Churbleyimyam

@Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting analogy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a guy in southwest England whose family didn’t leave the village for 9000 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just do them⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Most tasks only benefit you indirectly, so they are considered worthless by your lizard brain.

  Just get comfortable and have something to eat and you are golden. Maybe masturbate from time to time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Army successfully tests new drone-destroying laser⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It works by directing an intense beam of infra-red light in the form of energy

  “Of course Mr Manwairing”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegan drink Oatly can’t call itself ‘milk’, judges rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Feeling a bit insecure are you, dairy industry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huehuehue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a funny way to put animals off - they might have the most sublime, healing and fascinating time or a completely terrifying one but the fact remains that because it takes the best part of an hour to kick in they will probably still have no idea what caused it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another geography lesson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Autriche

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Russian President Medvedev buys 3.5-million-pound luxury yacht made in UK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve been laundering their money long enough - about time they spent some of it with us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call to fix palliative care before assisted dying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently it used to be more like that here in the past until a doctor called Harold Shipman helped loads of people die who didn’t actually want to die.

  It made a lot people uneasy about doctors administering lethal doses of painkillers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scalper economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sustenance for the spirit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Housebuilding in the UK Held Back by Pollution from Factory Farms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  According to this article:

  housing developments add to the problem with extra wastewater and sewage from new homes as well as run-off from construction sites.

  Pretty much everything people do is polluting now and wipes out the fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Housebuilding in the UK Held Back by Pollution from Factory Farms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So apparently the problem is that:

  housing developments add to the problem with extra wastewater and sewage from new homes as well as run-off from construction sites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Housebuilding in the UK Held Back by Pollution from Factory Farms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know and I’m aware of the massive damage that it does to our waters, I’m just not sure why it’s used as an excuse to not build houses in such areas. Does housing add to the problem of nitrates getting into the water or something? So many problems would go away if went organic and banned all fossil fuel derivatives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Housebuilding in the UK Held Back by Pollution from Factory Farms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the issue with building houses where there are high nitrogen levels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOSS Strengthens Me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it doesn’t work out, the 3a will still run CalyxOS, Ubuntu Touch and Droidian. Good choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sort of diet that makes you overweight or obese causes loads of other problems. This might keep people out of the doctors in the morning for weight problems but they’ll be there after lunch for heart disease or cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Idiopathic obesity”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is it true?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is brilliant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im flyinf to the USA from england⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck not getting shot mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nine in ten honey samples from UK retailers fail authenticity test⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently that’s why there is no organic honey produced in the UK. You need to be a certain distance away from land that is sprayed with chemicals to get organic certification for your honey and nowhere in the UK is that far away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet ...well maybe not that surprised⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Ghandi and his followers understood this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy rn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “The desire for power should automatically exclude you from having any.” Billy Connelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop Wasting Pumpkins!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man that is dark!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop Wasting Pumpkins!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were travelling abroad and needed a place to sleep for the night. They stopped at a farm and asked the farmer if they could sleep there. The farmer said “Yes, you can. But all of you must promise not to have sex with my beautiful daughter.” They all solemnly agreed and were shown to their room for the night.

  One by one though, each of them was overcome by temptation and sneaked down the hall to farmer’s daughter’s bedroom to have their wicked way with her.

  I’m the morning they came downstairs and were greeted by the farmer. “Good morning!” he said, “I hope you all slept well. Take a basket each and go out and pick something from my farm to eat for breakfast”. Being very hungry from their travels they all eagerly went out to look for their favourite food.

  The first to return was the Englishman. The farmer was waiting for him - with a loaded shotgun. “I know what you did last night!” shouted the farmer, pointing his gun at the Englishman. The Englishman threw his hands up in the air, dropping the basket of strawberries he’d picked for breakfast. “Bend over and put those strawberries up your arse and let that be a lesson to you!” The Englishman did as he was told and pushed the strawberries up his bum. Seeing that the farmer was satisfied the Englishman ran out the door and off into the distance.

  Next to return was the Scotsman. “What did you pick for breakfast young man?” asked the farmer. “I picked carrots” answered the Scotsman. “Well put them up your arse you dirty bastard!” screamed the farmer, pulling out the shotgun “I know what you did last night!” “Please dont shoot me sir!” Cried the Scotsman, as he painfully pushed each of the carrots up his bum before making a break for it and running out of the house.

  Last to return was the Irishman, carrying his basket on his back. “You dirty lying son of a bitch!” screamed the farmer “You had sex with my daughter last night!” “Now tell me what you picked for breakfast.”

  The Irishman heaved his basket onto the floor with a thud.

  They both looked down at its contents.

  “I picked a pumpkin sir.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britons are dying in a blizzard of cheap cocaine. Why is so little being done to save them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet! I might get back into it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you even post that much⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tap on the screen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely one for dadjokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grind or something⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Junkies and crackheads were the true pioneers of hustle culture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House spiders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cavespider sounds hardcore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't let go of my addiction 😔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever did this is an absolute legend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rizztastic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

  Now I’m a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.