TrenchcoatFullofBats

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The torque better not be too strong with this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Preventing cam-out with a Phillips screw is like learning the ways of the Force. It takes patience and skill, something the Empire’s rigid Torx would never understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …in their cabins, into piles of money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! My patriotic merkin startup plans are ruined! I guess 'MericaMerkins was never meant to be…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to impress the honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a book series called Micro Adventures that featured a kid named Orion who used a TRS-80. There were BASIC programs in the books that you could run if you had a TRS-80.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Signal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.

  Note: You do not want Prador.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A children's classic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  See Dick run. See Jane run. See Sally run. See Spot run.

  See Dick run with scissors. See Jane run with scissors. See Sally run with scissors. See Spot run with scissors.

  Spot is a good dog.

  Spot runs in front of Jane. See Jane trip. See Jane fall. See Jane fall on her own scissors.

  Oh no, Jane!

  See Dick trip over Jane. See Dick fall. See Dick fall on his own scissors.

  Oh no, Dick!

  See Sally trip over Dick. See Sally fall. See Sally fall on her own scissors.

  Oh no, Sally!

  See Spot panic. See Spot stab Dick. See Spot stab Dick 13 times.

  Oh no, Spot!

  Spot is a bad dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Describe your code to ChatGPT 3.5, let it recreate what it thinks your code does and then upload it as a question on Stack Overflow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll never not want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Remy was avocado toast for Halloween

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just can't find common ground⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Tried to claim Dokdo West

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are family⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ted Cruz press office getting real weird lately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to tip your gas station⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That is some truly malicious compliance on what is clearly a sticker

  Translation: ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠊⠎ ⠎⠕⠍⠑ ⠞⠗⠥⠇⠽ ⠍⠁⠇⠊⠉⠊⠕⠥⠎ ⠉⠕⠍⠏⠇⠊⠁⠝⠉⠑ ⠕⠝ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠊⠎ ⠉⠇⠑⠁⠗⠇⠽ ⠁ ⠎⠞⠊⠉⠅⠑⠗

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ferment your pears, you get something that mimics cider!

  You’ll know it was a mimic if it turns into a coffee cup halfway down your throat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bundle up out there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, oral support is the best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate Turkey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Turkey: The Tommy Tuberville of NATO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone drink instant coffee anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can make a very nice (and strong) Dalgona with Cafe Bustelo instant coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Community for helping people identify music?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like it’s from The Hunt for Red October

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching ads while grandma is choking on a fish bone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad level: 100⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Could I see the hat wobble?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Godzilla in a 1930s screwball comedy starring Bette Davis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wassamata U

  That’s in Freedonia, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmm. Tuna Dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  …but why is there butter on those tuna weiners?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now everyone must pay for someone else's vandalism.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Un-dean-iable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN | Rotten Tomatoes Under Fire After PR Firm's Scheme to Pay Critics for Positive Reviews Uncovered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  conservatives and older generations who tend to rate based on their fragile feelings

  “Woke” doesn’t mean what you think it means, JesusLittleKidLover88, and it certainly doesn’t apply to Crank 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would the internet be significantly faster if there wasn't so much farming of metadata / cookies?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And install the NoScript extension and see exactly how many additional companies are getting your data when you just want to learn 15 fascinating facts about frogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the current "favorite" show?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s definitely different, but definitely good, and I say that as a Pratchett superfan.

  Neil did a really good job, and I think Tennant and Sheen’s chemistry is even better this time around, which I did not think was possible.

  Also, Rob Wilkins, Pratchett’s assistant and “curator” of his legacy is an executive producer.

  You should watch it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the current "favorite" show?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The creator of the show was also the co-showrunner for season 1. Season 2 only had the other, non-creator showrunner, who apparently said in an interview that she wanted season 2 to be “less Bladerunner”, more “Chronicles of Riddick”.

  I think that explains what happened pretty succinctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a good torque wrench to get?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Gedore TORCOFIX wrenches are excellent, but a bit spendy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem’ Review: Seth Rogen’s Spin on Beloved Franchise Is a Rowdy Good Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Live action “Snorks” movie coming in 2027

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would George Lucas say about the Hollywood strikes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.