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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • applebusch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.

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  • bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speak for your self. Image

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?

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      • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        reincarnation + carcinisation

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For reference, just in case you’re actually a crab and have been living under a rock: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

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  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Meanwhile the crabs on earth: “yo wtf??”

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Throw radios in the ocean?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which crabs do we choose to represent us?

      Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?

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      • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Who is “us”? You got a crab in your pocket?

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      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The Kurgan would be a solid choice.

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:

    man fighting off crabs

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ded-a-chek?

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      • Mannimarco@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dad-a-chum?

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  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you sure it wasn’t “Are you horses yet”?

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorry_to_Bother_You

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    • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?

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      • SlippiHUD@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like “Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?”…and then hit the line “Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help.”

        …wtf?

        Of course now I have to watch it

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      • expr@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A synopsis for a great fucking movie.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now that’s how a short story is written!

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  • immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Taste like crab

      Talk like people

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crab do evolve fairly often.

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could happen any time.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It’s not easy, but it should be doable. See also www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s remake StarTrek 4, The Journey Home…but with crabs!

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    • TotalFat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That should be the title as well

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  • satanmat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We have an over abundance of drawn butter.

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  • refalo@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternate plot line for the movie Contact

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  • TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.

    Note: You do not want Prador.

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    • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neal Asher’s space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!

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  • IronSightOS@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    etc.usf.edu/lit2go/24/…/chapter-11/

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  • frauddogg@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is it always crabs

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You uh… probably want to get that looked at then? :-P

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      • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Even.our STDs have carcinized.

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      • frauddogg@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i-cant

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maryland responds, “but wait! Where are you?”

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  • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    War of the worlds?

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    • iamdisappoint@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was recalling that Wells’ “The Time Machine” has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end…!

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      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Me too, but as a reference in one of Andy Griffith`s books that I forgot its name in english.

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