What’s the difference between Hollywood’s superhero franchises and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after ten years
Submitted 6 months ago by Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to videos@lemmy.world
What’s the difference between Hollywood’s superhero franchises and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after ten years
I smiled to myself before entering the thread and seeing one comment and thought “I bet it’s someone shitting on it”.
If you had gone back in time to when I was a kid and told me one day we’d get a Deadpool/Wolverine movie, I would have been so damn happy. And here we are, it’s here, and people be hating.
Just don’t go watch it, we don’t want to hear it. And they keep milking the cow cause it keeps producing milk. This movie above all recent superhero movies is the most likely to rake in the dough.
I think this might be meaningless but i just wanted to say that i am actually happy for it and i am looking forward to it. I have superhero burnout, but not for this one.
Yeah so the reason you stop is because the cow’s milk production lowers with time so you’re better getting rid of it and getting another cow, it’s not out of kindness.
Though I think the “get another cow” in this analogy would be finding a new franchise to milk. Which knowing how Star Wars is turning out…yeah…
Superhero franchises are also running out of milk.
Miss me with more capeshit.
Logan was the perfect sendoff for Hugh Jackman in this role. Such a weird decision.
Also ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler how did he come back from the dead? :::
Here’s hoping not seeing infinity war and beyond isn’t confusing for this one. Looks like Dr Strange portals are included, so who tf knows lol.
Never really understood the complaints about this tbh. Any time there’s relevant info from another movie or show, they summarize it, or it’s not necessary to enjoy the work on its own.
Like, Ms. Marvel has a magic bracelet and Photon is upset that Capt. Marvel disappeared for her whole life. That’s enough to go on and just enjoy the movie. If you want more detail, watch a YouTube video later, or just watch the series later 🤷
The comics have been operating this way for 100 years. If you want to start reading Batman, you don’t have to start with Detective Comics #1.
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I can’t watch the trailer atm, but I am going to guess that there’s wisecracking in this movie.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 months ago
I’ll go out on a limb and say there might even some fourth wall breaking involved.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It wouldn’t shock me if there was some Deadpool/Wolverine foreplay involved as well. Might even devolve into just Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman looking longingly into each other’s eyes.