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adhesive tape to the buttocks

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Facts about this:

    1. Bags, with contents, were left on board the lower descent stages of the lunar modules. They remain on the moon to this day.

    2. There was at least one incident on Apollo 10 where feces escaped and was floating around the cabin.

    Part of the radio transcript:

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apollo 11 was the first moon landing, so if this transcript is really from Apollo 10 the bags of shit are still in the lunar module, which was jettisoned on the way back to Earth. According to Google it’s in a heliocentric orbit, “drifting aimlessly around the solar system.”

      Even more details: the abbreviations CMP, LMP and CDR in the transcript mean Command Module Pilot (John Young), Lunar Module Pilot (Gene Cernan), and Commander (Tom Stafford), all now deceased. Young and Cernan each returned to walk on the moon in Apollo 16 and 17.

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      • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I am well aware that Apollo 10 did not deliver shitbags to the moon.

        But 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17 did, if they defecated at all on the moon, leave it behind per checklist. There are 96 inventoried bags on the moon, but it is not recorded which, if any, are filled with what. It would have been easier to avoid on the earlier missions, which spent less time on the surface.

        At least one astronaut claims he avoided a bowel movement for the entire mission duration.

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The finger cot is there because zero G and dehydration commonly result in constipation.

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So… they must have trained in using the “finger cot” technique.

      “Sorry Biff, you’re a great mission candidate in all other respects, but your finger-cotting just isn’t… uh… cutting the mustard.”

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    • Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly what I came to the comments to find out. Thank you random stranger

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      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The best part of this feature is that it’s clearly a result of iterative design. So engineers were trying to solve constipation, and someone with a PhD was like “Well, you know what works for me…”

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      • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What is a cot though?

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually, it’s in there because shit doesn’t fall off your ass in 0G. It kinda curls out towards the back of left to dodo its own thing.

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      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        See this is the kind of shit I want to hear about in the documentaries.

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    • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So basically spooning the turd out? That’s the Corvette driving american heros I know and love 😘

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      • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How do they do it in your country?

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    • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it like force puking by poking the uvula but butt uvula

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I curse the day nature evolved eyes

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        you mean the prostate?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Stop using the bag, we haven’t even started the countdown.”

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Neil, it’s been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don’t even make these anymore except special order for you.”

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Sir, stop using the bag. You’re not even an astronaut. how did you even get into this building?”

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The finger cot is there because space is super fucking boring

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  • Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New fear unlocked, diarrhea in space.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Space-Lax 2 - Projectile Boogaloo

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  • Tungsten5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NASA really expects you to go man to man with a bag? Im willing to try it but I cant say that I am excited to

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where is the spatula hole?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    opens bag

    Smells like farts

    “Ew what the fuck?”

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      tenor.com/…/smell-smells-like-ass-look-up-gross-c…

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adhesive tape to the buttocks is exactly what got the Jock in Saturday morning detention.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    👆

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope the vomit bag and poop bag are properly labeled and kept apart from each other.

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    • somethingp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I assumed they’re not reusing bags, but I guess I’m not sure

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbf, not that different from an stoma bag

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  • RazzleDazzle@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mary roach did a whole segment on this in her book “packing for Mars”. I can highly recommend both the book and Mary as an author in general.

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