XaiwahBlue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I was guilty of that for a hot minute before getting used to the UI.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
What can ya say, it’s an effective maneuver.
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 4 days ago
ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 days ago
Damn. That’s like 90% of Lemmy just… gone.
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 4 days ago
quality over quantity my friend
Exusia@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fr, he been here 3 weeks and already got tired of it. Damn that’s…something.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I just went to your instance to help guess if you might be okay with a slightly inappropriate comment as a reply further down the comment chain (because you’re not a fox, lol).
RIP Yiffit. Any decision which instance you’re moving to yet?
GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I just remembered MrBabyMan. Turns out he’s still an animation editor for Disney stuff, if anyone is curious. Wonder how he feels about social media in general now.
random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
@THE_PICARD_MANEUVER
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Boo, it would have been funnier if they found it and nobody tagged them.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Haha, thank you for the tag. Would’ve missed this!
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 4 days ago
lol
yamanii@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hey, it’s honest work.
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
The datascrapers must be fed.
ABCDE@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Who?
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What am I reading? 🤨
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Somehow I fell into the routine, motivated by wanting to see communities grow on lemmy, and I’ve just kept going.
You’d be surprised how quick I am at it now. The actual posting probably only takes 5-10min per day, and then whenever I have time to check my phone, I’ll catch up on my inbox.
sag@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I want to learn that power.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I mostly post from my phone, using the Voyager app. You can star a handful of communities as favorites and keep them at the top of your list, so it doesn’t take a lot of scrolling to find the right one.
Do that a few thousand times over the past year or so, and you get pretty fast at it!
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The porn subs need more posts.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’re the George Washington of the fediverse.
Or its Karl Marx, considering it’s the fediverse.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Image
Granite@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But what goldmine do you use to find content?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
God, all over. You name it, and I’ve probably found content there. Random stuff from my Google recommendations, topic searches, reddit (rarely), Twitter/X, Tumblr, imgur, memes my wife sends me, YouTube (some people actually post memes there), etc.
Pretty much anytime I see something that makes me laugh or I think Lemmy would enjoy, I add it to my (now massive) vault of memes and images.
And if I’m feeling inspired (or bored), I’ll sometimes make my own.
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Also props to you for making such silly maps! Honored to have you as a fellow mod of !cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee !
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
<3
MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
That’s the spirit of the pre-2010s internet for you, the energy that made the sites we have today in the first place.