A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.
🤙 hang ten 🤙
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ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal’s upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️
mkwt@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Tri bikes usually have clip-in pedals so humans can do this too.
Asafum@feddit.nl 5 days ago
very few whales, not 0. That’s something I want to see!
Trabic@lemm.ee [bot] 5 days ago
Not that few.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Kickflip ≠ Backflip ≠ Peanut flip
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
They would just rather not
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 days ago
Wouldn’t they do flipper-flips instead?
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The inventor of the trick was human, so the name stuck.
boonhet@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It only says most can’t - but we’ll never be able to prove that such a whale does not exist at all.
smeg@feddit.uk 4 days ago
Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health
Altrex@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Find your kickflip.
owl@infosec.pub 4 days ago
I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s true, I can’t even put away a million krill before I start feeling full.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Bro… if you’re not downing at least 10M krill per day, the Kraken wins.
Una@europe.pub 5 days ago
I can drink hydrochloric acid without dyeing
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Watch out, that stuff can die your clothes.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 days ago
All clothes dead, even the little socks
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I had my first class on heterogeneity in the classroom today and the teacher would have loved this tweet
grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Why not share it with teacher?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’d have to wait two weeks, because she doesn’t check her email, but I already bookmarked it
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 5 days ago
I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle