Are you telling me your fairytale wedding does not include doves hacking out the eyes of your stepsister or your stepmother dancing to her death in shoes of red hot iron? Boooring.
Ok, sleep well now.
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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ValiantDust@feddit.de 11 months ago
sasquash@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Miau! Mio! Miau! Mio! Wo sind die armen Eltern wo?
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Most old fairy tales originally had endings like this.
norimee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love, that the meme used the actual picture of a German fairytale.
Its called “The Dreadful Story Of Pauline And The Matches” - “Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug”
… But Pauline would not take advice, She lit a match, it was so nice! It crackled so, it burned so clear,– Exactly like the picture here. She jumped for joy and ran about, And was too pleased to put it out. …
Now see! oh, see! a dreadful thing! The fire has caught her apron string: Her apron burns, her arms, her hair; She burns all over, everywhere. …
Pauline was burnt with all her clothes, And arms and hands, and eyes and nose; Till she had nothing more to lose Except her little scarlet shoes; And nothing else but these was found Among her ashes on the ground. And when the good cats sat beside The smoking ashes, how they cried, “Me-ow, me-o! Me-ow, me-oo! What will Mamma and Nursey do?” Their tears ran down their cheeks so fast They made a little pond at last.
GodIsNull@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
It really makes the kids better people. I mean, look at us Germans, we’ve never done anything wrong…
suction@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think nowadays the audience of German fairy tales is 97% American meme kids
SternburgExport@feddit.de 11 months ago
My god I had a book with fairy tales as a kid with this exact image in it. It was called „Der Struwwelpeter“
AAA@feddit.org 11 months ago
Me too. Easily recognizable.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Worse still, your fairytale has a Polish (The Witcher monsters) middle and a Danish (HC Andersen’s The Ugly Duckling) beginning.
TotalFat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She’s so hot right now
MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Paulinchen war allein Zuhaus, ihre Eltern waren beide aus,
oh, how do I live it!
downpunxx@fedia.io 11 months ago
we been knew ~ jews
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
My favourite German fairy tale has to be this one.
The harrowing morality tale, teaching you that you better stay in your lane, peasant, especially if you are a Bratwurst!
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lmfao the dog said the sausage was… carrying forged letters? Wtf lol
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Dog was working for the Prussian secret police, smh fr fr
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And the bird was just like yeah sure that seems like a thing sausage would do.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
That must be some political analogy, with the forged letters.
skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 11 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My mom was not the BEST cook in the world…
Menjoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, that was grimm… I’ll see myself out.