🤙 hang ten 🤙

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.

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  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal’s upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️

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    • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tri bikes usually have clip-in pedals so humans can do this too.

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  very few whales, not 0. That’s something I want to see!

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  • Trabic@lemm.ee [bot] ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not that few.

    youtube.com/shorts/h3Qf31SjY2A

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kickflip ≠ Backflip ≠ Peanut flip

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• _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They would just rather not

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t they do flipper-flips instead?

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    • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The inventor of the trick was human, so the name stuck.

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does one need feet to kick?

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It only says most can’t - but we’ll never be able to prove that such a whale does not exist at all.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health

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  • Altrex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Find your kickflip.

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s true, I can’t even put away a million krill before I start feeling full.

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bro… if you’re not downing at least 10M krill per day, the Kraken wins.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can drink hydrochloric acid without dyeing

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Watch out, that stuff can die your clothes.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All clothes dead, even the little socks

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had my first class on heterogeneity in the classroom today and the teacher would have loved this tweet

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  • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not share it with teacher?

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d have to wait two weeks, because she doesn’t check her email, but I already bookmarked it

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