billwashere
@billwashere@lemmy.world
- Comment on For that special someone on Valentine's Day 2 days ago:
Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
55 here. Nope hasn’t started yet.
I still laugh at farts, play video games, and have toys. The toys are just way more expensive now.
- Comment on A succulent meal 2 days ago:
Ummmm…. story time?
- Comment on Project Windless - Reveal Trailer | PS5 Games 3 days ago:
I feel like a should make a big cock joke…
- Comment on Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face 6 days ago:
I am of the opinion that any project that uses Discord for support, I just immediately ignore.
- Comment on So how would you handle this? 1 week ago:
I was thinking an electric fence energizer.
- Comment on This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa 2 weeks ago:
It’s so nice to see a kid being respectful and trying to understand a different culture. Makes me realize the whole world isn’t shit.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 2 weeks ago:
It’s because they can barely pay rent.
- Comment on Before social media/internet/cell phones/landlines/payphones; how would 2 friends living across the same city arrange in person meetings and stay in touch? 2 weeks ago:
The further back you go, the more likely your guests were going to want to live with you for a while.
As an introvert this might as well be a horror movie.
- Comment on Before social media/internet/cell phones/landlines/payphones; how would 2 friends living across the same city arrange in person meetings and stay in touch? 2 weeks ago:
This mental image just made me chuckle. 🤭
- Comment on Lobster feast 2 weeks ago:
This is a war crime. A very very funny war crime.
- Comment on But think of the landlords! 3 weeks ago:
More like capitalist architecture…
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 4 weeks ago:
Don’t let corporations own single family homes. Drastically increase the tax rate for more than 3 houses by any single person. A landlords income is not producing anything useful, it’s stealing income from people actually providing society with something useful.
- Comment on ChocChoc 4 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure that one pose he did on purpose 🤣
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
My wife would absolutely do this.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 4 weeks ago:
Well it could be worse. You could wake up and actually be in the US.
- Comment on Caw caw 5 weeks ago:
When you wake up in a pool of blood because your girl accidentally ran her toes down your leg in the middle of the night.
I put this in the same category as women who grow nails so long they can barely wipe their own ass.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 5 weeks ago:
I see you are not hindered by the restrictions of logic.
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 1 month ago:
I get so irritated seeing that bottom panel of uselessness. And it’s always so exaggerated… first couple of times I thought it might be some commentary or a conversation. Now I wish there was a thumbs up, thumbs down, and punch in the face. I’d chose the later.
- Comment on Lol, lmao even. 1 month ago:
Work in Academia … I’m not sure this is a high bar.
- Comment on Anyone in tech confirm? 2 months ago:
In IT for over 30 years… 💯 %
- Comment on Powerbar 2 months ago:
Looks more like a Payday to me.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 2 months ago:
I had one of the first hdtvs. Well it was HDTV Ready I think it was marketed as. It was essentially just a 36in 800x600 crt monitor. Had to pair it with a special directv receiver. I think it was a RCA MM36110 and the damn thing weighed nearly 200 lbs. Needless to say I’m pretty sure I left in the house I sold because it was just too damn heavy. I have a 55inch TV that feels like a toy compared to it.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset 2 months ago:
I remember this movie…. Bruce Willis right?
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset 2 months ago:
Well shit….
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 months ago:
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 months ago:
Same. Depends on the weather.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Thank you for using ACME Towing…
- Comment on Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse 2 months ago:
I would have absolutely soiled myself.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Most of the people I work with were my friends long before. My boss and my grand-boss I’ve know for 30 plus years. I also have several other friends I work with that I hang out with occasionally outside of work. I do have other friends but they were originally part of that same group I’ve known for 30+ years.