TotalFat
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- Comment on Stars 1 week ago:
Looks like it’s holding a bag baby. Awwww!
- Comment on Hey, smoothbrain! 1 week ago:
If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 2 weeks ago:
Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!
- Comment on Being an already decided voter in a swing state is swell 3 weeks ago:
Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?
- Comment on #notaseagull 3 weeks ago:
Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.
- Comment on How do I get my clothes to smell like I just bought them at the store? 4 weeks ago:
Anyone else read this in Tuvok’s voice?
- Comment on Halloween Botany 5 weeks ago:
Sometimes you feel like a peanut is not a nut!
Sometimes you don’t!
- Comment on Anon has a plan 5 weeks ago:
I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
- Comment on 50% survival rate 5 weeks ago:
So mathematicians and scientists cannot be normal people?
- Comment on Comparative anatomy 1 month ago:
Maybe they tucked their huge heads and rolled around like rollerrats. Except huge.
- Comment on What? 1 month ago:
A sphincter says, “what?”
- Comment on The Signal 1 month ago:
That should be the title as well
- Comment on bwird of paradise 1 month ago:
Are you suggesting it be renamed “Hitchcock’s The Birds, of Paradise”?
- Comment on YouTube diluting my recommended videos feed with AI-generated “music” that pretends to be made by an actual artist 1 month ago:
Surfers say tubular, strippers say titular.
- Comment on Rose Finch 1 month ago:
Rhinocedog
- Comment on Ok, sleep well now. 4 months ago:
She’s so hot right now
- Comment on My laptop hinge just ripped its screws right out. 4 months ago:
Actually if you want a serious answer, I usually try to apply force as close to the hinge as possible when opening and closing the lid. This way the full length of the screen isn’t acting as a lever multiplying the force on the relatively short span of the hinge mounting bracket.
I definitely agree this is too common a problem not to be by design.
- Comment on My laptop hinge just ripped its screws right out. 4 months ago:
Let the hate flow through you!
- Comment on Socrates 5 months ago:
The stir fry ones are badass!
- Comment on Prognosis: back pain and general grouchiness 5 months ago:
It was the first one, Alien, for me. I was maybe four. Nightmares didn’t stop until my late twenties, but it’s my favorite movie now. No movies scared me after that!
- Comment on Endangered Species 5 months ago:
Cover the body with quicklime before burying…
- Comment on Riding in style 5 months ago:
I used to hit the TX state police auctions pretty often. I really liked the 9C1 Caprice basically the car the 1994-1996 Impala was based on. A little bit Cadillac, a little bit Camaro. Iron block and heads version of the LT1 improved reliability/durability. Could take speed bumps at 70 mph without flinching and was a phenomenal highway car especially for TX. Highway Patrol (DPS) cars are issued to specific troopers and not whored out to the whole department on a 24 hour rotation, so they are generally much better looked after.
Anyway I happened to hit one auction that was unique. Before, they put a really crappy paint job on to cover up the black and white paint scheme. After, they cheaped out and just spray painted white squigglies all over the car. I picked up a nice 1995 still black and white 9C1 for $2600.
Rocketing between Houston and Austin at over 100 mph, cars would move over to let me pass. Cops on the other side heading the other way would wave instead of pulling me over. On the rare occasion I did get pulled over, the registration showed previous owner as DPS since I bought directly from them myself. So I always got off with a warning.
Man I miss that car. They quit making them so they could make more SUVs…
Also the DPS Mustangs were stick shift so of course I grabbed one of those too!
- Comment on Never Forget 6 months ago:
If any country’s government spied on its own people as much as big business does in America, people would flip out. But in America, big business really is the government.
We are so fucked…
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 6 months ago:
Makes me think of an Ikv 65.
- Comment on True Love 6 months ago:
If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.
- Comment on [OC] I (For real) remastered all of Starcraft's Terran themes. What game music should I remaster next? 6 months ago:
Ultima III and/or Alternate Reality: The City, based on the C64 versions.
- Comment on The joy of finding an interesting gap in the literature 7 months ago:
Also male obstetricians!
- Comment on Just thinking about what to cook 8 months ago:
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
- Comment on Not the most auspicious start of a new year 10 months ago:
Looks more like a CD burner…