TheRedSpade
@TheRedSpade@lemmy.world
- Comment on my humps 1 week ago:
100 duck sized t. rexes, and it’s not even close. Grab a couple of the little bastards by the neck and start swinging until they’re all dead. The big boy would crush you with one bite. This also applies to the question that yours was likely inspired by.
- Comment on Stuck 2 weeks ago:
Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
- Comment on On special today - Weiner Snipple 5 weeks ago:
Is the version without the red circle still available?
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 1 month ago:
But also four feet. That means he has more surface area to spread the weight across this time around.
- Comment on the internet 1 month ago:
My favorite thing about the jet fuel argument is that it’s actually true. It’s irrelevant, but it’s true.
- Comment on Someone call the PETA folk 2 months ago:
Playboy, Pornhub, and Nutaku are also in there.
- Comment on Could you stay in the roundabout indefinitely? 3 months ago:
Parliament
- Comment on What are some helpful resources to learn to touch type on smartphones? 4 months ago:
I just checked the play store after seeing this comment. Apparently it hasn’t been updated since February of 2017, but it works just fine.
- Comment on What are some helpful resources to learn to touch type on smartphones? 4 months ago:
I know it looks difficult, but if you already touch type on PC then Minuum is a great mobile keyboard. You just have to train yourself to not try being precise with it (impossible to do quickly). I actually find it easier to use if I don’t look at it while I’m typing. I’ve been using it since it was on Indiegogo and haven’t seen anything else worth trying. I’m pretty sure you can even get it for free now.
Note that it does learn from you over time, so the more you use it the more accurate it becomes.
In the above image, I’ve put the cursor back on the word “accurate” for a little demo. The first group of letters are the ones that I actually hit. After that are Minuum’s guesses in order of probability of being correct.
If you want to type a word that isn’t in its dictionary yet, you can swipe up from the top row to bring up a full keyboard. Selecting the word once it’s typed usually adds it, though for some reason they’ve excluded swears from that.
- Comment on Why does it seem like women are more wont to make noise in sexual situations while men don't? 5 months ago:
Any noise I make would be forced, and that’s just awkward for everybody.
- Comment on Have you ever felt a imaginary switch click that changed the trajectory of your life? 8 months ago:
May 27th, 2022 I got off work and bought a 750ml bottle of Captain Morgan. This was more or less a nightly occurence. I woke up the following morning, finished off the bottle (less than a single shot thanks to the previous night), and thought “I’m done”.
Excluding the single glass of champagne and a little sip of margarita at a loved one’s wedding last month, that thought has proven correct. It makes no sense to anyone who’s dealt with addiction. Every day I felt myself being pulled toward the bottle, then all of a sudden that feeling was gone. The cravings are gone. Hell, I once got nauseous from friends even talking about alcohol too much.
It was like I had tried for a while to escape from a prison and eventually accepted that I’d die there. Then I woke up in an open field with no explanation. It’s bizarre. I can’t explain it. But you won’t hear me complain.