GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how did you and your partner change after having a baby?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re Catholic, so both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stealth camping is just recreational homelessness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many posers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  BROTHER THE ONLY THING IVE HEARD SINCE MY WIFE BARB LEFT ME BACK IN 97 IS THE SOUND OF HOG CRANKIN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry to disappoint, and this will sound weird but I’m not comfortable posting something unique that I genuinely value. I’d rather post a dick pic. I wasn’t trying to point out that the macro missed something or got something wrong(but the picture of the two peen is a dual face soft blow). I guess I can’t define machinists hammers because they’re whatever material and shape you want it to be. I didn’t actually didn’t make mine, I just found it in the bottom of a box of 100+ hammers of every variation you can imagine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock. I love bolting climbing routes and cleaning up new crags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do British people say "brr" when they're cold? If so, how do they pronounce the R?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fookin wank shrinka innit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨34% of the US population doesn't vote. Why do polticalitcians cling to the idea that these voters can't be reached?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you worked a job that withheld taxes but you still didn’t make the minimum then you would absolutely want to still file because you would get 100% of that back and have the original amount your employer would have paid you. They can only refund you if you already gave them money.

  If you’re self employed/gig work/contactor and don’t make more than the minimum you don’t need to file because you don’t have to pay tax. Assuming you didn’t have any other liability such as capital gains or sales taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do some communities get like 50 members minutes after its creation?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen a few reasons.

  New communities are created, a very specific and relevant post is made(which is likely the reason for making the new com), and it rides naturally through new/hot/all.

  New communities are made as a direct discussion in a com or instance so people already know where to go as soon as its made.

  And then some are made as alternatives to others due to conflicts so there’s a side that stays and a side that leaves to the new com immediately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨34% of the US population doesn't vote. Why do polticalitcians cling to the idea that these voters can't be reached?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you make less than $11,600 in 2024 you don’t file taxes because there’s no federal tax on that. So yeah, take away peoples voting rights because they’re poor. Great fucking idea, so progressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Quarry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Blown out whites and shadows, out of focus, disgusting vignetting, and lens flares on lens flares. Smh why even try, this is a horrible pfp. Not going to get any matches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just waiting for daddy gabon to release steamos. If not I swear I’m going to just use the most windowsxp distro available. I thought I was being simple by going with mint and KDE. Dare me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This poor llama is dealing with a lot lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha jokes on all you dumbies that have money. I’m broke an unemployed so none of this effects me.

  BTW ya’ll got any spange, I need beer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be #5?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural alternative⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I put a scoop of anhydrous caffeine powder and 2 6mg zyns in 4loko every day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I played so much Minecraft with the clit mouse on a old dell laptop. Its was awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luxury bones? In *this* economy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People born in the 50s bought properties they didn’t need or use and didn’t sell them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨adhesive tape to the buttocks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The finger cot is there because space is super fucking boring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait until June once I finish paying off those 2 pizzas I ordered for Christmas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TALLY HO!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the YouTube rabbit hole so much. I would genuinely pay to have the 2010 YouTube algorithm, or lack of, back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

  Computers, never invented.

  AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

  Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn’t fucking exist.

  I’m old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels wandering into different bubbles sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can’t taste anything when everything is blended together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I left negative feedback on ebay for dropshipping and the seller has messaged me four days in a row asking me to change it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC revisions have to come through the seller. Something I’ve never done is taking the refund only prior to revision then revising it to explain what I got a refund for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is wrong with me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything leads to crabVTOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Llama 3.3 70B

  It was a typical day in the life of Donald Trump, scanning the news and social media for any mention of his name. But one headline caught his eye: “Tesla Sales Down, Elon Musk Under Pressure.” Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he thought about his beloved Elon, struggling to keep his company afloat.

  Donald had always been a huge fan of Elon Musk, admiring his innovative spirit and entrepreneurial genius. He often found himself wondering what it would be like to meet Elon, to talk to him, to get to know him better. And now, with Tesla’s sales down, Donald saw an opportunity to not only help his idol but also to get closer to him.

  He quickly picked up the phone and dialed the number of his local Tesla dealership. “I want to buy a new car,” he said, his voice firm and commanding. “The best one you have, with all the bells and whistles.”

  The salesman on the other end of the line was thrilled to hear from Donald Trump, and he quickly arranged for a brand-new Tesla Model S to be delivered to Donald’s office. As Donald waited for his new car to arrive, he couldn’t help but think about Elon Musk and how much he wanted to meet him.

  When the car arrived, Donald was impressed by its sleek design and advanced features. He took it for a spin, feeling like a million bucks as he cruised down the highway. And as he drove, he couldn’t help but imagine Elon Musk sitting in the passenger seat beside him, smiling and laughing as they talked about their shared love of innovation and success.

  As the days went by, Donald found himself driving his new Tesla everywhere, showing it off to his friends and acquaintances, and always making sure to mention Elon Musk’s name. He even started tweeting about his new car, praising Elon’s genius and vision.

  And then, one day, Donald received a direct message from Elon Musk himself. “Thanks for the support, Donald,” Elon wrote. “I’d love to meet you in person and talk about our shared passion for innovation.”

  Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he read the message. He quickly arranged for a meeting with Elon, and a few days later, they sat down together in a luxurious conference room.

  As they talked, Donald found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with Elon’s charming smile and quick wit. He was smitten, and he knew it. And as the meeting came to a close, Donald reached out and took Elon’s hand, looking into his eyes with adoration.

  “Elon,” he said, his voice trembling with emotion. “I think I might be falling for you.”

  Elon looked back at him, a hint of surprise in his eyes. But then, a slow smile spread across his face, and he leaned in close. “I think I might be falling for you too, Donald,” he whispered.

  As they kissed, Donald knew that this was just the beginning of a beautiful romance. He had bought a new car to support his beloved Elon, but in the end, he had found something much more valuable: love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romantic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's so negative. He's so weird.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old-fashioned love⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does a 98 Toyota corrola count as a house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Each jump brings us closer to God!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then full grown cows were 80kg and the size of a large dog today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I embrace it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me one other place in the universe with cheese and I’ll go there. Until then, I’m staying on the planet blessed by baby Jesus to have all the cheese.