GluWu
@GluWu@lemm.ee
- Comment on Each jump brings us closer to God! 2 days ago:
Back then full grown cows were 80kg and the size of a large dog today.
- Comment on I embrace it 3 days ago:
Show me one other place in the universe with cheese and I’ll go there. Until then, I’m staying on the planet blessed by baby Jesus to have all the cheese.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I’ve said this before, and been(more than) down voted for it, but I want more conservatives, more tankies, more anything I don’t outright agree with. People will say how bad person in their echo chamber is in their echo chamber.
The early internet was so scarce it was important to find like minded people. Today the internet is so widespread it should be the opposite. It takes 5 minutes to find a entire platform filled with people who all think like you. That’s how we got flat earth conventions.
I’m confident in my beliefs and opinions, which is why I want them challenged. I want to think critically, I want difficult rhetoric. I want my world view to be challenged. I want to be uncomfortable.
- Comment on Fish acquired 1 week ago:
If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.
- Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them 1 week ago:
kwuahsuuuun
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 2 weeks ago:
Yup, magnetars. Like specifically that number, 10^9 - 10^11 T.
- Comment on Yay 2 weeks ago:
Even though it pains my soul, I close all my tabs at the end of the day at work. That way I get paid to find the same stuff the next day.
- Comment on SAD 3 weeks ago:
Reported for misinformation
- Comment on Merry Crisis 3 weeks ago:
She was a saint on my nick, I couldn’t las.
- Comment on NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras. 5 weeks ago:
No reason? How do you think those plates get made?
- Comment on Bae? 1 month ago:
I think bananax sounds better
- Comment on huehuehue 1 month ago:
Most of the ones with toxins strong enough to kill you won’t do so for months after you consumed it a single time. They know something about playing the long game.
- Comment on UKJobs 1 month ago:
Eh bro das me
- Comment on human anteaters 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t say I can smell if there’s a single ant in the other room, but I can absolutely smell if there are ants. And I hate if I have to sweep them out do anything because they really pop off in distress. Its crazy how such a tiny thing can smell so bad.
- Comment on sacred geometry of the algorithm 1 month ago:
If you keep saying no homo you will always be cringe. You must embrace homo if you wish to be based. Homo bro.
- Comment on car ride 1 month ago:
Jesus FUCK this image goes too hard I’m finna bust 3 times
- Comment on I can't imagine being paid to act like I enjoy working in the office 1 month ago:
Where I’ll watch 10 hours of YouTube and get paid enough to afford several days of… “pleasure”.
- Comment on But I wanna 2 months ago:
I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can’t have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can’t make plastic.
- Comment on Wow! Doom really can run on anything! 2 months ago:
I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.
- Comment on Wow! Doom really can run on anything! 2 months ago:
These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.
- Comment on Called out 2 months ago:
10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I’ll get my time and I’m going to enjoy it.
- Comment on How do you even post that much 3 months ago:
I’ve almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.
- Comment on Corporate greed is killing RuneScape. What do people play instead? 3 months ago:
OSRS was in the $4 per month range for me when I played it when it wasn’t OS. I never got it.
- Comment on Is this shitpost enough 3 months ago:
All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.
- Comment on Clipped it blud 3 months ago:
o7
- Comment on Return to office perks 3 months ago:
If there were hotdog water kcups I could fit in at work.
- Comment on Preference 3 months ago:
So ibuprofen and acetaminophen are weak ass pain killers that do all the damage or alcohol with none of the fun.
As far as my ancestors were concerned I’m supposed to be drunk, chewing willow and maybe having a bit of opium for nap time.
- Comment on New! 3 months ago:
A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.
- Comment on This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge 4 months ago:
Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.
- Comment on lolirl 4 months ago:
TIL senator > daddy