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- Comment on Anon is an engineer 2 weeks ago:
…said the mouse in the maze.
How about climbing over those walls, up the leg of the biggest scientist, enter through the eye socket, and hollow out that skull. That’s all the validation anyone needs. Yum!
- Comment on what's the best way to react if a guy stares at you like he wants to have sex with you when you're doing yoga? 3 weeks ago:
If it’s typically sunny where you yoga, wear a mirror ball bodysuit. Anyone that stares will get an eye full of glorious sunbeams.
Alternatively, get a big, well-trained dog. The kind that will orbit you closely without a leash.
- Comment on Stars 5 weeks ago:
Looks like it’s holding a bag baby. Awwww!
- Comment on Hey, smoothbrain! 5 weeks ago:
If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 1 month ago:
Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!
- Comment on Being an already decided voter in a swing state is swell 1 month ago:
Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?
- Comment on #notaseagull 1 month ago:
Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?
- Comment on Honey 1 month ago:
Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.
- Comment on How do I get my clothes to smell like I just bought them at the store? 2 months ago:
Anyone else read this in Tuvok’s voice?
- Comment on Halloween Botany 2 months ago:
Sometimes you feel like a peanut is not a nut!
Sometimes you don’t!
- Comment on Anon has a plan 2 months ago:
I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
- Comment on 50% survival rate 2 months ago:
So mathematicians and scientists cannot be normal people?
- Comment on Comparative anatomy 2 months ago:
Maybe they tucked their huge heads and rolled around like rollerrats. Except huge.
- Comment on What? 2 months ago:
A sphincter says, “what?”
- Comment on The Signal 2 months ago:
That should be the title as well
- Comment on bwird of paradise 2 months ago:
Are you suggesting it be renamed “Hitchcock’s The Birds, of Paradise”?
- Comment on YouTube diluting my recommended videos feed with AI-generated “music” that pretends to be made by an actual artist 2 months ago:
Surfers say tubular, strippers say titular.
- Comment on Rose Finch 2 months ago:
Rhinocedog
- Comment on Ok, sleep well now. 5 months ago:
She’s so hot right now
- Comment on My laptop hinge just ripped its screws right out. 5 months ago:
Actually if you want a serious answer, I usually try to apply force as close to the hinge as possible when opening and closing the lid. This way the full length of the screen isn’t acting as a lever multiplying the force on the relatively short span of the hinge mounting bracket.
I definitely agree this is too common a problem not to be by design.
- Comment on My laptop hinge just ripped its screws right out. 5 months ago:
Let the hate flow through you!
- Comment on Socrates 6 months ago:
The stir fry ones are badass!
- Comment on Prognosis: back pain and general grouchiness 6 months ago:
It was the first one, Alien, for me. I was maybe four. Nightmares didn’t stop until my late twenties, but it’s my favorite movie now. No movies scared me after that!
- Comment on Endangered Species 6 months ago:
Cover the body with quicklime before burying…
- Comment on Riding in style 6 months ago:
I used to hit the TX state police auctions pretty often. I really liked the 9C1 Caprice basically the car the 1994-1996 Impala was based on. A little bit Cadillac, a little bit Camaro. Iron block and heads version of the LT1 improved reliability/durability. Could take speed bumps at 70 mph without flinching and was a phenomenal highway car especially for TX. Highway Patrol (DPS) cars are issued to specific troopers and not whored out to the whole department on a 24 hour rotation, so they are generally much better looked after.
Anyway I happened to hit one auction that was unique. Before, they put a really crappy paint job on to cover up the black and white paint scheme. After, they cheaped out and just spray painted white squigglies all over the car. I picked up a nice 1995 still black and white 9C1 for $2600.
Rocketing between Houston and Austin at over 100 mph, cars would move over to let me pass. Cops on the other side heading the other way would wave instead of pulling me over. On the rare occasion I did get pulled over, the registration showed previous owner as DPS since I bought directly from them myself. So I always got off with a warning.
Man I miss that car. They quit making them so they could make more SUVs…
Also the DPS Mustangs were stick shift so of course I grabbed one of those too!
- Comment on Never Forget 7 months ago:
If any country’s government spied on its own people as much as big business does in America, people would flip out. But in America, big business really is the government.
We are so fucked…
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 7 months ago:
Makes me think of an Ikv 65.
- Comment on True Love 7 months ago:
If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.
- Comment on [OC] I (For real) remastered all of Starcraft's Terran themes. What game music should I remaster next? 7 months ago:
Ultima III and/or Alternate Reality: The City, based on the C64 versions.
- Comment on The joy of finding an interesting gap in the literature 8 months ago:
Also male obstetricians!