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- Comment on Helldivers 2 community manager says internal discussions are ongoing regarding mandatory PSN account link 1 week ago:
I saw this coming a mile away when I first learned it was a GAAS.
- Comment on we must go back and fix this 2 weeks ago:
I dream of a world where anime is seen as worse than radioactive so that artists can draw something else for a change.
- Comment on Batman: Arkham Shadow - Official Teaser Trailer 2 weeks ago:
I was wondering why it has a stupid name.
“Arkham shadow” surprised it isn’t “Arkham quest heroes”.
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
Because they didn’t die like that.
- Comment on evangelism 2 weeks ago:
Who let the tedX drone out of their cage?
- Comment on WHERE ARE YOUR COSHH FORMS, MR. FREEZE?? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah this conversation pops up at least once a week, and Batman is so prolific that I feel people not understanding this is a literacy problem.
- Comment on trains 3 weeks ago:
A train-arium.
- Comment on research 3 weeks ago:
This could backfire so horribly when they take that as permission to let all their crazy out.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
Lol sorry I insulted your personality… I mean this video game made by a corporation. Sorry, easy to mix up.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t have played further without disabling it.
Me, 13 hours ago.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t have played further without disabling it.
Me, 13 hours ago.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
Like it’s my fault there’s nothing else to do in their “open world”.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
“if I disable a mechanic on PC, the game is not fun”
To be clear, disabling weapon durability made the game more fun.
The mechanic itself was ass. I wouldn’t have played further without disabling it.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
Pretty much any open world game, including Ubisoft ones.
In botw I realized once I disabled weapon durability that there is very little reason to explore the world once I got a decent weapon; that part of the game is contrived exclusively to justify weapon durability. So the open world sucks.
Then the “dungeons”, the core and lifeblood of a Zelda game, are just one puzzle room that that takes 10 minutes. So it’s a bad Zelda game.
And I know it’s subjective but I just found the game boring. There was nothing interesting, or novel about it other than the glider, which other games have copies since then, so it’s no longer unique. Compared to other open world games it was extremely bare bones. Even open world games before it had more stuff to do, and certainly more engaging combat.
It felt like a tech demo more than a game, and it’s only impressive in the condescending way a console game can be called impressive. “Oh you made this game to work on a potato battery? Wow! Good for you!”
On top of that, I never appreciated Nintendo’s business model of forcing me to buy a $300 console on top of $60 just to play the Mario, or the Zelda.
- Comment on Anon launches a space program 4 weeks ago:
Disney is closing their attempt at this down after a year because they couldn’t do it right.
- Comment on clearly aliens 4 weeks ago:
The first thing any 10 year old with a pile of rocks does is build a pyramid with them. But “oh man it’s so esoteric!!!11one”
- Comment on tremendous 4 weeks ago:
Home values could use some lowering.
- Comment on Anon gobbles 5 weeks ago:
The “flightless” livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.
It’s pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.
- Comment on Anon gobbles 5 weeks ago:
When I meow at cat and it meows back.
- Comment on magic beneath the forests 5 weeks ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse 5 weeks ago:
Nah, the shadows don’t look broken on a cloudy day.
- Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse 5 weeks ago:
I took a picture of the parking lot I was in and it looked normal, but actually looking at it felt like the sun was broken.
People don’t talk about what the world looks like in the moments before total eclipse. Everything looks flat and desaturated. Kinda looks like a photo from the 90s but in HD.
- Comment on How to open a textbook 5 weeks ago:
Goo gah
- Comment on smol frog 1 month ago:
That one jump that looked like a perfect backflip until it landed on its back sent me.
- Comment on meow_irl 1 month ago:
Such is cat.
- Comment on I think an intern helps them tie their shoes too 1 month ago:
But they’d probably be mad you didn’t do it their way.
I suspect they do know there’s better ways but they want you to jump through hoops like a trained pig. Fuck em.
- Comment on CD Projekt CFO does "not see a place for microtransactions in single-player games" 1 month ago:
Nah, Im a part of the generation that wants to burn Bethesda to the ground for horse armor.
I bought the game, I don’t want every fucking second I spend playing it trying to ignore their cash shop.
- Comment on CD Projekt CFO does "not see a place for microtransactions in single-player games" 1 month ago:
As it was with witcher 3, AKA “get off the roof, roach!”
- Comment on The developers of Dead Cells, Darkest Dungeon and Slay The Spire are launching their own "triple-I" Game Awards 1 month ago:
Fuck yeah, cut the corpos out of the hobby space.
- Comment on important awareness post! 1 month ago:
It flew away.
They grow up so fast.