Sludgehammer
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 days ago:
Star war: Attack of a clone.
- Comment on Meta illegally collected data from Flo period and pregnancy app, jury finds 5 days ago:
Eh, ICE is in the proto Schutzstaffel phase. For now they only abuse and kidnap people who fit the ever expanding category of “foreigners”, but we’re only one dementia decision away from Trump deciding that it’s only his most dedicated bootlickers can be trusted.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 1 week ago:
I’m not sure if this is the guy I’m thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such… unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.
- Comment on Protest footage blocked as online safety act comes into force – The Free Speech Union 1 week ago:
X declined to comment, but its AI chatbot, Grok, indicated the clip had been restricted under the Online Safety Act due to violent content.
Oh my god… it doesn’t work that way!
The chatbot doesn’t know who or how restricted the video. The chatbot doesn’t know anything its just calculated that based on its training data “Yes the video was restricted due to the Online Safety Act” was a likely answer and then it spit that out.
- Comment on go to sleep 2 weeks ago:
It’s only eight on my coast.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 2 weeks ago:
It is sooo obvious they were trying to pad out the work hours as much as possible so the graph wasn’t “Yeah, CEO’s work less than you (and get paid a thousand times more)”
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 2 weeks ago:
I’m sure he “works hard” like in that CEO workweek graph.
- Comment on hubris go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3 weeks ago:
Well… IIRC a chimp did great in the stockmarket compared to professional traders, maybe it’s time to give something “stupider” a chance. I mean how much of a difference is there between a buzzword fueled techbro and a predictive text engine regurgitating random posts from the internet?
- Comment on ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ 1 month ago:
I know it’s parody, but I’m getting some serious David Dees vibes here.
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 1 month ago:
I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
- Comment on Duolingo CEO on going AI-first: ‘I did not expect the blowback’ 2 months ago:
I mean, they take in current hype, change a few words and then regurgitate it with slightly different words.
- Comment on Star Citizen’s new cash shop offerings provoked fresh pay-to-win and predatory monetization accusations | Massively Overpowered 2 months ago:
Oh my god… that’s the perfect summary.
- Comment on Star Citizen’s new cash shop offerings provoked fresh pay-to-win and predatory monetization accusations | Massively Overpowered 2 months ago:
Wait… the game where you can buy a bundle of every ship in the game for $48,000 might be pay to win?
- Comment on Cookie Clicker coming to Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X/S 2 months ago:
Hmm… I dunno about adding to the base version of the PS5, wouldn’t a game like Cookie Clicker benefit from the power of the PS5 Pro? They should make it PS5 Pro exclusive.
- Comment on Is it normal for people to ask where you are from online? 2 months ago:
- Comment on mood selector switch 2 months ago:
Another fan of Big Clive I see.
- Comment on guys what the heck theyre putting micro chips in the cheese and using blockchains to track the micro chips 2 months ago:
Because some manager thought “Blockchain” made the whole thing sound more high tech.
- Comment on Maryland Senator Meets With Wrongly Deported Man in El Salvador 3 months ago:
Oh thank fuck he’s alive.
I am honestly surprised.
- Comment on A Federal Lab That Tracked Rising S.T.I.s Has Been Shuttered | The United States can no longer keep tabs on drug-resistant gonorrhea, among other infections, scientists said. 4 months ago:
You’d think of all things Trump would be concerned with STI’s.
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 months ago:
The big booty Ghibli styled gnome or not making it’s but even bigger?
- Comment on How are batteries recycled? 4 months ago:
At lease some of them get ground up and turned into corn fertilizer.
- Comment on DOGE Is Replacing Fired Workers With a Chatbot 5 months ago:
Because of course they are. Fucking techbros.
- Comment on National Parks Had a Record Year. Trump Officials Appear to Want It Kept Quiet. 5 months ago:
Well, obviously. The natural beauty of this nation is woke and must be destroyed.
- Comment on DOGE Quietly Deletes the 5 Biggest Spending Cuts It Celebrated Last Week 5 months ago:
I’m guessing it went like “Wait they’re needed for what!? Okay… rehire them, but don’t tell anybody.”
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 5 months ago:
Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off as and his bones dissolve.
- Comment on Kennedy Would Keep Stake in H.P.V. Vaccine Suit if Confirmed 6 months ago:
I’ll admit, I was not expecting Nurgle cultist to take over the US government.
- Comment on Trump Administration Fires U.S. Coast Guard Commandant 6 months ago:
Don’t worry, I’m sure Trump will appoint, I dunno… Catturd or someone to fill the role.
- Comment on With Every Fiber Of My Being 6 months ago:
No, no… I’ve been assured online it wasn’t actually a Nazi salute.
- Comment on downloaded rednote and this a frequent emote in the comments 6 months ago:
Trump has nowhere near enough hair to make pigtails like that.
- Comment on Trump’s Wish to Control Greenland and Panama Canal: Not a Joke This Time 7 months ago:
It wasn’t a joke the first time, it’s just that after everyone laughed at him he got humiliated and pivoted to “Haha I was just kidding you guys! So funny right?” and tried to play it off.
