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The Signal
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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bulwark@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 months ago
anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 months ago
reincarnation + carcinisation
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For reference, just in case you’re actually a crab and have been living under a rock: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Meanwhile the crabs on earth: “yo wtf??”
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Who is “us”? You got a crab in your pocket?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Kurgan would be a solid choice.
OpenStars@discuss.online 8 months ago
Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you sure it wasn’t “Are you horses yet”?
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?
SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
So I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like “Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?”…and then hit the line “Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help.”
…wtf?
Of course now I have to watch it
expr@programming.dev 8 months ago
A synopsis for a great fucking movie.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Now that’s how a short story is written!
immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 months ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Taste like crab
Talk like people
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Crab do evolve fairly often.
davidgro@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It’s not easy, but it should be doable. See also www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Let’s remake StarTrek 4, The Journey Home…but with crabs!
TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That should be the title as well
satanmat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We have an over abundance of drawn butter.
refalo@programming.dev 8 months ago
Alternate plot line for the movie Contact
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 8 months ago
RBWells@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Neal Asher’s space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!
IronSightOS@lemmy.world 8 months ago
frauddogg@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Why is it always crabs
OpenStars@discuss.online 8 months ago
You uh… probably want to get that looked at then? :-P
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Even.our STDs have carcinized.
frauddogg@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maryland responds, “but wait! Where are you?”
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
War of the worlds?
iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 8 months ago
I was recalling that Wells’ “The Time Machine” has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end…!
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 months ago
Me too, but as a reference in one of Andy Griffith`s books that I forgot its name in english.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
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applebusch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.