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- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 5 months ago:
yes, moved here almost 2 years ago
- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 5 months ago:
Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…
- Comment on Ive bought two 5 months ago:
Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.
- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 5 months ago:
Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.
Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.
- Comment on hangin with the homies 5 months ago:
floating in the air
Oh good, I thought that was something else. Like, you know, hangman?
- Comment on Hellooooo! 5 months ago:
Do I look high?
- Comment on Slimy little weasel caption contest 5 months ago:
The man, the myth, the legend. The one that beats Apple „Geniuses“ at repairing Macs while drinking Jägermeister.
- Comment on Real 5 months ago:
And it will use as much energy as everything else in the house combined.
- Comment on Don't. 5 months ago:
Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.
- Comment on Ok, sleep well now. 5 months ago:
My god I had a book with fairy tales as a kid with this exact image in it. It was called „Der Struwwelpeter“
- Comment on Sevens 5 months ago:
sieben
- Comment on Ironing 5 months ago:
Yes?
- Comment on Thou'st see-eth me rolleth, thou'st hateth 6 months ago:
me after listening to amish paradise
- Comment on Waste not 6 months ago:
yesterdays unfinished beer is todays breakfast
- Comment on It's unsustainable 6 months ago:
make mountain bikes instead
- Comment on O Guard of the Sky, what is your Wisdom? 6 months ago:
Imagine standing there in disbelief of what you‘re witnessing and when you ask him he‘s just like: „The fuck you want?“
- Comment on Too soon? 6 months ago:
Where is the 9/11 escape room?
- Comment on I'm taking this Breaking Bad role-playing to strange new places 7 months ago:
This is art in it‘s purest form
- Comment on Literally bad 7 months ago:
You got the wrong animal. I have two bunnies that just get excited when I get out of bed in the morning.
- Comment on Discovering what this man has done has ruined my day 7 months ago:
Looking at current AfD votes that whole learning from mistakes thing didn’t work out that well.
- Comment on Now, if it was a Pixel... 7 months ago:
try selling a locked iPhone
- Comment on What is your favourite game console? 7 months ago:
PS2 for sure. So many great games that made my childhood and its easy to mod and repair.
SNES is close second. Was lucky enough that I got one growing up (it was 10 year old console at that point) and the 16 bit graphics and the music always take me back.
- Comment on The Canadian mind is malding 8 months ago:
Needs more construction
- Comment on Not my forte 8 months ago:
me heading down trails on my mountainbike that look “rideable“
- Comment on Failed drug test 8 months ago:
get a different plug
- Comment on The Goonbus !!! 8 months ago:
Be goon thot
- Comment on joad 8 months ago:
You mean above average?
- Comment on Shit post 8 months ago:
Oh no
- Comment on Shit post 8 months ago:
ssself
- Comment on Yep, defintely not a bad person 8 months ago:
I drink a lot. Mostly to forget.
But sometimes I drink so much, I don’t remember what I was trying to forget.
Now I remember.
I need a drink.
jokes aside please don’t let this shit be real