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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, okay. Good luck focusing when you’re interrupted by three square meals a day and a predictable bedtime

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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    not to mention all the anal sex

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stop making prison sound awesome 😩

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Go on.

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good news: In America, there are currently lots of opportunities to go to prison (not an American? It’s even easier!)

  Bad news: it’s not the kind of prison with gym and art.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Omg. As someone who’s done time… I get it.

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• youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With or without a monocle?

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• My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just learned a prison in my municipality has its inmates train dogs.

  I went looking for a sign up sheet. Found none :(

  What’s the softest way to earn a stint in prison?

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• piefood@feddit.online ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In the Bobiverse books, a guy uploads his brain into a computer. He then spends years flying accross space, because it takes years to get anywhere. I've often dreamed of having a few decades just to work on my fun personal projects, uninterrupted.

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It gets really old after 3-5 years and you really start to encounter the unspoken needs like social interaction and the purpose work brings to one’s life. The failures way pretty heavily; far more that you’re likely to expect. A lot of my best ideas and dreams for projects were unexpectedly tied to other chance circumstances that were not present when I had all the time in the world.

    Mind you, I am very physically limited, still fully mobile but I can’t hold upright posture to sit up or stand for more than an hour at a time. That has never changed in 11 years, but I am degrading and was slightly more physically capable years ago. I was super capable with my hands before things changed like, painting cars, building engines, high level fabrication, some machining, mig, stick, and tig welding etc. I had to learn new interests like electronics, programming, and 3d printing. Still I have had the unlimited time hack in life, largely in social isolation due to limitations. Lemmy is actually a substantial remedy to this very problem for me.

    Anyways, life is about the journey, not the destination, so don’t get too hung up on those dreams of unlimited time. Should you be unlucky enough to experience something like I have, you’ll likely miss what you have now and realize the richness of your present dynamic range of life experience.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a stay at home dad, I should have time to accomplish something, but I don’t. I just clean all day and chase kids around.

      Then I get insecure and have nightmares where my wife is telling me she’s moving out because she found someone else who has a good job.

      I plead with her, “I’m only doing this because you told me to! I’ll go work wherever. We’ve got it good. We’re happy. Why are you doing this? I would have never quit my job without you telling me to do just that, and this is what it gets me?”

      I really wish I could stop my brain from creating all of this stupid shit when I go to sleep. I at least wish I could sleep through it and forget about it.

      I at least know it’s just my insecurity and I don’t make it her problem. I had an ex who would dream I cheated or that I was leaving her and she’d be pissed at me for days haha. I was all, “look babe, I didn’t fuck her, you practically just seen a drawing that your brain made of me fucking her. You can’t hold that against me!” :p

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t forget he can also adjust his perception of the passing of time.

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro is locked in

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I get 40K figures, plastic cement, brushes, and paint in prison by any chance? If so, which ones?

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can, but you only get GW brand paints and bushes (at full price). No wet pallete either, have fun with the paint skin.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty sure it don’t work like that

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It do

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have unironically thought this of myself

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  • transMexicanCRTcowfart@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. I blame 80s TV montages.

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