GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No reason? How do you think those plates get made?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bae?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think bananax sounds better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huehuehue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the ones with toxins strong enough to kill you won’t do so for months after you consumed it a single time. They know something about playing the long game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UKJobs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh bro das me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say I can smell if there’s a single ant in the other room, but I can absolutely smell if there are ants. And I hate if I have to sweep them out do anything because they really pop off in distress. Its crazy how such a tiny thing can smell so bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sacred geometry of the algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you keep saying no homo you will always be cringe. You must embrace homo if you wish to be based. Homo bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨car ride⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus FUCK this image goes too hard I’m finna bust 3 times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't imagine being paid to act like I enjoy working in the office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I’ll watch 10 hours of YouTube and get paid enough to afford several days of… “pleasure”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I wanna⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can’t have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can’t make plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow! Doom really can run on anything!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow! Doom really can run on anything!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Called out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I’ll get my time and I’m going to enjoy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you even post that much⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporate greed is killing RuneScape. What do people play instead?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OSRS was in the $4 per month range for me when I played it when it wasn’t OS. I never got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this shitpost enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clipped it blud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  o7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to office perks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If there were hotdog water kcups I could fit in at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preference⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So ibuprofen and acetaminophen are weak ass pain killers that do all the damage or alcohol with none of the fun.

  As far as my ancestors were concerned I’m supposed to be drunk, chewing willow and maybe having a bit of opium for nap time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lolirl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL senator > daddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's good to be the King⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no, my beenis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm seein' double. Eight Links!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Noooooo, not the twink link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Engineering⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had a surprising amount of success just walking in/past security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get High Like Planes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The reel. I heard this a long time ago. I fish a lot now but only fresh water so I can only guess what the deal was. Could be just to reel them in fast since they pass so quick. Could also be used to raise a net quickly. But they were rod with I think chain saw engines.

  Now that I’m thinking about it, electric motorized reels are popular today for deep sea fishing. Maybe these were actually the 70s prototype to haul fish up 300m and catching flying fish is another story I’m mixing it up with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get High Like Planes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad told me some story about how people would catch flying fish with fishing poles that had little gas engines on them. This would be in the 70s on an large Atlantic island.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza! Pizza!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

  (jk I can’t afford crab rangoon)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I just stopped thinking