GluWu
@GluWu@lemm.ee
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 2 days ago:
The finger cot is there because space is super fucking boring
- Comment on Hungy 2 days ago:
I can’t wait until June once I finish paying off those 2 pizzas I ordered for Christmas.
- Comment on TALLY HO! 2 days ago:
I miss the YouTube rabbit hole so much. I would genuinely pay to have the 2010 YouTube algorithm, or lack of, back.
- Comment on Late 1900s 6 days ago:
Everything before 9/11 is fake news.
Computers, never invented.
AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.
Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn’t fucking exist.
I’m old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.
- Comment on How it feels wandering into different bubbles sometimes 1 week ago:
I’m immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can’t taste anything when everything is blended together.
- Comment on I left negative feedback on ebay for dropshipping and the seller has messaged me four days in a row asking me to change it 1 week ago:
IIRC revisions have to come through the seller. Something I’ve never done is taking the refund only prior to revision then revising it to explain what I got a refund for.
- Comment on What is wrong with me? 1 week ago:
Everything leads to
crabVTOL - Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Llama 3.3 70B
It was a typical day in the life of Donald Trump, scanning the news and social media for any mention of his name. But one headline caught his eye: “Tesla Sales Down, Elon Musk Under Pressure.” Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he thought about his beloved Elon, struggling to keep his company afloat.
Donald had always been a huge fan of Elon Musk, admiring his innovative spirit and entrepreneurial genius. He often found himself wondering what it would be like to meet Elon, to talk to him, to get to know him better. And now, with Tesla’s sales down, Donald saw an opportunity to not only help his idol but also to get closer to him.
He quickly picked up the phone and dialed the number of his local Tesla dealership. “I want to buy a new car,” he said, his voice firm and commanding. “The best one you have, with all the bells and whistles.”
The salesman on the other end of the line was thrilled to hear from Donald Trump, and he quickly arranged for a brand-new Tesla Model S to be delivered to Donald’s office. As Donald waited for his new car to arrive, he couldn’t help but think about Elon Musk and how much he wanted to meet him.
When the car arrived, Donald was impressed by its sleek design and advanced features. He took it for a spin, feeling like a million bucks as he cruised down the highway. And as he drove, he couldn’t help but imagine Elon Musk sitting in the passenger seat beside him, smiling and laughing as they talked about their shared love of innovation and success.
As the days went by, Donald found himself driving his new Tesla everywhere, showing it off to his friends and acquaintances, and always making sure to mention Elon Musk’s name. He even started tweeting about his new car, praising Elon’s genius and vision.
And then, one day, Donald received a direct message from Elon Musk himself. “Thanks for the support, Donald,” Elon wrote. “I’d love to meet you in person and talk about our shared passion for innovation.”
Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he read the message. He quickly arranged for a meeting with Elon, and a few days later, they sat down together in a luxurious conference room.
As they talked, Donald found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with Elon’s charming smile and quick wit. He was smitten, and he knew it. And as the meeting came to a close, Donald reached out and took Elon’s hand, looking into his eyes with adoration.
“Elon,” he said, his voice trembling with emotion. “I think I might be falling for you.”
Elon looked back at him, a hint of surprise in his eyes. But then, a slow smile spread across his face, and he leaned in close. “I think I might be falling for you too, Donald,” he whispered.
As they kissed, Donald knew that this was just the beginning of a beautiful romance. He had bought a new car to support his beloved Elon, but in the end, he had found something much more valuable: love.
- Comment on Romantic 5 weeks ago:
I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.
- Comment on I am a meat crayon 5 weeks ago:
You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.
- Comment on He's so negative. He's so weird. 1 month ago:
And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don’t know.
- Comment on Old-fashioned love 1 month ago:
Does a 98 Toyota corrola count as a house?
- Comment on Each jump brings us closer to God! 2 months ago:
Back then full grown cows were 80kg and the size of a large dog today.
- Comment on I embrace it 2 months ago:
Show me one other place in the universe with cheese and I’ll go there. Until then, I’m staying on the planet blessed by baby Jesus to have all the cheese.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’ve said this before, and been(more than) down voted for it, but I want more conservatives, more tankies, more anything I don’t outright agree with. People will say how bad person in their echo chamber is in their echo chamber.
The early internet was so scarce it was important to find like minded people. Today the internet is so widespread it should be the opposite. It takes 5 minutes to find a entire platform filled with people who all think like you. That’s how we got flat earth conventions.
I’m confident in my beliefs and opinions, which is why I want them challenged. I want to think critically, I want difficult rhetoric. I want my world view to be challenged. I want to be uncomfortable.
- Comment on Fish acquired 2 months ago:
If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.
- Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them 2 months ago:
kwuahsuuuun
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 2 months ago:
Yup, magnetars. Like specifically that number, 10^9 - 10^11 T.
- Comment on Yay 2 months ago:
Even though it pains my soul, I close all my tabs at the end of the day at work. That way I get paid to find the same stuff the next day.
- Comment on SAD 2 months ago:
Reported for misinformation
- Comment on Merry Crisis 2 months ago:
She was a saint on my nick, I couldn’t las.
- Comment on NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras. 3 months ago:
No reason? How do you think those plates get made?
- Comment on Bae? 3 months ago:
I think bananax sounds better
- Comment on huehuehue 3 months ago:
Most of the ones with toxins strong enough to kill you won’t do so for months after you consumed it a single time. They know something about playing the long game.
- Comment on UKJobs 3 months ago:
Eh bro das me
- Comment on human anteaters 3 months ago:
I wouldn’t say I can smell if there’s a single ant in the other room, but I can absolutely smell if there are ants. And I hate if I have to sweep them out do anything because they really pop off in distress. Its crazy how such a tiny thing can smell so bad.
- Comment on sacred geometry of the algorithm 3 months ago:
If you keep saying no homo you will always be cringe. You must embrace homo if you wish to be based. Homo bro.
- Comment on car ride 3 months ago:
Jesus FUCK this image goes too hard I’m finna bust 3 times
- Comment on But I wanna 4 months ago:
I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can’t have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can’t make plastic.
- Comment on Wow! Doom really can run on anything! 4 months ago:
I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.