This is a crime against nature and god and decency, and mosquitos are probably the only place I’d be absolutely, completely for it.
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jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
There are probably a few handfuls of other parasites that would count too.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Fucking bedbugs!
amzd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Animal farming is a crime against nature, god and decency and we’re completely for that too, don’t forget
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I know it’s not that deep but if you type a whole ass paragraph in all caps I want to beat you with a shoe.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 months ago
what about all lowercase? is that fine to you? do you just want to easily ignore me? am i small potatoes to you?
qarbone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
nah, ricky, you’re no potatoes at all. 🔫
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I KNOW. It’s like PICK your BATTLES people
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 months ago
- ticks, too
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Most dangerous animal in our forests
Hule@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t the blood only needed for procreation?
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes, (some, not all) female mosquitoes drink blood for the protein, which they need for egg production. Their actual diet is nectar.
cuck4mai@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
I mean, I hate mosquitoes as much as the next guy, but that sounds like a great way to destroy whole ecosystems that rely on mosquitoes as a food source.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But keep in mind there are a lot of invasive populations of mosquitoes and some of them are disease carrying species. Since they’re invasive, by definition they’re not vital to the natural ecosystem and those populations could be safely wiped out.
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Of all the creatures big and small we’ve driven extinct, mosquitoes will not likely be the one that breaks the camel’s back.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude. This could be argued as a form of evolution. We simply engineered them out as a threat. GG get gud scrub, see you in 3 million years when you have your own AI generated bioengineering.
exasperation@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude
Homo sapien: am I a joke to you?
nyctre@lemmy.world 11 months ago
According to google, yeah. Mosquito-borne diseases are responsible for 52 billion deaths. I was extremely surprised myself.
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m pretty sure over history mosquitoes have killed far more people than people have.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Up next on Info Wars: “They’re turning the mosquitoes gay!”
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds more like they are turning them trans than gay. So like a test run of the leftist plan for Republicans. Oh wait, are we allowed to talk about this outside of the secret meetings yet?
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ha ha! He’s just joking 😁 !
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Which is actually what happened to the frogs
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I think you’re asking for a kind of nuance that most Info Warriors are unable to provide.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
The gay frogs wereore trans than gay too, so the impersonation is spot on.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tbh I wouldn’t be sad if we genetically modified mosquitoes to breed them out of existence like we’ve done with screw worm.
Yokozuna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My only problem with it is the fact that you’re taking a major insect class out of the ecosystem and later on down the line it might have serious implications. There will never be enough research on the effects of it until it’s too late to reverse. I hate mosquitoes (I live in Southern L.A.) but I don’t think this is the answer.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 months ago
I think there was a campaign in china in the mid 20th century that tried to exterminate a bunch of pests like this and it lead to catastrophic famines or something.
“The Four Evils Campaign” I think it was called.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think it’s a genius solution to the explicity problem, but a terrible solution in a larger scope. There are many animals that feed on mosquitos, and they would suffer from massive decreases in mosquito population. This includes birds, frogs, bats, fish, and other insects (many aquatic animals eat mosquito larvae). I would hate to see a cascading reduction in animal populations as a result of these tactics.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I get the concern, and it’s a good concern to have when you’re talking about what would be such a huge shift in so many ecosystems…
…buuuuuut…
I have to believe this change would happen slowly… mosquitoes wouldn’t just go extinct over a holiday weekend. It’d take years, if not decades, of dedication to the eradication strategy and even then, certain populations may prove immune to the best efforts of science.
That being said, even if it did execute as planned, I feel like the gradual decline of the mosquito would coincide with a gradual increase in other invertebrate species that would fill that niche. So as mosquito populations slowly declined in a local pond or creek, you’d see things like say chironomids (midges) thriving with the reduced competition for habitat, and the fish that ate mosquito larvae replacing that part of their diet with more midges.
Not saying there couldn’t be other complications, but I don’t think we’d see results fast enough that we’d end up with a broken link of the food chain leading to ecosystem collapse.
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
The Aedes Aegypt can go fuck itself with all the diseases it spreads to us. Also, anywhere where it showed up as an unwanted guest, like all Americas, nature will just roll back 3 centuries or so.
mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
- What screw worm??
- Exactly.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
what frost giants?
Vote odin
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
Right, but consider:
Fuck them bugs
loutr@jlai.lu 11 months ago
Hey, most bugs are cool and an important part of their ecosystem.
Mosquitoes tho ? Yeah, fuck them.
shneancy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
as much as i’d love to agree with that-
mosquitos are pollinators and an important food source for quite a few animals. Our eco system would not be fine if we got rid of them
prex@aussie.zone 11 months ago
foiledAgain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ironclad reasoning. Flawless execution. Give this person a doctorate
queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
VEM
Vegan
Except Mosquitosthesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know what you meant but I just imagined someone grimly eating mosquitoes out of pure spite
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I saw a video of Africans scooping up pounds of them with nets, mashing 'em up and frying bug patties.
protist@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Mosquito paste is delicious
FMT99@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah agreed, all life is sacred except the ones we don’t like.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I actually love seeing mosquitoes struggle to survive. I don’t care if they’re incapable of morality, they’re evil and I hate them.
racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I hate them too but they are just trying to eat and breed, just like us. So kill them with mercy.
normalexit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I find the compromise acceptable. Please roll out the mosquito killing technology asap.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am a hippy nature person who tries to be merciful and kind to plants or insects. The sole exception is mosquitoes. Those fuckers want to take my blood and dont settle for one serving if they get the chance. Were in a biological armrace and so far we’ve been loosing. Let’s see how they like being fucked with.
untorquer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also ticks.
bad_alloc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
We have suffered for millions of years under mosquitos are they are likely the biggest killer of humans in history. Maybe us evolving big brains and developing genetic engineering is an evolutionary necessity?
Or as Harbinger said: “We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is that mass effect?
P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, have you ever seen a pug? They’re fighting for air their entire life. Or chihuahua’s? Awful personality and bred out of usefulness.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Chihuahuas can have a not completely closed cranial bone (is this the right word?), which means if you pet them at the wrong place you literally can touch the brain and potentially kill them. My mood would be bad, too, if this was the case for my body.
Pugs also can have their eyes popping out if you handle them wrong (e.g. gripping them at their neck).
The head of King Charles Spaniels are to small, meaning their brain does not have enough room. This can lead to brain fluids getting stuck in the head, which increases pressure on the brain, leading to infathomable headaches, hallucinations, motor deficits, etc, pp.
Breeding some dog breeds should really be prohibited.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“You see what we do to the things we love??? What the fuck do you think we’re going to do to you?!”
amzd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or the chickens you eat? They can’t even stand up out of their own feces
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah they’re my soul animals
yamanii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As a Brazilian, I won’t feel sorry for these fuckers.
Klear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
In pretty much every other context, yeah. But for real, fuck mosquitoes.
Zip2@feddit.uk 11 months ago
It’s a bit like trying to watch a pug dog breath.
nednobbins@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I get the feeling of discomfort but it’s basically the same feeling we get when someone breaks a pencil
There is no evidence that a mosquito is capable of feeling the kind of despair or horror that a human would feel in a similar situation. It’s unlikely that mosquitos can form emotions at all.
At the same time, a huge portion of human-animal interactions involve the human controlling the animal in ways that they animal can’t even comprehend. A dog has no idea you’re doing operant conditioning to change their behavior. Pigs have no idea they’re being fed just so they and their children can be eaten.
The only way to avoid this kind of thing is to turn off your big human brain and go back to ape tier. We might need to go farther down the tier list than that though en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Genetically engineer them to grow to the size of Cessna. Ride them to battle
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That seems mild.
Could we try to convince the males that they are the ugliest things on earth so they find large animals that can step on them?
Maybe come up with a liquid that you put in standing water that makes the mosquitoes grow very tiny legs and a very large left wing? You know, so they have to fly to move and they can only fly spinning like crazy.
I got a better one! Make them neon bright and glow in the dark. Make those fuckers be the center of attention. I’m talking kids with nets and old guys with cameras and microscopes with single mosquito flashes (like 1 mosquitoes per photo). And of course sugar sweet flavor? Everything under the sun trying to find them and eat them as snacks. I kinda like this one the best.
discusseded@programming.dev 11 months ago
This is amazing. Far better than killing them off.
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Why not just eradicate them? Genuine question. I don’t think they serve any purpose in nature and are just pissing off every living being.
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
On the one hand this is creepy as hell
On the other fuck mosquitoes
yesman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I had a fruit fly problem over the summer and felt guilty about the cruelty of the glue traps. But when it comes to mosquitos, roaches, and wasps, I’m Hitler. I would favor genetic alterations that expanded their capacity for suffering.
socsa@piefed.social 11 months ago
Do vegans support this because it prevents mosquitoes from consuming animal flesh, or do they oppose it because it denies the mosquitoes their nature?
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
DIE, DIE, DIE
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Cleanse the followers of Nurgle!
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I get the caution about unintended consequences but damnit of all the crazy planetary issues we’re dealing with right now, I’d rank
“oops, got rid of West Nile and Malaria as well as annoying little red bumps from wandering too far from big cities”
As a win, the consequences of which we can probably figure out how to deal with when we come to it.
I know it doesn’t work that way but I’d trade all the world’s mosquitoes to keep the polar bears or pangolins or something any day.
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Sheen, this is the 7th week in a row you’ve shown CRISPR modifications to the mosquito genome to curb malaria in class”
Comments are all the same as when they made mosquitos infertile, unable to spread malaria or wingless too.
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We genetically engineered mosquitoes to have gender dysmorphia - weird times.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Mosquitoes have killed more humans than every disease ever along with every war ever, combined
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But what will happen when the humans lose their natural predators, we might destroy our habita- ah, right. Nevermind
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many people as possible
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Here’s a Venn diagram:
Humans getting killed by mosquitos O
OHumans at fault for habitat destruction
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If those creatures that also eat mosquitoes cannot eat them anymore, that means they would have to eat other bugs, possibly fucking up all the ecosystem.
That said, fuck mosquitoes, they can take blood from other places
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
All of our best data on the impact says that it really wouldn’t matter. Sometimes a species is a linchpin for the ecosystem, and sometimes it isn’t.
Sucks for mosquitoes, but there’s a very real chance that we’ll smallpox them, and the biggest concern will be our confidence that the virus we use doesn’t impact other species unintentionally.
protist@mander.xyz 11 months ago
They’re largely applying this technique to invasive species of mosquitoes, eg Aedes aegypti, which is a potent vector of disease and native of Africa that has spread worldwide only within the past 200 years
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
They also eat nectar and are pollinators of various plants.
There’s no way we could simply remove a creature as numerous and widespread as mosquitoes without any consequences.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If we were to somehow magically remove mosquitos from existence in an instant, we’d better hope something fills their ecological niche quickly
mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Found the mosquito.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I understand what you’re saying here, but the set of people killed by “every disease ever” includes the entire set of people killed by mosquito-borne diseases. Mosquitoes can’t have killed more people than every disease ever because mosquitoes’ kill count is part of every disease ever.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Edit: when excluding malaria.
TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How do they kill us outside of spreading disease?
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 11 months ago
They manipulate the weather using space lasers from their fake hollow moon above our flat earth.
OpenStars@discuss.online 11 months ago
By distracting drivers into causing accidents? Statistically speaking… probably.